Deadpool looked over the screens at the new patiant, green, big, pulsing biseps...
"He's gay isnt he?" Deadpool said.
"SHHHH!" the doctors said over looking the monitors. "Can I meet him?" Deadpool said, he was ignored, but he persisted, "COME ON! I wants to meet the Ninja! Ninja's are cool!"
"You will NOT be getting anywhere near Weapon XII, anytime soon deadpool." He turned around to see the Professor coming into the room. "He's very valuable to us. With him we can find out all we need to know without paying one precious penny, and would like to keep it that way. That means YOU don't get to be anywhere in his vacinaty."
Deadpool made a sad face behind his mask, "I hate you!" He said like a kid and walked out the door stomping his foot. "And so does FRANK!!" then slammed it shut.
"Should we put extra security around the specimens' cell??" Asked one of the guards. "Of course you should." The Professor said, "Deadpool is a lunatic but he's no fool. He'll try to look at the new patiant, he won't be able to help himself."
"This could serve a great purpose when you examine his combat skills." The black skinned doctor said in his usual deep voice.
"Right you are Dante. Right you are." The proffesor said smiling.
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Leonardo in the Meantime, was doing crunches in his cell, his feet were up and on a ledge portion of his cell, and his shell kept his back from touching the floor.
His chains, only stretched to that side of the room so it was just as well. He was trying to remember what his previous mission was, if it WAS a mission, might as well have been a kidnapping, again. He was here against his will IN a prison, maybe he was kidknapped from NY, he was from NY right?
OF COURSE I AM! he thought,
"Pull your self together Leo!" He continued to do his push ups, keeping his mind active.
Suddenly he heard something in the cell across from his. It was a cry, a female cry for help, he recognised it. He stopped mid sit up, to hear. "No! You will pay for this!" he heard the voice say, "Release me!" it bellowed,
"Karai?" Leo said without hearing himself.
"Who is Karai? How do I know her?" he wondered.
"NO!" she wailed.
"Karai!" He said out loud again falling out of his sit up. "Karai is that you!" he said.
"NEVER!" she said out loud, "You dishonorable-."
She suddenly cried out in pain. It was the big man who had ruffed him up, he could tell by his growling breath on the other side of the cell. He was doing this to her, and he was enjoying it, he could hear it in his voice.
"Leave her alone!!!" He yelled getting up and charging the direction of the sound, "Let her alone you filthy-..."
His chains were encumbering him from getting any nearer to the door, or wall that the shreiks were coming from behind. "What are you doing to her!?" He banged on the part of the wall he could reach, and his collar for some reason was humming up a storm, for a while the noise stopped and there was silance. Finally he heard a voice behind the wall, and it wasn't the girl, "She IS cute, frog face..." the growling deep voice said cruely. His collar wirred with activity, and suddenly, he was hit across the brain with memories again, massive flash backs that felt like elephant being stuffed in a thimbal. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" he yelled.
These flash backs were too confusing, some too horrible to understand, he could see Master Splinter sitting with four little turtles, one of them was him- "AAAAAAHHHH!" next flash back.
He held his head, as he sank to the floor. "Help me Leonardo!...." he heard a voice say, it was female but it wasn't Karai's voice. "April?" he asked, "GRRRRRR AHAAAAAGGGH!!" make it stooooooooop!!!" He wailed. Suddenly he heard a computerised *CLICK*, everything went black and he was out like a light, dead eyes looking up at the cieling of his cell.
In the room on the other side of Leo's holding cell, Sabertooth put down the recorder in his hand and looked up at the Camera, "You get that Professor?" he asked. "Oh yes Victor." Said the Profesesor's robotic voice on the speaker, "We saw everything."
"Leonardo..." The proffesor said looking from the screen with Sabertooth on it, to the screen with Leo lying on the floor of his cell. "Your about to be our greatest Weapon YET!"
Meanwhile in her quarters, Marrow was sitting up on her cot, brooding. "Just Great!" she thought, I get into this program to get recompence, and my aditude gets me in trouble with the biggest meanist guy in Weapon-X. He's gonna kill me, I know he is why do I have to be so stup-"
"Hey hey! Would you like another can of whoop @##?" She turned to her door which she now regretted leaving open, Deadpool was coming. Hearing him aproaching the door, she threw a spike Boomerang at the door's open crack. True to her prediction, he came waltsing in right into it's path. He also caught it in his hand without even looking. "Thanks, need a back scratcher." He said cheerily, "But seriously, how about that? I mean he litterally kicked your-"
"Shut up Deadpool!" She barked.
"...-across the room!" he continued, "I mean for gosh sakes! When do you get to see that kinda poetry in motion-"
"I said shut up!" She barked again, glaring in his direction again.
"I know you did, and so does frank and we don't care." Deadpool said.
"Whatever...Just leave me alone." She said burying her head in her arms as she tucked her knees in under her chin.
"I usually would cause your so pathetic, but Frank kinda likes you so I'm doing it for him."
"Tell frank, to go to h-" she began.
"Anyway, do you wanna another look at the new prisoner?" Deadpool said interupting her. She perked up, "Aaaah see! We know what you want." Deadpool said with a wiley tone.
"You can get us in?" She said suspiciously, "How?" Deadpool folded his arms like he was some hot shot.
"Because Frank thought up this really cool plan..." He said, "You distract the guards, and I'll sneak in and gut-"
"Go away deadpool." she said hiding her face again.
"No no really! Think about it. The matrix of this places' security protocals are digital right?"
"Partialy, why?" Marrow asked, not bringing her head up.
"BeCAUSE." Deadpool said again in his wiley tone, "We can edit them to replay feeds from training programs." Marrow rose her head slowly. "GO on.."
she said intrested. "All we'd need is to take a clip clip of a training sim, and interface THAT with an actual grapple in another room. The guys in security'll be too hopped up on parnoia to really tell the difference. This new guys got em scared, like when they brought in Omega red."
Marrow began to understand the method to this nutcase's maddness.
"When they hear of a scruffle in the floor bellow them, they'll investigate. That'll be the time to slip in! Thats where you come in, you need to throw as many boomerangs as you can into the ventalation tower!"
She knew what he meant, the updrafts from the shaft would carry them high enough to go through the vents over that floor. She was the best at throwing those things, so if thrown right, they would actually travel through the shafts till they met the compacter in the other room that controls the temeratures. It was brillant. Deadpool was really thinking this one through.
"So while, I distract the guards, you...." She repeated, "Sneak in and get us in!" Deadpool said rubbing his hands together like an evil genius.
Marrow grinned, but then thought, "Wait wait wait." she said, "They won't let any of us in. "Not after I had that scuffle with him, and not after you..........being you."
Deadpool put an arm around her shoulder, "Thats where we need you again girly girl." he said, "You gots to get in a fight with Sabretooth again."
"Whoa! Whoa, stop right there! I am NOT getting that jerk more pissed at me-"
"Why?" Deadpool said, "He'll kick your a-" She kicked him in the gut with a side kick that pinned him to the wall. Deadpool chuckled "I'm sorry, just gotta say it!" Deadpool said cracking up.
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Topside, above the instalation, miles away, Raphael was cooling off from his jog over the mountain. He breathed heavily, and then more slowley, then regulated his pulse, steaying his nerves, the way Master splinter had taught him.
"Still nothi'n", he thought. Looking from one side to the other. "Geez brother..." he said under his breath, "Where ya hidding huh?" all he could see from either side of him was vast, vast, nothing. Nothing but woods, and rocks, just as boring and endless as the ones he'd past before. "Oy, I gotta get outta here!" he said to himself. This routine of breathing in and out in such a way was how Splinter said he could
calm himself, release the fear, the anger, the confusion..."
"
Right." Thought Raph, "
Gettin' in a tussle's how "I" handle things." He said to himself. But that was how he'd gotten into this mess in the first place, right? Costing him as sibling. He had to calm down, although he was still restless, and not at all exausted.
He suddenly felt something close, a pressence, like he was being watched. Going up against the Hoot had taught him that much, his hands slowly went down to his Sai's. His muscles flexed, and he stood stark still. He sniffed the air to see if there were any defining odor changes anywhere, besides himself of course, he had been running a while. He thought he could just smell-
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CLANG!!* He turned around, Sai's out, just in time to block a blow to the back of his shell by 6 pointy blades. He also could see they were eminating out of the knuckles of a well built, GRUFF, man with weird hair.
"You tryin' ta tell me somethin mister?" Raphael said gruffly. The blades clanged against other, interlocked until Raphael let fly a side kick which sent him back. The stranger had seen this coming, and oddly retracted the blades from his fists, then tucked inward to recieve the blow, and stood in a Bushido stance.
"Bub!" The man growled, "I ain't falling for that again! You're gonna tell me what I want to know, and then I'm gonna claw you apart!" he said, ejecting his claws again.
Raphael spun around in his own stance, Sai's pointed in his direction, "Lets dance bright eyes!"
"AAAGUHHHH!!!" The man yelled and they both charged each other.