In the world of Team Fortress 2, Mann Co. has to hire mercenaries to combat the robots sent by rival companies. These are their stories.
The film would be in the style of The Expendables, but with strong comedy elements. The main character would most likely be the Scout, as he'd be the easiest to make relatable.
JASON STATHAM as HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
Heavy: The Heavy Weapons Guy specializes in being a tank, as well as being the main offensive force. As his name suggests, he uses heavy weapons.
Jason Statham: This one was probably the hardest to cast. I'm mostly going off of facial structure, and head shape. Think Kevin Durand in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. As for whether he can pull off the gravely Russian voice, I'm not sure. But anything is possible, and if nothing else, someone could do a voice over.
LOGAN LERMAN as SCOUT
Scout: The Scout specializes in being quick on his feet, hard to hit, and a distraction. He can also knock out enemies with his baseball bat.
Logan Lerman: I've only seen him in Percy Jackson, but he definitely looks the part, and from what I've seen, can act the part.
MICHAEL ROOKER as ENGINEER
Engineer: The Engineer specializes in building sentry guns, teleportation devices, and ammo dispensers.
Michael Rooker: This one wasn't easy to cast. I originally thought about casting Ewan McGregor, but I didn't think he could pull off the hard country accent. Michael Rooker looks the part well enough. The only problem is that the Engineer is short and stubby, unlike Rooker's tall somewhat muscular figure.
GEORGE CLOONEY as SPY
Spy: The Spy relies on deception, often disguising himself and stabbing enemies in the back.
George Clooney: I don't know what brought me to this choice, but I'm definitely happy with it. This one isn't as much about looks, since his face would be covered. I think he could pull off the French accent.
HUGH JACKMAN as SNIPER
Sniper: As the name suggests, the Sniper specializes in shooting his enemies in the head, from a good distance. He's rather flimsy in all other types of combat.
Hugh Jackman: I got pretty stuck on this one, until my good chum TheOneAboveAll suggested Jackman. He looks the part well enough, and I'm sure he could pull off the Australian accent.
WOODY HARRELSON as SOLDIER
Soldier: The Soldier specializes in rocket launchers.
Woody Harrelson: I originally wanted to cast R. Lee Ermey in this role, but thought he might be a tad bit old. Harrelson looks the part well enough, and can definitely act it.
EDWARD NORTON as MEDIC
Medic: The Medic specializes in healing his allies from all types of ailments.
Edward Norton: I had this pick in mind, when I started the cast. He definitely looks the part, and has the weasily voice.
MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG as PYRO
Pyro: The Pyro specialized in flamethrowers and fireball guns.
Michelle Trachtenberg: Since no one actually knows what the Pyro looks like, and hes been rumored to be a girl, I thought I'd have some fun with this and cast a pretty lady. This would really only be a cameo appearance, as she'd have the mask on for most of the movie.
JAMIE FOXX as DEMOMAN
Demoman: My personal favorite of the TF2 guys, the Demoman specializes in grenade and sticky bomb launchers, as well as giant axes.
Jamie Foxx: He looks the part well enough, and can definitely pull off the Scottish accent.
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