GEARS
Welcome to Gears. The bar for cyborgs, androids, and robots.
GEARS is filmed in front of a fully automated audience.
Gears bar. A large square bar with multiple motor oil bottles behind it, in front of a mirror. Near the entrance side of the square bar, C-3PO sits alone, with a martini glass that has a colorful umbrella in it.
On the opposite end Sonny from " I Robot" sits next to the Terminator in full Arnold Schwarzenegger appearance. Behind the bar, Johnny Five from "Short Circuit" cleans glasses and refills drinks. Chappie with an old washcloth on his shoulder and apron is walking throughout the bar, bussing tables and doing dishes.
SONNY:
"So guys, alot of big trailers dropped on the Skynet this week. Looks like adequate and fulfilling entertainment."
TERMINATOR:
"Dream on."
SONNY:
"Yes, I do dream. Just last night I had what they call a nightmare. Essentially they made a sequel to 'I Robot'. The part that was horrifying? Starring Jayden Smith."
JOHNNY 5:
"Scary. At least it wasn't co starring Jada Pinkett Smith."
SONNY:
"Dreadful. So, T, you did not approve of this Genesys trailer? On a side note; why can't Terminators spell correctly. I saw you read that phonebook. Nevertheless, the trailer gave us a nice twist. Supposedly John Connor is a robot. How'd that happen?" Winks.
TERMINATOR:
"Two words. Robotic. Sperm."
C-3PO:
"You're forgetting about this week's biggest and most compelling movie trailer."
SONNY:
"Oh, you must be referring to the 'Force Awakens'. It was quite good." Winks at C-3PO.
C-3PO:
"No. I was talking about 'Ant-Man'. It contained many hilarious attributes."
TERMINATOR:
"Shut up you golden fan boy. The Star Wars trailer was fantastic."
SONNY:
"Then there's also that trailer where two icons will finally clash on screen." Winks.
C-3PO:
"Oh dear, Aliens versus Predator has already happened my friend."
TERMINATOR:
"Do not make me terminate you."
There's a loud noticeable thud sound as Robocop exits the bathroom. He stands besides Sonny.
ROBOCOP:
"Move creep! You're in my seat, you winking bastard."
SONNY:
Moves over a seat. "You were in there awhile." Winks at Robocop.
ROBOCOP:
"Robo-diarrhea."
Suddenly, Alpha from the "Power Rangers Movie" bursts through the bathroom door, running away.
ALPHA:
"I! I! I! I! I! I!"
He nearly gets to the entrance, but he explodes right in front of the door.
ROBOCOP:
"Explosive, robo-diarrhea." JOHNNY 5: "Chappie!"
Chappie does a face palm as he looks to the bathroom.
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