Just For Fun: Justice League Movie
DARK KNIGHT RISES SPOILERS
I know this would be impossible due to different sources and the time one of these shows aired and what is so far known about the attempt at a Justice League movie, but just for fun I decided to bridge several TV and film sources into one impossible continuity, this bridges:
Man of Steel
Nolan Batman Trilogy
Green Lantern movie
2011 Wonder Woman Pilot
The 1990 Flash TV Series
Lois and Clark: the New Adventures of Superman (only for one character)
The Story
Hal Jordan as the Green Lantern comes home to his department after a month long mission for the Guardians, he sees his best friend Tom Kalmaku. He tells about him about the month he spent fighting Manhunters and asks about what he missed during that month.
Tom just passes him a newspaper with the headline “’SUPERMAN’ STOPS ALIEN INVASION> THOUSANDS DEAD IN METROPOLIS DUE TO THE ATTACK”.
In Gotham is Wayne Manor now turned into the Wayne Family Gotham Orphanage, inside watching the news is Commissioner Jim Gordon and the ex police officer John Blake who is now working as the head of the orphanage.
On the news is about the police finding Lazlo Valentin a criminal surgeon who was known for wearing a pig’s mask, found unconscious and tied to a lamppost and they caught the glimpse of the Batman before he left in the shadows. While the newscaster talks about a meteor shower which experts claim may hit the planet, Jim asks John what he plans to do since he is the new Batman, to which John responds ‘same what Bruce did only with a smile and a not so hard to understand voice’.
It then cuts to a segment of news announcer Gordon Godfrey who loudly criticizes Superman, the Flash and Green Lantern calling them as just fancy circus freaks and the likes of Wonder Woman and Batman, Wonder Woman especially since her alter ego Diana is a public figure and allowed to walk freely despite she is known as a vigilante who ignores basic procedure including what she had done to expose Veronica Cale.
Diana the CEO of Themyscira Industries was in her office until she switched it off, in walks in is her secretary who tells her Curtis Knox the CEO of one of her rivals Savage Incorporated is there for a meeting.
Diana lets Curtis into her office for the meeting, Curtis asks Diana what it is like using her company’s money to fund her late night escapades as she assaults people while looking like “a doll from Barbie’s Patriot Flag playset”. Diana sends him out saying “at least my company does not have a name that announces to the world that you are a savage.”
Hal as Green Lantern is flying over Coast City as he spots criminals trying to rob STAR Labs, he flies in as police scientist Barry Allen sneaks off and appears in costume as the Flash. Hal and Barry both make short work of the criminals before they both share a handshake.
Clark Kent as Superman is in the U.S. Military Base who hears something about Bureau 39 agents being spotted. General Hardcastle explains that Bureau 39 was their sector for dealing with incidents that seemed to be in the unknown but it was shut down when the head of the bureau Jason Trask became too paranoid about what he saw as a threat to the country. After it was shut down Jason and his agent ran off with the equipment and resources and emerged making terrorist attacks against what they saw as threats to the country.
In the Batcave underneath the orphanage John is getting suited up in his Batman costume which he repainted to have a bright shade of yellow in the bat insignia and had a bright yellow utility belt.
He then rides the Batmobile and stopping in an alley to beat up some masked thugs. He is then surrounded by what looked like armoured government agents with bulletproof vests that said “39”.
In Coast City Hal and Barry are sharing stories as they walk across the road (with Barry stating that he is friends with the guy that used to be the vigilante Nightshade and the Batman in Gotham reminds him of Nightshade) when they are surrounded by Bureau 39 agents. With guns that radiated a yellow ray they are then both knocked out.
Clark is flying outside until he is being shot at by helicopters with “39” written on the sides. He dodged the bullets until one of the pilot managed to shoot Superman from the side with a gun which had a green rock as a bullet. One of the soldiers remarks “Trask was right, that alien rock did affect him!”
Diana as Wonder Woman is on the streets fighting against the Bureau 39 agents that were coming her way and was making short work of them. Then comes is Curtis who says he will help them bring her in. Diana laughs him off and charges at him only for Curtis to catch her in a surprisingly strong grip and knocks her out with a well aimed punch.
The five heroes then find themselves in five different electronic cells and then walks in is Jason Trask who reveals he brought “you five freaks” there so he can personally supervise their execution and he will be known as a hero and an icon who saved the world from five future threats to this country.
Then the cells then automatically open up and Hal reveals to the shocked and now scared looking Trask, he used his ring to hack into their mainframe and release them saying “my ring can pretty much do anything.”
Jason orders his guards to kill them while he flees but they make short work of his guards and then enter the top of the base where there was a giant laser which seemed to be powered by some yellow rock and there is Curtis Knox with the laser.
Curtis revealed he helped Trask with his delusions so he can have Bureau 39 help him with his master plan: years ago he discovered a meteor shower will land on Earth in what will be an hour to most likely destroy most of the human population and with his laser he will use it to force the remaining human population to serve him in a new utopia.
Barry asks what kind of madman he is as Curtis laughs while he reveals his past: he actually was a caveman until he was hit by the meteor that wiped out the Dinosaurs and it granted him immortality, great strength and speed as well as enhanced intelligence. He explained while he was waiting for society and technology to evolve he studied he meteor that hit him and mastered its energy into the yellow energy he had the Bureau 39 agents take them in. He had used several aliases over the countless thousands of years but he remembered the first one he ever used: Vandal Savage. He even stated he founded the League of Shadows and every single person to have ever held the title of Ra’ Al Ghul worked for him including Henry Ducard worked for him, whether they were aware of it or not.
He asks them for their help in ruling over the new utopia but as Hal puts it “you can take your delusions of grandeur and go *&%$ yourself Savage!”
Savage orders the guards to get them, Clark and Hal fly off to stop the meteors, Barry runs off and John and Diana are left to fight off the Guards with John giving some compliments to DIana.
Trask gets to his car outside the base and tries starting it only to look out and see all his tires are missing and he is then punched out by a smiling Barry.
Hal and Clark managed to destroy most of the meteors and Hal uses a construct of a bag to put the rest of them inside and throw them off course for the Earth.
In the base Clark, Hal and Barry return and Vandal upon being told the Meteors were destroyed becomes enraged and injects himself with a serum made from his meteor.
He then grows into a hulking brute and Hal, Diana Clark fight it while Barry and John get to work destroying the laser and Clark even manages to use his heat vision to destroy the meteor rock. Vandal is hit by several more hits and the serum he took is taking away all his energy before being knocked out by a well aimed Batarangs to the face by John knocks him out.
The five heroes leave as the police and military storms the base. Making sure no one is listening they decided to reveal their secret identities. To eachother, after John unmasks himself and puts it back on Barry remarks “I am pretty sure you would have been in diapers when the Batman first showed up” and John admits he is the successor to the Batman everyone knows about. Hal suggests they team up more often like a Justice League and they agree.
A News report is talking about the five heroes now known as the Justice League foiling a plot by rogue government agents to destroy the world and that the two masterminds have been taken into custody, accompanied by footage of the unconscious brutish form of Vandal Savage being strapped into a large gurney and being carried by military helicopter and handcuffed behind is back Jason Trask rants and raves as he is led into the back of a military van.
In a three way split screen Carol Ferris, Lois Lane and Tina McGee are all watching this. This is lead to a segment of Gordon Godfrey’s show as he is talking about how these five freaks decided to form their own boy band plus one girl and just really want to get attention.
Back in the orphanage John Blake is visited by Diana in her business suit who reveals her company gave his orphanage a donation and hopes they can do more business with eachother. Diana invites John to her building for dinner as she kisses him on the cheek leaving him stunned as she left.
After the credits rolled we get a scene of Gordon Godfrey in his bedroom. He is talking to a monitor. A dark voice asks him what he is doing to the threats to his plan. Gordon responds “I know they can destroy your glorious plan but trust me I will turn the stupid citizens against them, the only hope they would have to stand against the glorious might of our empire. After I am done they will be in no position to stop the might of your army and then the planet and the Anti Life Equation will be yours.........master!!!”
On the monitor is the alien Darksied who sits on his throne as beside him is his advisor Desaad.
Main Cast List
The team
Henry Cavill as Clark Kent/Superman
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Robin John Blake/the second Batman
Adrianne Palicki as Diana/Wonder Woman
Ryan Reynolds as Hal Jordan/Green Lantern
John Wesley Shipp as Barry Allen/the Flash
Villains (all fancasts except for the last one)
Guy Pearce as Curtis Knox/Vandal Savage
Patton Oswalt as Jason Trask (Hey in Lois and Clark I thought he was an underrated villain and sad that he only ever appeared in two episodes of that show)
Toby Jones as Lazlo Valentin
Sam Rockwell as Gordon Godfrey
Doug Jones as Desaad
Steve Blum as the voice of Darksied (motion capture for the most part)