My dreamcast for a spidey flick....

My dreamcast for a spidey flick....

Well, in recent news. They are making yet another Spider man movie. So, I thought I'd be nice and share who I think should be who...enjoy.

Fan Fic
By Joslezio85 - May 26, 2009 04:05 AM EST
Filed Under: Fan Fic

I'm not going to go into too much detail. In my opinion its been way overdone already. I'm just going to show you what I think.

Here ya go.

First off Tobey sucks...



Second...off? Screw Mary Jane Watson completely...



Third...oh god good ya'll...



Fourth...done good so far...



Fifth...I know, its from the crappy crow movie. but it shows why I picked him. IMO.



Sixth...who better?




and there ya go. Simple enough? I thought so. Tobey sucked, Kirsten sucked. Bryce only got the movie cuz her daddy was on happy days, lol. So I replaced them, with much cooler people. Than, I threw in some BAMF's, and I called it a day. Peace.


oh, and thanks to fivebees and Shaman for totally throwing some of these picks in all of our faces. You guys rock.
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Spilox
Spilox - 5/26/2009, 4:32 AM
ok, i could see almost all of this happening. Only jessica simpson as black cat sucks. Although she is hot :D
Spike1980
Spike1980 - 5/26/2009, 5:11 AM
That isn't Jessica Simpson it's Ali Larter.
Joslezio85
Joslezio85 - 5/26/2009, 5:38 AM
Wow!!! really? It actually says her name on the picture....

I wouldn't cast Jessica Simpson as the shoe I stepped in dog shit with...
THEHAWK
THEHAWK - 5/26/2009, 8:39 AM
Excellent picks. The only way I will see Gwen and no MJ is if she dies. I honestly liked Bryce as Gwen in 3 I don't think she needs to be recast. If they started an entirely new series of films (Which I hope they don't) this would be a great cast.
Shaman
Shaman - 5/26/2009, 9:43 AM
Great cast but i enjoyed your previous picture of Ramsey better... you know the one, don't even try to play coy LOL :P
YohonKalic
YohonKalic - 5/26/2009, 11:10 AM
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Ali Larter is like in my top five favorite women, to compare her to that dumb fat ass Jessica Simpson is just wrong. How is it you could look at that little ass of hers and think Jessica, not to mention its got her damn name right there on the picture.

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Shaman
Shaman - 5/26/2009, 1:21 PM
LOLOL oh just for the heck of it:


Joslezio85
Joslezio85 - 5/26/2009, 5:09 PM
ha ha. Cartoon Boobs. Thank you Shaman.
and yes, i know the one you mean...

@Hawk. Really? She just isn't cute enough for me. Personal preference I suppose...

@Yohon. I concur.
10THTIGER
10THTIGER - 5/27/2009, 1:23 AM
ON DA MONEY ON ALL EXCEPT MORBIOUS ID RATER SEE BENICIO DEL TORO
Joslezio85
Joslezio85 - 5/27/2009, 3:23 AM
Hey me too!!! But, he's gettin kinda old, and kinda fat. That would not be appealing...
YohonKalic
YohonKalic - 5/27/2009, 7:36 AM
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You did a much better set up this time, but didn't really give a reason of why you dropped people from the original cast but not all, I like your Kraven pick though.

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Shaman
Shaman - 5/27/2009, 10:25 AM
Knowing Raimi, he'd pic The Rock as Kraven LOL :P And i concider Bryce FUGLY!!!
Joslezio85
Joslezio85 - 5/27/2009, 12:36 PM
@yohon. The main reason I didn't go into any detail. Is because in my opinion, Spidey has been way overdone. On this site, and many others. I actually put off doing this cast job for a long time because of that. But, I said screw it and finally did it.
Shaman
Shaman - 5/27/2009, 1:56 PM
See now, if you're not gonna do it, i will!!!














AshleyWilliams
AshleyWilliams - 5/27/2009, 4:46 PM
Tobey-spidey
bryce dallas howard-gwen
ali larter(hot)-black cat
del toro-morbius
dylan baker-lizard
josh brolin-kraven
Joslezio85
Joslezio85 - 5/27/2009, 11:09 PM
newavenger4. seriously. if you put ali and tobey in the same room together. he's gonna cream himself and stumble all over himself...it just wont work. Jake's cooler than that little wannabe anyways. and bryce dallas howard sucks. her daddy needs to keep his nose out of it so she'll quit getting parts.
Joslezio85
Joslezio85 - 5/27/2009, 11:10 PM
@shaman. oh good god damn
Shaman
Shaman - 5/28/2009, 10:16 AM
"Bryce dallas howard sucks. Her daddy needs to keep his nose out of it so she'll quit getting parts."

Couldn't have said it better myself!!! Those damn "Tori Spellings" should stop having the right to reproduce themselves!!!

Oh and i can't even see half of those pictures i put up at work on this site! I don't even know why since i was able to see them where i took them from LOL :P
Joslezio85
Joslezio85 - 5/28/2009, 10:41 AM
sorry to hear. i'm sure i would've enjoyed em...
Shaman
Shaman - 5/28/2009, 11:13 AM
But you see them, i don't LOL :P
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