The Michael Bay Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: A Fan Fic Story Prediction

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The Michael Bay Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: A Fan Fic Story Prediction

SECTION 1: So these turtles from Earth get sucked in a mysterious black hole from a sewer in New York and it's find out the black hole was an inter dimensional tube created by an Alien race called the Buttsecks. The turtles are transported to their planet called Buttseckmania. The aliens have giant butt like faces and they constantly fart. So these turtles are in this research facility on the planet were the Buttseckers are testing them by mating the turtles and sticking their wee wee in the turtles mouths. Then they start probing the turtles with long pointy sticks making them bleed from the inside. The story moves to 30 years later and we see the sons of the mated turtles from the beginning of the story. They are four turtles who are now a half alien half turtle breed and honorary member of the planet Buttseckmania. There names are Leofarto, Raphafarto, Donafarto, and Michaelafarto. The leader of the planet Shradder Cheesofarts challenges the alien turtles to a gladiator match for the rule of the entire planet. So they turtles have little time to prepare so they take a ship and go to Earth to train.

SECTION 2: They meet Master Sharter and learn advanced self defense techniques in some cheap run down gym in New York. Then the adult turtles decide they want to get laid before they go back to their planet and get some prostitute named April Banger to lay their turtle eggs in. So they get all messy and then they get a ship to go back to their planet of Buttseckmania. So the day comes and the turtles fight as one in this gladiator ring fighting butt faced people. You get the alien cheerleader with the 3 boobies and you have all these crazy explosions happening everywhere. Then in the final battle the leader Shradder Cheesofarts rips off his pants revealing a giant alien wiener that looks like a tentacle and says prepare to be probed you turtles. Then he opens his chest and more alien wiener tentacle things come out that look so greasy and slimy. Then the turtles dodge the tentacle wieners and then Leofarto kicks him in the balls crushing them. Then they find out his balls was his weakness as the wiener tentacle things slowly shrink back inside his body. So then suddenly the sun collides with the planet and the whole planet explodes in this massive explosion killing everyone. Then back on Earth April Banger is giving birth to these weird alien turtle babies and then suddenly the sun collides with the Earth and in a major twist the Earth blows up too.

SECTION 3: Then we cut too this fat dude in an office cubicle and we see his boss Megan Fox in an s&m outfit telling him to wake the **** up or he is fired then she whips him with a feather whip. So he wakes up from his office cubicle to finish his screenplay for Michael Bay and then goes home to think what the hell he was dreaming. Then while he is home he hears a knock on the door and Shradder Cheesofarts shows up revealing he teleported at the very instant before his planet blew up and then kills this random guy. Then suddenly Shradder Cheesofarts drives to his house and takes off his mask to reveal he is actual an actor and then his house explodes and he dies. Then all the houses on the block explode then these giant robots show up and fight each other. Then we see the robots transform to animals and go to the zoo. SO then we cut to the zoo where we see four baby turtles crawling into a sewer. Then a mysterious blackhole appears and the turtles are sucked in it.

SECTION 4: THE END
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