So…… What if a studio made the worst movie ever??? I picked bad actors who would never pull of their character…… they also have to look enough like them to be cast, or else I would have Zak Efron as Black Panther…………… Let’s find out who would be cast……
NOTE: This is my first article so sorry if the rows and pictures are layered wrong. Unlike many other people, I enjoy criticism. Comment what you think and if you want me to make more, and what your suggestions would be……………………… Let’s begin…………………
The Avengers:
Iron Man
Nic Cage as Tony Stark / Iron Man
(Ghost Rider, The Croods, The Sorcerer's Apprentice)
Yep… Nic Cage…………… He definitely looks more like Stark than some other people…… but could he pull off being Tony Stark? I think the answer is a big fat NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! His portrayal of Ghost Rider proves that Cage can NOT play the armored avenger.
Thor
Russell Brand as Thor Odinson
(Despicable Me, the Tempest, Bedtime Stories)
Dye his hair blond, suit him up in Asgardian armor, and throw him his hammer, he wouldn’t be a bad Thor…………… Right? WRONG! Brand focuses too much on comedy, while Thor is a very serious character. Brand is a bad actor, but not a terrible comedian, not great but not terrible.
Captain America
Channing Tatum as Steve Rogers / Captain America
(G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, 21 Jump Street, Magic Mike)
Channing Tatum……… Does he look like Steve Roger……? not much…… can he act……? Not much…… Do we want a dull and boring Cap……? Not at all. Cap needs to be an exciting character…… Not gonna happen with Tatum………
The Hulk
Justin Long as Bruce Banner / The Hulk
(Planet 51, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Live Free or Die Hard)
Justin Long is famously known for the squeaky little voice of Alvin…… But would he pull off the loud, angry roar of the Hulk? Not at all…… He stars in many animated movie where he voices the squeaky-voiced child. Plus he doesn’t look at all like Bruce Banner!!! NEXT………
Black Panther
Wayne Brady as T’Challa / Black Panther
(Sofia the First, Let’s make a deal, Foodfight!)
I’ll be honest…… Let’s make a deal is awesome, Wayne is hilarious…… Can he play Black Panther? Absolutely Not! The only thing that Wayne and T’Challa have in common in terms of looks is that they are both black, but they’re tone is off anyway……… and SOFIA THE FIRST!!! That’s a 2 year old show about a princess!!!
Black Widow
Nicole Kidman as Natasha Romanov / Black Widow
(Batman Forever, the Golden Compass, the Paperboy)
Do I need to explain? Kidman looks nothing like Widow!!! I will kill myself if she gets cast for real……………………
Hawkeye
Adam Sandler as Clint Barton / Hawkeye
(Jack and Jill, You don’t mess with the Zohan, That’s my boy)
Adam Sandler is considered to be the worst actor ever by many people. Many people are correct. I wanted him cast in the movie for some role, and I found Hawkeye to be the hardest to cast so………… Here it is! Seriously, Sandler is an awful actor
Nick Fury
Steve Martin as Colonel Nick Fury
(Cheaper by the Dozen, the Pink Panther 2, Mixed Nuts)
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Masters of Evil
Baron Zemo
Matthew McConaughey as Baron Helmut Zemo
(Surfer Dude, Sahara, Fool’s Gold)
Matthew McConaughey is one of the WORST actors in history……… but if he is wearing a mask the whole movie, will he be that bad? I still say……… Yes, he will be awful!
Crossbones
Kevin James as Brock Rumlow / Crossbones
(Here comes the Boom, Zookeeper, Paul Blart: Mall Cop)
To be honest…… when I was trying to pick 3 terrible movies to be show, I had a hard time picking because I could think of 7 off the top of my head. All Kevin James movies……… All terrible movies………
Radioactive Man
Jackie Chan as Chen Lu / Radioactive Man
(Kung Fu Panda, the Karate Kid, the Spy Next Door)
You know……………… what’s the point anymore…… He’ll make a TERRIBLE Radioactive Man, right? Right? RIGHT?
Purple Man
Sylvester Stallone as Zebediah Killgrave / Purple Man
(Bullet to the head, Rambo, Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over)
If you ever talked to me in chat about an Avengers sequel, then it would have been obvious that I chose Purple Man to be in this movie. However, Stallone is one of the most boring actors ever……… wait…… did I say actor? Excuse me while I roll around on the floor and laugh my head off.
Whiplash
Harrison Ford as Anton Vanko / Whiplash
(Star Wars Original Trilogy, Indiana Jones Series, Cowboys vs. Aliens)
I’m not at all saying that Ford is a bad actor, he is a great actor. But can he pull off that Russian accent??? Can he be active enough to whip someone’s head off??? No. He is a great actor, but no one can ever be good at every role.
Other
The President
Bruce Willis as the President
(Die Hard Series, Sin City, Looper)
Bruce Willis is awesome……… but he should focus on an action role, and avoid being a president.
Pepper Potts
Uma Thurman as Pepper Potts
(Batman & Robin, Kill Bill Vol. 2, Prime)
Uma Thurman making out with Nic Cage??? They are both awful…
Odin
Larry the Cable Guy as Odin
(Tooth Fairy 2, Car 2, Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader)
Well, it’s possible right? Hey, I originally cast him as Captain America so this is an improvement!!!
Well, comment and tell me what you think!