G.I. Joe, The Rise of Cobra Releases a New Trailer

G.I. Joe, The Rise of Cobra Releases a New Trailer

At least it's starting to look better. Channing Tatum gets a dance solo!

By Betty - Jun 20, 2009 01:06 PM EST
Filed Under: G.I. Joe

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ThisFan
ThisFan - 6/20/2009, 1:25 PM
someone else already posted this
Betty
Betty - 6/20/2009, 1:33 PM
Ah, but I have the video attached. I can embed!
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 6/20/2009, 1:41 PM
I saw this BETTY @ I could'nt get it embeded lol!

Can only seem to do YOU TUBE lol!

Very cool trailer bud! I like it!!!

GI JOE = DARK HORSE OF THE SUMMER! ; )
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 6/20/2009, 3:25 PM

: D
rockingrich1webb
rockingrich1webb - 6/20/2009, 7:27 PM
dude how did you embed this...
Betty
Betty - 6/20/2009, 10:22 PM
If you drag your cursor over the video, an embed option comes up. Click it and then copy the code.
Osiris
Osiris - 6/21/2009, 11:25 AM
GI Joe is lookin good, and @Grif@ you should have know that was a lie every movie has to have comic relief even horror movies it's becoming kind of annoying actually
wolverine81
wolverine81 - 6/21/2009, 1:12 PM
Who would have known Marlon Wayans is the comic relief...still not impressed and I don't think I ever will be
mativ16
mativ16 - 6/21/2009, 1:12 PM
LAME! THIS MOVIE IS GONNA SUCK BALLS!
lilej2
lilej2 - 6/21/2009, 1:30 PM
@mativ16, don't you already suck balls? and where does Channing Tatum dance in this trailer? was that a joke or something?
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 6/21/2009, 4:11 PM
hahahahaha, did you see!, hahaha, Wayans fell out of the van and then he said "My Bad", hahahha, cos the suit is worth millions of dollars, ahahaha, and he fell! hahahaha.

Ah no, it is looking a bit better aside from the silly stuff..maybe it wont be as horrible as it seems!..but it probably will be.
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 6/21/2009, 4:20 PM
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh! Yeah friggin' cool! : D


; )
Hellmont
Hellmont - 6/21/2009, 4:25 PM
Hopefully this will be Stephen sommers and Lorenzo di Bonaventuras last film they should go do movies in Bollywood or something. Sommers has a knack for macking half ass movies and Lorenzo has a knack for funding them .......I guess in hollywood you sort of fail upwards???
Phoenix9109
Phoenix9109 - 6/21/2009, 4:28 PM
I agree with Osiris' statement. There is WAY too much comic relief in movies nowadays. Star Trek especially had too much comic relief for my taste, though I still thoroughly enjoyed it. That was the one thing I liked about Terminator Salvation. It might not have been a wonderful movie, but at least it didn't try to make you laugh every five seconds.
spideysweb
spideysweb - 6/21/2009, 4:29 PM
i'm not sure about this one..i was so looking forward to this as i used to be a big fan of the animated series in the 80's..one can only hope now that it doesn't totally blow chunks.
SHHH
SHHH - 6/21/2009, 4:42 PM
Will be better than u think. Summer darkhorse
ORION
ORION - 6/21/2009, 5:03 PM
Looks like crap.

I suspect it won't even make more than 10% on Rottentomatoes. I predict the same thing for Street Fighter, which got 4%. Dragonball Evolution surprised me. It actually broke 10%, rising up to 13%. Anyhow, I predict that not even 10% of the critics will like it b/c it really does look like crap.
Hellmont
Hellmont - 6/21/2009, 5:51 PM
They should scrap the entire movie and put it in as a bundle with the GI-Joe Action Figures. So that way in 30yrs the movie can actually be worth something as a rare item at some Action Figure Con or on Ebay?
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 6/21/2009, 9:16 PM
heh, that's what I said Hellmont! I really hope that was sarcasm when they said it was starting to look better, it gets worse with each view. I don't get how movies like street fighter, dragonball and g.i. joe get made. You'd think someone would stop at some point and pull the plug.
and shhh, really? summer dark horse? Never.
SHHH
SHHH - 6/21/2009, 10:05 PM
Rotten Tomatoes does not like anything, well except TDK
and Iron Man. Nobody really gave this movie a chance from the start, so what people moan about now will not be a surprise or anything new. Just save ur money and don't go and see it. And Don't go see it just to Bitch about it, if u already have your mind made up.

Most people want the Bullshit saturday morning version, that was campy, and cheesy. What? u want em runing around for hour and a half yelling YO Joe?? The Accerator Suits are from Sigma Six, google it. Yeah everybody knew what exactly Mr. Wayans role would be in the Movie. Don't act surprised. Better than wolverine and that made millions, more money than most of us will never see in a lifetime
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 6/21/2009, 10:30 PM
I don't like it because it isn't like the campy cartoon shhh, I don't like it because it seems like a bad movie. The plot is weak, the acting in the trailers looks flat, and the dialogue(especially in this trailer) is beyond juvenile.
I don't mean to sound overly antagonistic Shh, but what about this movie makes you think it's going to be good? Everyone who says it's going to be bad has valid reasons, and it's supporters never have any reasons why they believe it's going to be any good. I'm just wondering.
NERO
NERO - 6/22/2009, 1:04 AM
Faux Joe!!!
Hellmont
Hellmont - 6/22/2009, 1:06 AM
you know how it is man there is always some one with a bleeding heart who blindly defends the obvious.
Of course there are always exceptions.......

Personally I didnt know what to expect from the new Star Treck Film. JJ Abrams has turned out to be a pretty good director so far. He is no.....Robert Zemeckis, Spielberg,Riddley Scott, Oliver Stone, Scorcesse, Coppolla or Donner. But of the new up and coming directors I like him very much. So for me StarTrek was very hazy especially with most of the actors being unknowns. I didnt dismiss the film because I knew that the film had to be decent at the very least or else the Trekkies would end up bitching up a storm and killing themselves in the street. I actually expected to see the film after I had spoken to friends and read some reviews but I never scratched off my movie going list and added it to my rental lists like I have with GI-Joe.

GI-Joe is directed by the dim witt asshole Stephen Sommers and and there are a bunch of unkown actors in the GI-Joe film that obviously suck as actors by the performances we have wittnessed. Sommers did such a piss poor job the man isnt even allowed to sit in the same room as the film editor.

And you want the rest of us to have some faith? To give it a chance. ......hmm I dont think so

There is an old saying that says .........you cant polish a turd......GI-Joe is an unpolishable TURD
Shaman
Shaman - 6/22/2009, 9:56 AM
WOW!!! I mean, MY GOD IN HEAVEN!!! This just blew me right away!!! It looks... it looks...it looks so shitty it's not even funny!!! Can someone explain to me what's the purpose of an accelerator suit if it makes you look like a 600lbs constipated astronaut??? I mean, it is so efficient that the guy can't even back down from a van without falling on his ass!!! This is painfully pathetic!!! I know "hopes and dreams" are preventing die hard GI BLOW fans to hate the movie especially since they haven't seen it yet but... COME OOOONNNNN!!! Reality's giving you a hell of a bitchslap here!!!! Don't tell me you guys aren't feelin' it!!! And don't even get me started on Wayans!!! His performance is practically giving his brother Shawn an oscar for scary movie!!!
Merinator
Merinator - 6/22/2009, 11:46 AM
I had already seen it, but still I don't think this trailer has apported subtantial changes.
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 6/22/2009, 12:01 PM
I don't know teabag, are you talking about the original teaser for transformers with the mars rover, because that was amazing. As soon as I saw that I was pumped to see the first one, and all the trailers for the second have been solid as well. These g.i. joe trailers are bad. Really bad.
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 6/22/2009, 12:08 PM
SHAMAN @ Its called the MOVIES!!! LMAO!

Yeah TRANSFORMERS and X-MEN is so real too!!! : D
slimybug
slimybug - 6/22/2009, 12:40 PM
GRIF, Marlon Wayans said his character wouldn't be ALL jokes, but there would still be some comic relief.

That said, I have a sneakingsuspicioni t willbe more than he let on, and the film will still suck more than a hoover.
slimybug
slimybug - 6/22/2009, 12:40 PM
GRIF, Marlon Wayans said his character wouldn't be ALL jokes, but there would still be some comic relief.

That said, I have a sneakingsuspicioni t willbe more than he let on, and the film will still suck more than a hoover.
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 6/22/2009, 1:37 PM
oh, yeah, I can believe it man, these trailers are beyond bad. I don't understand how transformers can be good and not G.I. joe. I mean of the two joe should have been the easiest to pull off.
Shaman
Shaman - 6/22/2009, 2:34 PM
teabag- Actually, i found all Tranformers trailers decent at least. So far, Joe's given me nothin.

LEEE- I know it's the movies dude. But i figure since they went through the trouble of inventing "accelerator suits", it should have been for the simple purpose of making them more fast and agile, not heavy and clumsy. I bet you 10$ snake eyes wouldn't be caught dead in one of them suits. Those suits look as lame as Jaxx's cyber arms in Mortal Kombat Annihilation! Now THAT's lame!!!
NoobMike
NoobMike - 6/22/2009, 9:36 PM
This movie will suck more and harder than Rose McGowan does during a weekend on Hollywood execs' dicks.
loganoneil
loganoneil - 6/22/2009, 9:39 PM
Dare I say it (lest I jinx the whole thing...), this is looking PRETTY [FRICK]IN' GOOD! Now let's hope the didn't just edit all the best scenes toether and called it a coomercial...
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