EVIL DEAD RISE Green Band Trailer Features Plenty Of Terrifying New Footage

This is old news… also the “remake” was actually an installment in the same continuity. Jane Levi’s character was originally going to team up with Ash down the road.

Hopefully this movie turns out to be GROOVY

The love of my life was this beautiful blonde angel who was raised Christian. Like uber Christian. She even went to Christian College in New York. Her who family lived by the word of God.

She was/is a great woman. She's pure and good and kind and [frick]ing wholesome. Perfect in so many ways. She even believed that watching stuff like this, horror stuff, would in some way darken your mind and so she was strict that she wouldn't watch anything that would be considered evil or horror. She wouldn't even celebrate Halloween because of witchcraft and Satan worshiping lol

I, very much, am the opposite. I grew up as an infant watching rated R movies with my dad, alien triple boobs and heads exploding was a regular staple of my developmental years. I was watching George Romero and Sam Raimi before I was double digits years old. In fact I went to college for media arts and animation because I wanted to make a zombie catroon for Cartoon Network.

So when I met her, saying I had to sacrifice a huge chunk of who I am to be with her was an understatement. I had to nerd my entire lifestyle, but I figured that was growing up. She would mold me into the man I would need to be to leave my childhood behind aaaaaand...... it lasted 3 years and I got out of Dodge.

A few years have gone by since then and I sometimes wonder if I made the right decision, choosing myself over "the dream life".

Then I see trailers like this.












I totally made the right decision.

True fact: The term evil dead was coined decades ago when Gusto got real drunk and forgot he'd left all his frat brothers locked in his basement prank.