Billy Black Presents: 2010 CBM Parody Action Figures

Billy Black Presents: 2010 CBM Parody Action Figures

See your favorite CBM personalities immortalized in the majesty of parody action figure!

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By BillyBlack - Jun 23, 2010 10:06 PM EST
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Hey There Boys and Girls! It's your somewhat off-putting neighborhood clown here with a random treat for all you kiddies. No SirPrize, it's not that. It's 2010's first series of CBM Parody Action Figures! Some of you may remember last year's fledgling run. Well it was so much fun that Poppa Black threw on his Santa cap and got the fires stokin in the toy factory on a new run.

With some of our most beloved and nefarious characters abound, it is a true sampling of CBM's Rogue's Gallery. Remember kids, if your folks won't buy you one, cry a little. Not a lot, just a little. Then steal their credit cards.

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*Betty w/ Mighty Cokass Steed Limited Edition Set

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*J-Mann & Johnny Love Portage 16 Limited Edition Set

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*Keven Restricted Release Limited Edition Region 1 Exclusive

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*Malibu MsKyle Beach Set and John Cho Sold Separately

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*Star Sapphire is Pre-Order ONLY. Not available until 2014

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That's it for now. Be good and your Old St. Dick may have Series 2 under your tree for the holidays.

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supermarioworldE
supermarioworldE - 6/23/2010, 11:32 PM
Now that is AWESOME, BillyBlack! You've made these figures resemble the cbm users so much that putting their names under the pictures are almost unnecessary!

Well done!

InTylerWeTrust
InTylerWeTrust - 6/24/2010, 12:07 AM
Ror's one is just hilarious. And so is Grif's.

These are frakking kick ass.
answer
answer - 6/24/2010, 3:56 AM
HAHAHA!!!
These are awesome!!
ROMACK
ROMACK - 6/24/2010, 4:29 AM
OMG That was freaking AWESOME!
MatchesMalone
MatchesMalone - 6/24/2010, 5:02 AM
Dude, those are very cool. Make a MatchesMalone for series 2 PLEEEAAASSSE! Well done, good sir.
TheZoan
TheZoan - 6/24/2010, 5:59 AM
Rormachine is most accurate lol
Art imitating life!
Hawksblueyes
Hawksblueyes - 6/24/2010, 6:22 AM
These are all great! Classic idea Billy.
matt28
matt28 - 6/24/2010, 6:23 AM
this is awesome well done i really like the lee figure
CaptainAmerica
CaptainAmerica - 6/24/2010, 6:24 AM
The Teabag one is fake!!!!! The censor bar isn't long enough ;)
BigbyBadWolf
BigbyBadWolf - 6/24/2010, 6:30 AM
Awesome job Billy! Freaking hilarious!
CaptainAmerica
CaptainAmerica - 6/24/2010, 6:34 AM
Lmao and it shouldn't be straight like that, it should bend a little to the left.
imnotwearinghockeypants
imnotwearinghockeypants - 6/24/2010, 6:37 AM
Nice.
superdog
superdog - 6/24/2010, 6:37 AM
ummm, i dont remember giving anyone rights to my likeness. billy expect a cease and dissist letter in the mail. unless you wanna buy my rights for a bottle of jack and a pack of condoms. then you can have it :)
Shaman
Shaman - 6/24/2010, 6:48 AM
But... but it is a satchel!!!
DogsOfWar
DogsOfWar - 6/24/2010, 6:51 AM
Too Funny dude. Love the Betty with Mighty Cokass!

I don't know what you guys are talking about with Tea's censor bar-I think if you remove that, no one will have any issues unless they have a 35" high resolution screen!
McLovin
McLovin - 6/24/2010, 6:53 AM
Brilliant! You've outdone yourself this time Billy O'l Boy! Insanely creative and freaking hilarious!!! Well done Sir ;-)
jman1977
jman1977 - 6/24/2010, 6:54 AM
too funny, good job Billy. LOL
McLovin
McLovin - 6/24/2010, 6:55 AM
Shaman ... no ... no it isn't
Shaman
Shaman - 6/24/2010, 6:56 AM
I think it's funny that mine is a native american when you read what i said on the glover/spidey thread LMFAO :P

But brilliant hillarious work, Billy!!! This is awesome :))

McLovin- Yes dude!!! It is a satchel!!! WHY WON'T ANYONE REALISE THIS!!!! Bouahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *sinf* *sob*
Destroyer14
Destroyer14 - 6/24/2010, 6:58 AM
Pretty interesting.
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 6/24/2010, 7:02 AM
LMFAO @ BILLYBOB.... SPOOOOOON! : D

And JMAN & JOHNNY LOVE BWAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!

Gotta do JB in series two me thinks lol!

Hey i can think of many for series two, heck I'd buy 'em all! : P

CokA$$ remember that bwahahahhahhahaha!

Any vehicles planned? ; P

Ahhhhhhhhh come on, we need a BILLYBOB action figure! ; D
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 6/24/2010, 7:04 AM
I'm waiting for GRIF's comment! : D

P.S. It is a SATCHEL!!
SpiderBat209
SpiderBat209 - 6/24/2010, 7:10 AM
LMFAO! That is Hilarious, Billy Black! The Sirprize quote caught me off guard! TFF! XD
THEMRTERRIFIC
THEMRTERRIFIC - 6/24/2010, 7:15 AM
Those are FUNNY!
raverunner
raverunner - 6/24/2010, 7:17 AM
Thats some funny stuff. :)
ManThing
ManThing - 6/24/2010, 7:20 AM
ahahahahaah!! Awesome! GOOD JOB!

I think Grifs is my favorite. I am glad we have a resident CBM Nihilist.

It takes all kinds, as they say.

Good one, BB
Urban8er
Urban8er - 6/24/2010, 7:36 AM
that is to funny. great job billy
DaenerysTargaryen
DaenerysTargaryen - 6/24/2010, 7:36 AM
Lol at mine.
soperman
soperman - 6/24/2010, 7:37 AM
haha i love sirprizes its hilarious, good job
Lobojon1
Lobojon1 - 6/24/2010, 7:40 AM
HAHAHA Very good. Looks like a purse to me

I have mine already. And its still in the box

CIMG0045
Upupandaway
Upupandaway - 6/24/2010, 7:44 AM
Good Stuff. Betty is the best!!!
chasesuperremey
chasesuperremey - 6/24/2010, 7:51 AM
Very good stuff their.
ManThing
ManThing - 6/24/2010, 7:52 AM
Yeah the Betty one is a scream!!!! LOLZ!!!
SkWiRlDaDdY
SkWiRlDaDdY - 6/24/2010, 7:52 AM
SUPER JOB BILLY DOES THE IGIRL ONE COME IN A INFLATEABLE? I WANT ONE TOO!!!
chasesuperremey
chasesuperremey - 6/24/2010, 7:53 AM
and got to know where i can bye the InstigatorGIRL fig lol.
EpicMan
EpicMan - 6/24/2010, 7:59 AM
Billy.... Something we can agree on without a rhetorical debate. Creative way to tie Avatars to Action figures, or dolls for the ladies.
EpicMan
EpicMan - 6/24/2010, 8:00 AM
P.S. Grif's caption captures his persona remarkably!
loganoneil
loganoneil - 6/24/2010, 8:03 AM
LMFAO!!! F-ing HYSTERICAL!!! Spot on!
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