Hi All,
in my continuing struggle to make
your world a better, brighter and sexy place...
I've listed here few great ways to save
money this holiday season for things
that are far, far more important than whatever
crap you morons were gonna spend it on...
namely, beer and bar tramps. Remember people...
it is also football season here!!! Ok...listen up!
First, If your girlfriend or wife is into jewelry...
ummm...sorry, man...you know the drill...you're
gonna have to kill the broad. It's the only decent
thing to do! The good news is Home Depot's shovels
are on sale this week. Bad new is...the ground
is frozen. Remember guys...we do have a lot of lakes
and rivers all over the US!!!
Now, if your GF/wife's gonna get you something
cool, like a flat screen or a X-Box...then, I have
two words for you, my friend...cubit zyrconion!!!!!
Shhhh...hush your mouth! It's our lil secret...wink!
Now, are you interested in more helpful insight as
how to make your holidays even more Gusto-y? Well,
me too! Let's stay tuned for Pt. II...coming soon!
Your Pal,
Gusto
