Ho Ho Ho. Merry Christmas CBM.com, it is I the secret Santa to all your favorite superheroes. And with Christmas vastly approaching I realized I got a lot to catch up on.
To: Superman
Gift: Map of Metropolis
Oooh sorry Clark, I should've gotten this to you a lot sooner. It seems like you didn't know just how big the city was, or how populous. With you now moving to the big city your going to need this. Plus its got a listing of the big sites to check out, such as that building where......er its no longer there. There's that one building with that classic architecture that....uh whoops. Hell I gotta get you a more updated map.
To: Iron Man
Gift: A Christmas Card
Tony I got this wicked card from Trevor, with ten circles and a bad ass dragon on it. Inside Trevor wrote "LMAO we really got you! XOXO". What the hell is he talking about?
To: Wolverine
Gift: A Day at the Spa
Man Logan, you seem very overworked. Don't those X-Men know you got your own problems, why are they always coming to you. Now I heard they're going to send you back in time to save the future. Well I got you this break, plus it includes a manicure.
To: Batman
Gift: Auto Pilot
Sorry Bruce, I just now got around to fixing the auto pilot for your Bat thing. I'll make it look like you did it on the records like you wanted. Just hope I wasn't to late.....
To: Spiderman
Gift: A Carton of Eggs
Don't worry this year I got your Aunt the eggs.
Well I hope you enjoyed this light hearted read and got a chuckle. Thumbs up if you did.
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