VIDEO: Sucks to be Batman

VIDEO: Sucks to be Batman

Practically everybody loves Batman. And among superheroes, he is unique because he has absolutely NO powers. Arguably, that is the reason WHY he is so popular among a plethora of supers. But here're two scenarios where it would suck to be Batman.

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By ComicBookMovie - Apr 10, 2009 09:04 AM EST
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thwip
thwip - 4/10/2009, 10:08 AM
http://www.superdickery.com.

that website has a great section called "stupor powers" that chronicles superman's history of making up random (and sometimes stupid) powers out of necessity.

"...what? you have freeze breath?"
"umm...yeah, i guess."
Spider-Fan
Spider-Fan - 4/10/2009, 10:10 AM
XD. "you and me, we're done professionally"
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 4/10/2009, 10:19 AM
lmao, now that was funny! Love it
Supermike
Supermike - 4/10/2009, 10:41 AM
I love how they said that it take him 3 hours to slove a crime when it take superman only a hour

and how his fighting skill make him weak and easy to kill
thisisvik
thisisvik - 4/10/2009, 11:01 AM
oh man! #1 MAN
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 4/10/2009, 11:14 AM
Lmao!!!
ThisFan
ThisFan - 4/10/2009, 11:18 AM
hecka funny
Betty
Betty - 4/10/2009, 11:56 AM
awesome
SdProphet
SdProphet - 4/10/2009, 12:06 PM
people still say "hecka"???

haha jk jk (=

but holy bejesus thats funny your super power is a rope?? haha wonderwoman has rope too....but "SUPER" rope haha
DarkAvengers
DarkAvengers - 4/10/2009, 12:20 PM
This is great. Thats exactly what it would be like for Batman if the Justice League were real.
loganaspatch
loganaspatch - 4/10/2009, 12:32 PM
ha dude needs to more of those that was soo funny

Spock
Spock - 4/10/2009, 1:09 PM
The Bats need a new Hobby!
shibazz
shibazz - 4/10/2009, 1:26 PM
"Bruce, whats the sitch?" hahahahhahaa
ReikoLJ
ReikoLJ - 4/10/2009, 1:30 PM
Love this stuff. I'd only ever seen Part 1 before. :)
ManThing
ManThing - 4/10/2009, 1:39 PM
XD
spideysweb
spideysweb - 4/10/2009, 4:19 PM
2 funny!
dbzfan
dbzfan - 4/10/2009, 9:51 PM
very funny stuff. loved it
BLADE4040
BLADE4040 - 4/11/2009, 12:34 PM
Funny....so it really only takes one bullet to kill you.
Evil1991
Evil1991 - 4/11/2009, 6:47 PM
lolololol
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