THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER Star Chris Hemsworth Reveals Which Roles His Kids Play In The Movie - SPOILERS

@IcePyke - Meanwhile, in Australia

@IcePyke - My stepfather used to rough-house with my brothers and I when we were little, and we loved every single minute of it. Definition of "boys will be boys." There's so much truth behind the sentiment.

@MosquitoFarmer -

@MosquitoFarmer - The only other place I post is a NY Giants site and they actually have a sarcasm font.

@Goldboink - FUN POLICE IS COMING, Goldboink! Run!

@Origame - EXACTLY!. That's why when my kids are insolent instead of coddling them like RDJ above, I take a page from the Aussie playbook on child rearing because they know how to get shit done, and done right (I'm assuming that Chris is dangling his kid over a shark tank there to drive the point home that you say "Please" when you ask Daddy if you can play with the jellyfish - after all, "manners maketh the man"). That's why when my 6 year old refused to eat the rest of her veggies last night I promptly strapped her roller skates on, duct taped her hands to some bungee cords that I hooked up to the back of my car, and towed her up and down the street in front of our house which I had strewn with broken glass until she promised to finish those damn veggies.

Now, you might be saying to yourself "But Steven, surely if you use this approach every time she doesn't want to finish her veggies it's going to get predictable." BUT, that's where the bungee cords come it - she's never going to just when you're going to hit the brakes causing her to slam into the trunk, so it's different every time. See, that's the thing with kids - they get bored easily so you have to change it up. Parenting Tip #1. AND before anyone says "Well, surely you don't use the same technique with your 2 year old?" Absolutely not! What do you think, that I'm some kind of monster?!? Her little feet are WAY too small for those roller skates, she'll slip right out of them. Plus she'll never stay up for more than a minute, which is not nearly enough time to make your point. That's what the skateboard is for (doesn't work as well over the speed bumps though). See, you gotta think outside the box. Parenting Tip #2.

@McMurdo - Translation: This is going to be a joke filled mess.

@marvel72 - Yeah, I took a long, well needed break.
I checked in and read stuff once in a while, and I saw that there are still some who are letting me still live rent free in their heads.
I noticed they kept calling other people me or mentioning me.
I must have made quite an impression.
Good to see you.