Time and time again, fans hope the next Transformers movie will be better than the last, but are mostly left with disappointment. I'm here to prove (with pictures) that this year will be no exception and will just be another Michael Bay 'splosion-fest.
MICHAEL BAY-ISM CHECKLIST
1. Oversexualised female lead with questionable acting skills that is constantly in distress?
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2. 'Murican flags?
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3. Easily identifiable villains?
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4. Product placement?
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5. Firework explosions?
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6. Human-centric story?
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7. Optimus Prime with lips?
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8. Shots with way too much CGI?
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Based on my completely biased analysis, I'd say Michael Bay better make room on his shelf for another Razzie.
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