X-MEN: Professor Charles Xavier Fires ICEMAN (Parody)

X-MEN: Professor Charles Xavier Fires ICEMAN (Parody)

Professor X (Pete Holmes) has found no use for Angel, Gambit, Jubilee or Wolverine. Who could be next? Now, come watch as he serenades Iceman (Bobby Drake) with the Seal classic "Kiss from a Rose," while giving him his walking papers.

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By nailbiter111 - Nov 20, 2013 11:11 PM EST
Filed Under: X-Men
Source: Pete Holmes Show



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Iceman is able to lower his external and internal body temperature without harm to himself, thereby radiating intense cold from his body. Iceman is able to reach -105 degrees Fahrenheit within a few seconds, and is immune to sub-zero temperatures around him.

In addition, Iceman can freeze any moisture in the air around him into unusually hard ice, and thereby form simple objects such as slides, ladders, shields, and bats. He has even once shown the ability to achieve absolute zero temperatures, with the help of the Human Torch (who pulled the ambient heat away from Iceman), and was able to stop the molecular motion of a bomb. Iceman can augment his ice form with extraneous moisture to enhance his strength and durability, and can reshape his body's ice form at will by using any available moisture from his surrounding environment. Similarly, Iceman can rebuild his ice form if any part of it is broken or if it is shattered completely without suffering any permanent damage.

Iceman also possesses the potential to transport himself quickly over great distances through nearby flows of water by merging his body’s molecules with those of the stream. - Marvel Wiki
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Dinotron
Dinotron - 11/21/2013, 12:53 AM
He should actually fire the worthless x men
Angel and jubilee were worthy to be fired, the others no
JosephKing
JosephKing - 11/21/2013, 1:01 AM
It was ok. The joke's premise is a big fail by itself. The other ones were great because there was a point to each argument. This one tries too hard to convince that Iceman has a poor super power, when actually we know he's pretty useful and poweful.

I hope it gets better, but I laughed anyway.
GUNSMITH
GUNSMITH - 11/21/2013, 1:33 AM
ICE MAN= OMEGA LEVEL MUTANT..ICE MAN FIRED=LOL I WOULDA FROZE HIS AZZ
BenjiWest
BenjiWest - 11/21/2013, 1:37 AM
Prof X should fire Pete Holmes, meta. His show is awful.
loki668
loki668 - 11/21/2013, 1:39 AM
He should have poured cherry-flavored syrup on his crotch and told the Professor to suck on his snowballs.
quas666
quas666 - 11/21/2013, 1:47 AM
lol ice man should have shot an ice spike through his head
TheOneAboveAll
TheOneAboveAll - 11/21/2013, 2:36 AM
Iceman is one of the most powerful mutants... did nto expect this mutant to be fired...
unknownfacts
unknownfacts - 11/21/2013, 3:34 AM
Despite Iceman being useful that was pretty funny.Since he pretty much fires at random do Storm next.
Ronnie11
Ronnie11 - 11/21/2013, 4:11 AM
this is just trying too hard...felt forced..
mctrinket
mctrinket - 11/21/2013, 4:21 AM
I enjoy these.
DC4everLantern
DC4everLantern - 11/21/2013, 4:59 AM
Kryptonite???
MARVEL ...right!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ;)
wcwpoet
wcwpoet - 11/21/2013, 6:18 AM
His Batman parodies are way better, and while these are funny they don't reach that level to me. And who isn't he going to fire out of the X-Men?
Abary
Abary - 11/21/2013, 6:18 AM
Kryptonite?

LMFAO
silverhawk
silverhawk - 11/21/2013, 6:32 AM
fire iceman? he must of been on coke!
storyteller
storyteller - 11/21/2013, 6:33 AM
I believe the point is that Xavier isn't really thinking about the powers. He's using a surface argument. Like if Storm was in there he would fire her too.
ParisSun
ParisSun - 11/21/2013, 7:14 AM
Well, Singer did make Iceman look like weaksauce. The best Singer could come up with was Iceman skating on a pond. I know he didn't direct it but he's ultimately responsible for where these characters have gone. The hack.
ralfinader
ralfinader - 11/21/2013, 7:23 AM
This is getting old fast. At least there are only like 195 more mutants to fire and then he can move on to a new joke.
thewolfx
thewolfx - 11/21/2013, 7:24 AM
Who fires ice?
User1134
User1134 - 11/21/2013, 9:02 AM
This Guy Needs To Cut This Crap out, It Was Funny The First Two Times....Now It's Just Old And Tired, Like Me After Work.
Crawler
Crawler - 11/21/2013, 9:11 AM
I love X-Men, and I love this. Iceman is an ultimate badass, though. he's functionally immortal and 90% of the planet is his weapon. My question is; why does Bobby even botehr fighting people with ice clones and crap if he could just cool down the moisture within his opponent? "Oh, you want to fight? I freeze water. You're mostly water. Done. You're done." Iceman vs Hydroman. C'mon!
JoJo1982
JoJo1982 - 11/21/2013, 10:03 AM

ParisSun - 11/21/2013, 7:14 AM

Well, Singer did make Iceman look like weaksauce. The best Singer could come up with was Iceman skating on a pond. I know he didn't direct it but he's ultimately responsible for where these characters have gone. The hack.


@but Singer had nothing to do with that..... Smh

Somebody forgot about BrettRatner
CherryBomb
CherryBomb - 11/21/2013, 10:23 AM
These are too funny!
More more more!

Rogue. Yes, do Rogue
ChanchoMcGrady
ChanchoMcGrady - 11/21/2013, 11:50 AM
This one didn't have as good of a premise as the other ones and it didn't make me laugh. It didn't convince me that Iceman is useless.

He should fire:
Rogue, Colossus, Shadowcat, Banshee, and Cyclops. Oh wait, Cyclops is dead. Fricking Brett Ratner
Fastestmanalive
Fastestmanalive - 11/21/2013, 1:11 PM
K this is getting stupid already.

The Gambit and Jubilee ones were funny also cuz its true that their "powers" are useless.

But Ice man is definitely a power useful guy.
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