X-MEN: Professor Charles Xavier Fires NIGHTCRAWLER For Being A Stinky Teleporter (Parody)
Professor Charles Xavier (Pete Holmes) has already axed 5 members of the X-Men: Angel, Gambit, Jubilee, Wolverine, and Iceman. Now, he lowers the boom on Nightcrawler (Kurt Wagner). Bamf!
"The Pete Holmes Show" - Weeknights at Midnight/11 Central, After Conan
Nightcrawler is a mutant who can teleport by opening a portal into another dimension, travelling through it via an unconscious direction-finding sense, and returning to his own dimension. When teleporting, Nightcrawler leaves behind a small portion of the atmosphere of the other dimension that escapes with a muffled “bamf” sound and smells of brimstone. On returning, his power automatically displaces any extraneous liquids and gases.
Nightcrawler has a limited unconscious extrasensory ability that prevents him from teleporting into any area that he cannot see or has not seen in the past, as doing so runs the risk of injury or death by materializing partially or entirely within a solid object. - Marvel Wiki