I Smell Fish Tacos! New MACHETE KILLS Trailer Featuring Lady Gaga!

I Smell Fish Tacos! New MACHETE KILLS Trailer Featuring Lady Gaga!

Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. It's taco time! Hit the jump to check out a brand new trailer for Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills. It is so good it almost makes me forget about.....tacoooos.

By nailbiter111 - Aug 01, 2013 09:08 PM EST
Filed Under: Action





Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.


See Machete Kills in theaters October 11, 2013 starring DANNY TREJO, MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ, SOFIA VERGARA, AMBER HEARD, CHARLIE SHEEN, LADY GAGA, ANTONIO BANDERAS, JESSICA ALBA, DEMIÁN BICHIR, ALEXA VEGA, VANESSA HUDGENS, CUBA GOODING, JR., WILLIAM SADLER, MARKO ZAROR AND MEL GIBSON!
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GRAYSHOT
GRAYSHOT - 8/1/2013, 9:32 PM
oh sweet jesus. That looks so ridiculously fun. MACHETE DON'T TWEET and the guy yelling Machete as he was harpooned to the helicopter made me roll.
CharlesLord
CharlesLord - 8/1/2013, 9:34 PM
LMFAOOOO I HAVE to see this!
ForeverPowerful
ForeverPowerful - 8/1/2013, 9:38 PM
This is going to be the film of the year.
Tainted87
Tainted87 - 8/1/2013, 9:48 PM
LMAO
I love Robert Rodriguez.
MrCBM56
MrCBM56 - 8/1/2013, 9:53 PM
This looks so bad that it migh actually see it!

Jollem

Batman? ;P
Shadowelfz
Shadowelfz - 8/1/2013, 9:56 PM
What's the taco reference?
FlixMentallo21
FlixMentallo21 - 8/1/2013, 9:58 PM
@Shadowelfz
Dick
Dick - 8/1/2013, 9:58 PM
Machete is more fun to watch than Man of Steel.
Banner
Banner - 8/1/2013, 10:00 PM
Danny Trejo should play LOBO in Justice League.
ALegendaryPanda
ALegendaryPanda - 8/1/2013, 10:02 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! This looks so [frick]ing stupid LMAO!!
Shaggy
Shaggy - 8/1/2013, 10:03 PM
articles like this make me wish CBM had a 'dislike' feature
ralfinader
ralfinader - 8/1/2013, 10:04 PM
This looks awesome, and second the Lobo role for Trejo
MCMLXXXII
MCMLXXXII - 8/1/2013, 10:09 PM
@DudeGuyMan lady gaga is talented, ALLEGEDLY.
TheGeekBoy17
TheGeekBoy17 - 8/1/2013, 10:09 PM
I'll see it
Reasonnnn
Reasonnnn - 8/1/2013, 10:12 PM
Machete Kills > Citizen Kane
Greengo
Greengo - 8/1/2013, 10:25 PM
@Jollem: LMFAO!!!!!!!!
Greengo
Greengo - 8/1/2013, 10:29 PM
I saw Danny at Comicpalooza.

Dude is getting up there age wise. Real friendly guy and great with kids.

Patrick Stewart was there too. They're both really starting to show their age.

Its crazy how good the makeup artists in hollywood can make so many butt ugly peolle attractive.
Moohika
Moohika - 8/1/2013, 10:30 PM
That last part with the helicopter LMFAO
THRILLHO
THRILLHO - 8/1/2013, 10:31 PM

Greengo
Greengo - 8/1/2013, 10:32 PM
Well maybe not "attractive" but they can make below average people look above average.
Greengo
Greengo - 8/1/2013, 10:35 PM
Havensent
Havensent - 8/1/2013, 10:41 PM
lol This looks legit fun.
EmeritusII
EmeritusII - 8/1/2013, 10:42 PM






agentawsume
agentawsume - 8/1/2013, 11:16 PM
Machete don't tweet. I love it.
Drewbee87
Drewbee87 - 8/1/2013, 11:47 PM
Looks worse than the first...
norseman79
norseman79 - 8/2/2013, 12:03 AM
Shit movie.

Lady Gaga is a vile creature.
ChiliConCarney
ChiliConCarney - 8/2/2013, 12:07 AM
Machete Kills > ...



scmittydude
scmittydude - 8/2/2013, 12:59 AM
it's crazy when you remember what he used to look like when he was young
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_From_Dusk_Till_Dawn/big/fhd996FKD_Danny_Trejo_001.jpg (couldn't find one to embed of this)
Minato
Minato - 8/2/2013, 1:04 AM
This is going to be more over the top than machete "Machete dont tweet"
sameoldthing
sameoldthing - 8/2/2013, 1:21 AM
Movie looks hilariously good.
CherryBomb
CherryBomb - 8/2/2013, 2:27 AM
The first one was garbage, but you could even tell by the trailer.

This looks AWESOME.
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