NSFW: Hey Ladies, Loki & THE AVENGERS Adult Toys Will Make You Weak In Your Knees!

NSFW: Hey Ladies, Loki & THE AVENGERS Adult Toys Will Make You Weak In Your Knees!

Hold on, before you go running off to your favorite adult bookstore, sadly these "neck massagers" aren't real, just fan-made. They're designed by artist, Balazs Sarmai, and inspired by Marvel's: Loki, Iron Man, Black Widow, Hulk, Captain America, Hawkeye and Thor.

By nailbiter111 - Sep 06, 2013 11:09 PM EST
Filed Under: Avengers
Source: io9



I wanted to start by apologizing about the headline. At no point should I have just mentioned ladies. I'm sure there are plenty of guys that will also want to get their hands (and other things) on these Avengers-themed vibrators. Artist, Balazs Sarmai, has thoughtfully conceptualized these sexual aids, giving each unique abilities. The Captain America version is a silicon vibrator, Iron Man version has twin motors, Thor's adds some electrical stimuli, Black Widow is stimulating, Hawkeye's never misses the G-spot, and lastly, 12” of Hulk Smash!






Click image to see the uncensored version.



GIF created by eleanordaisyjr.tumblr.com




Marvel's The Avengers picks up when an unexpected enemy emerges that threatens global safety and security. And Nick Fury, director of the international peacekeeping agency known as S.H.I.E.L.D., finds himself in need of a team to pull the world back from the brink of disaster. With director Joss Whedon at it's helm, and an ensemble cast including Chris Evans (Steve Rogers), Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark), Chris Hemsworth (Thor Odinson), Jeremy Renner (Clint Barton), Mark Ruffalo (Bruce Banner), Scarlett Johansson (Natasha Romanoff), Clark Gregg (Agt. Phil Coulson), Cobie Smulders (Maria Hill), Samuel L. Jackson (Nick Fury), with Tom Hiddleston (Loki), and Stellan Skarsgard (Professor Erik Selvig).
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CyclopsWasRight
CyclopsWasRight - 9/6/2013, 11:25 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HeroWithAThousandFaces
HeroWithAThousandFaces - 9/6/2013, 11:28 PM
So the artist just had an idea one day to create conceptual vibrators based on Marvel's Avengers, a movie based on heroes that's kids love and adore? M'ok that makes sense.
MegatronLP9
MegatronLP9 - 9/6/2013, 11:29 PM
Holy shit that hulk one is huge
ruadh
ruadh - 9/6/2013, 11:32 PM
Yeah, the Hulk one really stood out.

I feel it's something of a missed opportunity to have Hulk be 2012's answer to Dr. Manhattan.
SnapperCarr
SnapperCarr - 9/6/2013, 11:35 PM
I wonder how this guy even thought of this.
SnapperCarr
SnapperCarr - 9/6/2013, 11:35 PM
Sagemode and Intruder and Yaboi will need this.
LordHuck
LordHuck - 9/6/2013, 11:36 PM
WTF?

This is a bit much even for this website.
Egg
Egg - 9/6/2013, 11:37 PM
It could be worse...
Banner
Banner - 9/6/2013, 11:37 PM
I'll give Ryan Reynolds some of this as a gift.

PsyGuy
PsyGuy - 9/6/2013, 11:38 PM
AHAHHAHAHAH

this is the best laugh I've gotten from this site!
Lozzy
Lozzy - 9/6/2013, 11:39 PM
LOL

@egg
nikgrid
nikgrid - 9/6/2013, 11:41 PM
@egg LOLOLOL
HULK2099
HULK2099 - 9/6/2013, 11:41 PM
Hulk Smash indeed
JDUKE25
JDUKE25 - 9/6/2013, 11:43 PM
Ummmm.......
sansClaymore
sansClaymore - 9/6/2013, 11:48 PM
O...M...G...
sansClaymore
sansClaymore - 9/6/2013, 11:48 PM
yeah... the line was just obliterated
sansClaymore
sansClaymore - 9/6/2013, 11:49 PM
ummmm... call me crazy but wheres the black widow faux vagina?
seriously!
StarSpangledBruce
StarSpangledBruce - 9/6/2013, 11:51 PM
..............Did Marvel license this?
sansClaymore
sansClaymore - 9/6/2013, 11:51 PM
women get all the toys!
lmfao
JDUKE25
JDUKE25 - 9/6/2013, 11:52 PM
sansClaymore
sansClaymore - 9/6/2013, 11:52 PM
@starspangled... if not i smell one sticky lawsuit
loki668
loki668 - 9/6/2013, 11:55 PM
Why don't they have Senator Stern endorse the Iron Man vibrator? After all, he always talked about "how much pain one little prick can cause".

Egg
Egg - 9/6/2013, 11:55 PM
"Puny orifice" : Hulk
JDUKE25
JDUKE25 - 9/6/2013, 11:58 PM
loki668
loki668 - 9/7/2013, 12:05 AM
Have you seen the deluxe models?

Here's the deluxe Loki version (seen here with the Miley Cyrus extension pole, for all of those hard to reach places *or when dealing with a whore*). It also has the "One-Hitter Clitter-Quitter" head attached.




Here's a new deluxe toy called "The Mister Fister" now "Gemmed, For her pleasure."



loki668
loki668 - 9/7/2013, 12:07 AM
@yaboi

sansClaymore
sansClaymore - 9/7/2013, 12:13 AM
@loki668 that Loki stick is some se7en shit u sick bastard!
sansClaymore
sansClaymore - 9/7/2013, 12:14 AM
but if the gem lights up with LED's im all in [frick] it
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