Why You're Jealous of Batman... Dammit!

Why You're Jealous of Batman... Dammit!

Want to know who your Daddy Is? It's Bruce Wayne... Daaaaaamn Skippy!

Editorial Opinion
By Hilton - Dec 30, 2011 04:12 PM EST
Filed Under: Batman
Source: Superheroes are Awesome



The New Year's almost upon us, and what better time is there than now to celebrate the total dominance and magnificence of the most alpha of alpha superheroes... Bruce Wayne, aka Batman.

I blogged about him last month over at Superheroes are Awesome, but c'mon folks. Y'all know that Bruce Wayne is so mighty and awesome that you could celebrate his sheer wonder every month. Seriously. He's starred in movies, cartoons, video games, TV shows, and of course, his comics. His time in the Bat suit has made him a legend, and there've been countless Batman clothes, toys, accessories, and all kinds of other things I don't even know of.

He's the BOSS.

And if you want to know just WHY you should all be worshipping at the altar of the Bat, then click my link below. You WILL understand why there is no one cooler. Batman is cooler than cool, and when he comes around, you either bow down or get the hell out of the way!




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alucard365
alucard365 - 12/30/2011, 5:01 PM
THE BATMAN IS THE MOST POPULAR COMIC BOOK CHARACTER OF ALL TIME ! ! !
MaddMonkk
MaddMonkk - 12/30/2011, 5:18 PM
alucard???? are you a mugen maker? i've seen that name before, if not sorry.
Batman is pretty cool. The new 52 Bat books are the only ones I really like out of them all.
headlopper
headlopper - 12/30/2011, 7:47 PM
Sorry. This is self-promotion for your blog.
DCnerd46
DCnerd46 - 12/30/2011, 8:01 PM
Lol I'm a fan of the Batman comics but this "article" is useless. WTF
bgharcourt
bgharcourt - 12/30/2011, 9:57 PM
Headlopper is right, this is shameless self promotion. Wish we could report articles for spamming
er101
er101 - 12/31/2011, 5:45 AM
Pointless article that promotes your blog, what a waste of time!
Rocketico
Rocketico - 1/6/2012, 9:13 AM
Really tinman? Do your research. Batman has been on television for years. There was what one year where he didn't have his own show in the last 15 years. Even his slight appearances in Young Justice bleed volumes of his greatness. And toys!!!!!! Go to your local Toys R Us, the leading franchise in toy sells. Costumes, action figures, props and replicas. Go swing by the toddler and baby section Batcaves, batman train tracks and Joker's funhouse and whatever you may think of. Batmobiles from the movies, hotwheels versions and child safe models. And "his" movies, both live action and cartoon, will and have been pumped out for years. Overall Batman wins. Let's see Spider-Man win an Oscar for any real reason.
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