Why You're Jealous of Batman... Dammit!

Why You're Jealous of Batman... Dammit!

Want to know who your Daddy Is? It's Bruce Wayne... Daaaaaamn Skippy!

Editorial Opinion
By Hilton - Dec 30, 2011 04:12 PM EST
Filed Under: Batman
Source: Superheroes are Awesome



The New Year's almost upon us, and what better time is there than now to celebrate the total dominance and magnificence of the most alpha of alpha superheroes... Bruce Wayne, aka Batman.

I blogged about him last month over at Superheroes are Awesome, but c'mon folks. Y'all know that Bruce Wayne is so mighty and awesome that you could celebrate his sheer wonder every month. Seriously. He's starred in movies, cartoons, video games, TV shows, and of course, his comics. His time in the Bat suit has made him a legend, and there've been countless Batman clothes, toys, accessories, and all kinds of other things I don't even know of.

He's the BOSS.

And if you want to know just WHY you should all be worshipping at the altar of the Bat, then click my link below. You WILL understand why there is no one cooler. Batman is cooler than cool, and when he comes around, you either bow down or get the hell out of the way!




About The Author:
Hilton
Member Since 12/3/2011
I'm Hilton, a writer / journalist / blogger hybrid from the planet Nerdicus. I write about movies, comics, TV, video games, and all that good stuff.

Check out my blog, Superheroes are Awesome, to see what I'm about. (www.superheroesareawesome.com)

I'm pretty excited to see what kinds of things I can write, and what trouble I can get into, on ComicBookMovie.com ;-)
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