If you were in two minds about whether or not to pick up today's issue of Amazing Spider-Man, this will surely tip you one way or the other. Fist of all, it turns out Peter Parker - the real Parker, the one trapped in Otto Octavius' body - doesn't die after all. He is revived by a S.H.I.E.L.D medical team, and what follows is a flashback to what happened before the planned marriage of Aunt May and Otto Octavius.
Ah, just look..
Just in case you didn't get that, I'll spell it out for ya - Peter Parker, for all intents and purposes, shags his own Aunt May. I've been scarred for life! Be sure to pick up Amazing Spider-Man #699 today to see if the Earth moved.
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