COMICS: Which Member Of The Avengers Had Sex With A Doombot? (Seriously!)

COMICS: Which Member Of The Avengers Had Sex With A Doombot? (Seriously!)

Bet you never thought you'd see that in a headline, did you? Well, one of this weeks Marvel comic books revealed the shocking news that one of the Avengers got it on with a Doombot! Find out who here...

By JoshWilding - Jun 30, 2011 11:06 AM EST
Filed Under: Marvel Comics
Source: Bleeding Cool

Now that Thor, X-Men: First Class and Green Lantern have been released, things have gotten a little slow around here, despite the welcome additions to the main page of the latest Captain America: The First Avenger TV spots and international posters. And so, here I bring you possibly one of the most bizarre Marvel moments in their history. (Many thanks to Bleeding Cool for the scans)



While I'm sure this was never intended to be the case when Brian Michael Bendis wrote the original reunion between Clint and Wanda following his resurrection during House of M, you have to hand it to Avengers: The Children's Crusade writer Allan Heinberg for this clever, and somewhat unexpected, twist. The sixth issue (featuring the above moment) is on sale now, and well worth checking out.




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zemus
zemus - 6/30/2011, 11:38 AM
That issue is AMAZING. Don't normally put it, just grabbed it on a whim, and it was downright awesome.
kylum616
kylum616 - 6/30/2011, 11:40 AM
WTF
UltimateSpiderman
UltimateSpiderman - 6/30/2011, 11:41 AM
whats a doombot?
Digitaria51
Digitaria51 - 6/30/2011, 11:41 AM
Giggity.....goo?
Chewtoy
Chewtoy - 6/30/2011, 11:42 AM
The Bendis story was truly awful... The idea that Hawkeye would find his mentally traumatized friend/teammate/wife-of-another-teammate and bang her without telling her who she was and then go on his merry way?

Far better that he slipped it to a Doombot. Then it's just funny/pathetic instead of straight out predatory dickishness.
Spidey91
Spidey91 - 6/30/2011, 11:43 AM
For God's sake Hawkeye! O.O
Chewtoy
Chewtoy - 6/30/2011, 11:47 AM
@UltimateSpiderman: Normally, a Doombot is a fake version of Dr. Doom... a robot double he uses at various times. It's common practice in the Marvel Universe to retcon away bad Dr. Doom appearances by revealing that the Doom that showed up in those stories was merely a Doombot, and not the real deal.

In this case, they had Doom replace the Scarlet Witch with a robot double of her, and Hawkeye banged it.
RaMMaR
RaMMaR - 6/30/2011, 11:50 AM
That just sent a shiver down his quiver!

Hawkeye: *grunting* "... was that a spark?!? Damn, I'm good!!!"
A7
A7 - 6/30/2011, 11:53 AM
i'd bang it too!
95
95 - 6/30/2011, 11:54 AM
Did he... pull out immediately?

Or just said, "What the heck!"?

I heard Victor uses WD40 on his Doombots.

:P
nuck82
nuck82 - 6/30/2011, 11:55 AM
is that like a fembot? bazinga!
SpideyDude
SpideyDude - 6/30/2011, 12:05 PM
good mini series
Snuffles
Snuffles - 6/30/2011, 12:06 PM

Wow.
Bugger, how does that work anyway?
Sleeping with a 'Doombot'?

niknik
niknik - 6/30/2011, 12:08 PM
When he said "we had tea" I think he meant SHE had tea......as in his tea bag.

Ain't that right Teabag???
Anthrax
Anthrax - 6/30/2011, 12:15 PM
lmfao
Spidey91
Spidey91 - 6/30/2011, 12:21 PM
how does it work,exactly? is there some kind of USB port or something? "insert here" :P
CplAmerica
CplAmerica - 6/30/2011, 12:22 PM
Lotta robot sex in the marvel universe... Always wondered of Wanda's marriage to Vision was recognized by the state. I'm all for it.
SageMode
SageMode - 6/30/2011, 12:26 PM
HAWKEYE's a mechaphiliac. LMAO. The Freak!!!!!!!
level1paladin
level1paladin - 6/30/2011, 12:29 PM
Sounds awesome.
TheFlyingGarcia
TheFlyingGarcia - 6/30/2011, 12:34 PM
@Nomis@ LMFAO!!!!
marvel72
marvel72 - 6/30/2011, 12:36 PM
most men will f*ck anything,human or doombot.
luckylu
luckylu - 6/30/2011, 12:38 PM
hawkeye is a badass. he bangs robots
TheFlyingGarcia
TheFlyingGarcia - 6/30/2011, 12:42 PM
@marvel72@ LMFAO!!!!!!!
Hannibal_King
Hannibal_King - 6/30/2011, 12:42 PM
Oh how the mighty (Avengers) have fallen.
Bendis should go on to write humour comics for Marvel. Then we could have a credible writer on The Avengers.
TheFlyingGarcia
TheFlyingGarcia - 6/30/2011, 12:43 PM
@luckylu@ LMFAO!!!!!!!
TheFlyingGarcia
TheFlyingGarcia - 6/30/2011, 12:43 PM
@Hanniball_King@ LMFAO!!!!!!
valeriesghost
valeriesghost - 6/30/2011, 12:44 PM
I guess he didn't really need protection after all...
THEDARKKNIGHT1939
THEDARKKNIGHT1939 - 6/30/2011, 12:45 PM
Losing respect for Marvel more and more.
comiccow6
comiccow6 - 6/30/2011, 12:47 PM
Yo clint,whens the baby comin ??!!
TheFlyingGarcia
TheFlyingGarcia - 6/30/2011, 12:47 PM
@Kevberg@ LMFAO!!!!!!!
TheFlyingGarcia
TheFlyingGarcia - 6/30/2011, 12:48 PM
@comiccow6@ LMFAO!!!'!!!
Shaman
Shaman - 6/30/2011, 12:50 PM
I'd hit it.
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