Wertham Rants Episode One The First Installment: The Beginning of the Start

Wertham Rants Episode One The First Installment: The Beginning of the Start

This is a new series of Werthamness that shall start to exist on this night, the 29th of the January of the year that shall forever be known as the year 2015.

Editorial Opinion
By Furiosa - Jan 29, 2015 10:01 PM EST
Filed Under: Elektra
Welcome to the very first installment of my potentially enjoyably horrendous nonsensical ranting of nothing but ranting and perhaps a small percentage of other stuff. To start off this brand spanking new series i have decided to concoct on this beautiful night i shall provide a list of reasons why i think Chaud is interesting. 
 
  1. Chaud is love.
  2. Chaud is life.
  3. Chaud can make you smile.
  4. Chaud can lick a frog.
  5. Chaud likes gravy.
Now that we have that out of the way it is now time to begin the ranting. Alright, lets get this shindig rolling. 

The Amazing Spider-Man 2. I have not, nor will i ever see it. Ezra Miller will be The Flash in the DC Cinematic Universe. 

Have you laid awake at night wondering why Jesus tried to sneak into your bedroom? I certainly haven't. Man, Batman & Robin was a movie. Daredevil is going to be a show on Netflix.

Now, i have been frequenting Comicbookmovie.com on and off for a long time now, and i certainly have enjoyed my years here though i have not been one to make many articles so i feel this is a terrible mistake that must be rectified immediately. So i am now here with you all, mind body & Soul. Hallelujah, Wertham has arrived to grace your lives and stuff. 

Its time for my top 20 favorite comic book movies.

  1. Howard the Duck
  2. Jonah Hex
  3. Batman & Robin
  4. Steel of men
  5. Steel
  6. Spawn
  7. Captain America (1990)
  8. Steel
  9. Man of Steel
  10. Rod of Steel
  11. Men of Steel
  12. Steel
  13. Batman and Daughter
  14. Steel
  15. Elektra 
  16. Steel
  17. Steel
  18. Steel
  19. Steel
  20. Pantry
This has been a production of WerthamWasRight Productions
Presented By WerthamWasRight
Written and Directed by
WerthamWasRight
Special Thanks to
PsychoManiacJacky
Chaud
And Jebus
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WYLEEJAY
WYLEEJAY - 1/29/2015, 11:09 PM
This......this right here......made my day. I have been enlightened.....
HOTSHOT
HOTSHOT - 1/29/2015, 11:13 PM
That was beautiful.
Saga
Saga - 1/29/2015, 11:22 PM
Dude what the f? No Catwoman? Really? What a mcu lover
Marshmallow
Marshmallow - 1/30/2015, 7:12 AM
Marshmallow is not a smart doggy, per se. However, Marshmallow is wondering just what the fudge is wrong with you. Were you dropped on your head as an infant? Were you the runt of your litter? Stupid, stupid human.
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