Editorial: An Alternate Iron Man 3 Plot That Should Have Happened

Hello Everyone,

So I have an idea for a like awesome alternate Iron Man 3 plot, it is great read on....

Plot: Tony Stark goes to the zoo and meets these cool people. He has an awesome midnight party in the zoo and gets drunk. He untimely is found cuddling next to a bear in the morning. Whole bunch of reporters and stuff there and like his image is now totally ruined. So goes back to the zoo to confront the bear and the bear like talks now. Tony Stark is all like WHAAAA and the bear is like YO. So the bear tells him to help him escape the zoo. So like Tony Stark hops on the bears back and he escapes with it. So now like this evil zoo keeper guy is pissed Tony Stark escaped with the bear. So he like goes to his mansion and kills Pepper Potts. Then he likes blows up the mansion with grenades and stuff. So he like then goes on the news declaring himself the evil zoo keeper villain and will not stop doing evil until Tony Stark returns the bear. Tony is like all upset now and really mad. So he like relocates to this underground place with his bear and builds some armor for the bear so he can fight too. Now the bear has the really cool suit of armor and he becomes IRON BEAR. Then the bear talks to Tony Stark again and he is like "LETS GO FIGHT CRIME". So yeah Tony Stark is like alright. So he turns into Iron Man and brings along Iron Bear to help him. Then the evil zoo keeper dude is on to them, he gets like a whole bunch of zoo animals brainwashed and against them now. So like these bunch of zoo animals rob a bank and like Iron Bear n Iron Man save the day. Then a whole bunch of explosions happen midway into the movie. Tony Stark is like injured really badly and he can not fight anymore. So he like hands over his armor to Iron Beat and he tells Iron Bear he is dying. So like Iron Bear is pissed off and Iron Bear calls a news conference out against the evil zoo keeper. Iron Bear is like I am coming after you zoo keeper all over the news and everyone is shocked there is like a talking bear. So we see Tony Stark pop these drugs in his mouth and he like passes out. Like Iron Bear is crying and stuff. Then Iron Bear goes back to the zoo to find his other animals friends that have not been brainwashed. He like builds some armor for them and there is like Iron Lion. Iron Tiger, Iron Horse, Iron Monkey, Iron Zebra, Iron Lizard, and Iron Unicorn. So they form this group called the Iron Animals Legion. So the zoo keeper declares himself a villain of mas chaos and he renames himself Zoodarin The Keeper. He like his this armor and stuff now planning to take over the world. Then there is this cool guy called Peter Hip who invents this formula called Anixtremis and he wants to test it on animals. So they Iron Animal Legion is like yeah and they get these cool powers where they can control their armor and have like some super strength. Then there is a cameo of Rhodes who like talks to Iron Bear and says good luck then leaves. Then soon after Zoodarin The Keeper calls out the Iron Animal Legion on his battleground at the zoo. So they like go there and there is these animals with rocket launches attached to them and these crazy animals that are now these killer cyborg creatures. Like there is even an animal with a machine gun. So like Zoodarin The Keeper says FIGHT and a huge fight breaks out in the zoo. So Tony Stark wakes up and turns on the news to see this huge zoo fight and he is all like wtf. He like smokes something then hops in his fancy car and races to the zoo. So like huge battle is waging at the zoo stuff blowing up and explosions. So like Iron Bear sees Zoodarin The Keeper in the open and like attacks him. So like Zoodarin The Keeper falls and fails. All the brainwashed animals are back to normal and the day is saved. Then Peter Hip shows out of nowhere and says you will all be destroyed. So like this lion with a rocket launcher attached to him blows him up. Tony Stark shows up at the Zoo and is like WHAAAA. So then he sees Iron Bear and hugs him. So like Tony Stark gets his fancy briefcase armor from the trunk of his car. Puts on the suit and is like IRON ANIMAL LEGION ASSEMBLE. The movie ends with Zoodarin The Keeper in a mental institution and like some villain shows up and says I am going to break you out. The villain is revealed to be Peter Hip who is like all zombie looking like now. He injected himself with Anixtremis before which caused him to like heal. So like the movie ends with Iron Man and The Iron Animal Legion flying in the sky.

Then there is an after credits scene where Tony Stark reflects on his use of alcohol and drugs. He is in like bed and stuff. Then we see Pepper Potts next to him. It is suddenly revealed that the whole entire movie was a huge dream sequence and Tony Stark is shown walking around his mansion there is like all these bottles on the floor. He can barely walk and he is stumbling around. He goes to the balcony of his mansion and jumps off. Then it ends right there.

So this storyline as crazy as it sounds sets up a perfect movie based on the storyline Demon in a Bottle where Tony Stark goes into rehab and gets some help. So what do you think, sound off in the comments below.