Like I said this is the third and last in my horror-themed comic book
fancasts, my fancast of my favorite……
COMIC BOOK HORROR HOTTIES.
From bottom left clockwise: PURGATORI, NINA PRICE, LILITH DRAKE, VAMPIRELLA,
LADY DEATH, WITCHBLADE & SATANA.
It’s the final time I will torture you poor people with the lyrics of one of
my Metal rock songs from my Heavy Metal band days! I thought it would
be fitting for this casting of my favorite Hot Horror Honeys from the
comic book world!
I will start off with the lyrics to my song and a pic that is very similar to
the guy I designed as the mascot for our band. I nicknamed him
“BONESKULL”! My guy wore an all black outfit that culminated with
a black turtleneck right up to his skeleton head. This painting was
done by the commercial artist, DUNCAN LONG. It was painted many
years after I drew my guy and there’s no way he ever saw my artwork
‘cause I never even got a chance to show it to my fellow band members.
So I know it’s just a case of great minds thinking alike although in this
case “TWISTED MINDS” is more like it! Lol
(AC/DC-LIKE but a little more hard metal)
Too bad you guys can never hear this one!
It was the best our band ever did!
People loved this in the bars:
“FIREHEAD”
Red on the roof, blazin’ down below
It’s the honest truth, that’s what I was told
So I went searchin’, huntin’ ‘cross the earth
I began burnin’ when I found her
She’s a broiler oven, a real steamy one
Her kind of lovin’ got me over-done
CHORUS
She’s a volcano hot as molten lead
A roarin’ inferno, ragin’ in my bed
Walkin’ on a wire, dancin’ on the edge
Flamin’ with desire, Firehead
Scorchin’ my skin with ev’ry touch
Her crimson coils turn my brain to mush
I have never felt heat like this
Sparks start to flicker when we start to kiss
She’s a broiler oven, a real steamy one
Her kind of lovin’ got me over-done
CHORUS
She’s a volcano hot as molten lead
A roarin’ inferno ragin’ in my bed
Walkin’ on a wire, dancin’ on the edge
Flamin’ with desire, Firehead
(GUITAR SOLO)
She’s a broiler oven, a real steamy one
Her kind of lovin’ got me over-done
CHORUS
She’s a volcano hot as molten lead
A roarin’ inferno, ragin’ in my bed
Walkin’ on a wire, dancin’ on the edge
Flamin’ with desire, Firehead
(See there, I told you I was a poet!
And it’s quite evident ‘cause my feet surely show it!
They’re LONGFELLOWS! lol)
There’s not much to set-up here. This is simply a fancast of my favorite
comic book Horror-themed Honeys! I’ve include two casting pictures per each
HORROR HOTTIE! That’s DOUBLE THE PICS for DOUBLE YOUR
PLEASURE!!! Ain’t I just a GENEROUS JAMOKE!
I’ve got two villains, LUCIFER & DRACULA! They make an unholy
alliance and the girls get entangled in the whole sordid scheme!
HORROR HOTTIES FANCAST:
From left to right: PURGATORI, VAMPIRELLA, LADY DEATH, LILITH DRAKE & NINA PRICE
and SATANA HELLSTROM.
First up is WITCHBLADE! Now WITCHBLADE fits my song up there
about redheads…well, sometimes she looks like she has red hair and
sometimes she looks like she has light brown hair and on her TV series
she had dark brown hair! I like her as a redhead! There’s a lot of red-
haired Italian girls, I oughtta know ‘cause I’ve had a couple of them
for girlfriends in my life so far, one was named GINA and the other,
TEDDY (short for Letitia). WANNA SEE THE FESTERING
WOUNDS??? LOL-(But crying inside like a man weeping, while
holding his very last bottle o’ Heineken!) ;D
IN THE TOP COW WORLD:
The Witchblade is the offspring of the primal forces of the universe,
The Darkness and The Angelus. It’s male and almost always chooses a
female host. It’s semi organic and reacts supernaturally to threats. It’s
able to grant its host a variety of weapons and can heal the host.
The Witchblade was created as a balance between the DARKNESS
and the ANGELUS.
It first crashed like a meteorite on Earth near the beginning of when
the Earth formed. The Witchblade was soon discovered by UNA, who
would become the very first wielder of the Witchblade. The
Witchblade would eventually have to change hosts as time went by.
Eventually it would be discovered by KENNETH IRONS in the
present time, who had sought it for years and yearned to wield it.
However, the Witchblade itself chooses who shall wield its’ power
thus it chose NYPD detective SARA PEZZINI.
The Witchblade is the only one who decides who is worthy of bonding
with it. However, even if it has chosen the host, if the wielder becomes
unworthy of the Witchblade, it will cut off their right arm. The
Witchblade can revive the dead and also relive the previous
experiences of its current wielder.
While it is inactive, the Witchblade would look like a heavy jewel
encrusted bracelet. It is worn on the right wrist. While active, it wraps
itself around the host’s body while tearing up their clothing. It
becomes a body armor and weapon at the same time. The amount of
armor that comes out of the Witchblade to protect the host will always
depend on the level of threat. For example, if the host is fighting a
mere mortal, there will be less armor wrapped around the host. But
if the host is fighting enemies at the level of demons, it will form more
armor to protect its host. The Witchblade can form many different
types of weapons. It can form swords, shields, and wings. The
Witchblade can also shoot energy blasts and other projectiles.
WITCHBLADE (SARA PEZZINI) – BAR RAFAELI
VAMPIRELLA was originally presented as an inhabitant of the planet
Draculon, a world where people lived on blood and where blood flowed
in rivers. Draculon orbits two twin suns that were causing droughts
across the planet, marking certain doom for Vampirella and her race.
The race of which Vampirella was born, the Vampiri, were able to
transform themselves into bats at will, sprout wings when required, and
drink blood.
The story begins with the inhabitants of Draculon dying slowly due to
the drying up of its blood. The last few lie dying when a spaceship from
Earth crashes on the planet. Vampirella, sent to investigate, is attacked;
retaliating, she discovers that the astronauts have blood in their veins. In
order for her race to survive, she manages to pilot the ship back to Earth
where her adventures begin. Vampirella becomes a "good" vampire, and
devotes her energy to ridding our world of the homegrown "evil" kind.
Harris Comics revived Vampirella in the miniseries Morning in America,
written by Kurt Busiek. Soon thereafter, Vampirella was established as
being brainwashed by her sister and brother (in the story "Mystery
Walk") and led to believe she was from the planet Drakulon. She learned
that she was, in fact, the daughter of Lilith, whom popular medieval
Jewishlore depicts as the first wife of Adam. Lilith would not submit
before Adam and was cast out of Eden. She mated with demons in hell,
giving birth to vampires who would kill the offspring of Adam and Eve
on Earth. Later, she sought redemption from God and gave birth to
Vampirella, whom she sent to Earth to kill all evil vampires. According
to this account, Drakulon was a part of Hell where Lilith lived and ruled.
The heroine is considered a vampire, since she needs blood to survive and
has many of the typical vampiric powers, including increased strength
and reflexes, shapeshifting into a bat, and a mesmeric stare. She is not
prone to the group's traditional weaknesses, such as daylight, holy water,
garlic, or crosses. She cannot, most importantly, transform others into
vampires. She does not attack people to drink their blood, except
occasionally when she herself is attacked. She is almost always scantily
clad in her signature red thong suit with a white collar and wearing
shiny black thigh-high boots.—MICHELLE RYAN would be wicked as
VAMPIRELLA but I also just want to SEE HER IN THAT COSTUME!
VAMPIRELLA – MICHELLE RYAN
Well, SATANA fits my song too, bless her fiery little head! I already
touched upon her attributes in my last fancast, “LEGION OF
MONSTERS”. She’s Daimon Hellstrom’s (HELLSTORM) sis and
da Devils daughter so of course she has some amazin’ blazin’ abilities
—KATE MARA was in SHOOTER and is playing BETHANY CABE in IRON MAN 2.
SATANA HELLSTROM– KATE MARA
On her 18th birthday Nina Price inherited her mother's family's curse.
Like her uncle, WEREWOLF BY NIGHT, during the full moon she
would turn into a werewolf and was unable to control herself. Using her
wealthy father's money she traveled to Europe in hopes of removing the
curse. While in the Carpathian Mountains, she was bitten by a vampire
who hoped to make her his bride. As a result if this she now has a mixture
of vampire & werewolf powers, she also now remembers everything that
happens while she is in her wolf form.
VAMPIRE BY NIGHT has both lycanthropic and vampiric abilities. She
has superhuman strength, speed, and healing, casts no reflection and is
unable to be captured on film. Nina also has the ability to hypnotize people
with her stare and often uses this to capture the criminals on which she
feeds.
After being bitten by the vampire, she no longer turns into a werewolf, she
can now change into a white wolf at will after sundown. Unlike most
vampires sunlight has no effect on her.—AMANDA BYNES is so damm
hot and she looks very lupine & wolfen to me! All I know is given the
chance I would wolf her down like a starvin’ man.....yum, yum!!!
NINA PRICE (VAMPIRE BY NIGHT) – AMANDA BYNES
LILITH is a vampire and the daughter of DRACULA but without his
weaknesses such as sunlight, and crosses but she can still be wooden
staked to death!—GENEVIEVE was a demon-girl on SUPERNATURAL
and is starring on ABC’S FLASH FORWARD. She just recently became
JARED PADALECKI’S missus!
LILITH DRAKE (DRACULA’S DAUGHTER) – GENEVIEVE CORTESE
She was born in Egypt (1390 B.C.) and raised in the city of Alexandria, her
parentage is not known but she has the blood of Fallen Angels flowing in her
veins. She was one of half of the population that was enslaved to work on
Queen Ostraca's lavish tomb that ensured her passing into the afterlife.
Sakkara had to work in the hot sun, brutally whipped by the male guards.
A Celtic man once told her how to escape slavery and gain immortality but
before she could think on this her life was changed. The Queen once came to
inspect the progress in her chariot and almost ran Sakkara over. She was
going to berate the slave girl for not moving fast enough but became
entranced with the girl's blue eyes and beauty. Queen Ostraca was known
for her love of women and Sakkara became the greatest woman in her
harem eventually marrying the Queen and living a life of utter bliss and
luxury.
But her life once again changed when Queen Ostraca realized the rebellious
slave force would soon quit working on her tomb and she would not enter
the afterlife. So after making a deal with General Ramses, he became
Pharaoh as long as he would keep the population in check and he would be
her only lover. So her harem was slaughtered and when Sakkara returned
to see this she escaped the guards jumping out a window, in a suicide
attempt. But fate intervened and she landed in a wagon of carpets. So after
thinking things over she decided she did not want to die, she wanted
immortality, for vengeance.
She sought out the Celtic man, finding him being beaten to death by the
guards who were tired of his rantings. She killed them and he managed to
hold onto his life force long enough to tell her his secret. Across the blazing
desert and into a cave set into a mountain she trekked, barely surviving.
She finally stood before Rath, an ancient Celtic vampire, she wished for
immortality to seek revenge and he for a weapon to divert man from his
path to becoming a civilized people. She, filled with rage, was that weapon
and biting her he drained her of her own blooding giving her some of his
own, and as their blood mingled she became an immortal vampire.
His blood and her blood (of the Fallen Angels) mixed to form a creature
unique throughout time and space. A beautiful creature with blood red
skin, glowing white eyes, horns and wings. PURGATORI!—I know what
you’re thinking…”Megan Fox, that big-mouth bimbo poser!” (Or maybe
that’s just me-lol!) but I think she could play this bitchy buxom babe very
well!
PURGATORI – MEGAN FOX
This is my FAVORITE of the BUXOM BAD-GIRL HEROINES so I saved
her for last. She’s had so many different origins but I think she started out
in Medieval Sweden! She’s LUCIFER’S daughter! I’ve got a truckload of
LADY DEATH collectibles, some extremely rare, ‘cause I used to be a
partnership owner of a comic shop! Collecting her stuff is not just a
passion with me it’s a damm downright OCD obsession! LOL—Gemma
Atkinson is so HOT it burns me peepers every time I see her (But, oh, it’s
worth all the pain! ;D)! She is PERFECT for LADY DEATH (Man, I
would give my LEFT HUEVO just to see her in that costume!)!
LADY DEATH – GEMMA ATKINSON
THE VILE VILLAINS:
Kevin Durand would just be perfection for this part!
LUCIFER – KEVIN DURAND
JIM CAVIEZEL is the epitome of sexy but intense! The perfect DRACULA!
DRACULA – JIM CAVIEZEL