1.The villains: for this this film are Humpty Dumpty and Crazy quilt.
2.The story: Is that Bruce Wayne needs some weed but hears that Metropolis got some good weed so he goes over there pretending he's on a business trip but wants that good weed. He meets Superman and he says I got this dog from grow street and he got that good bud. The provider is Humpty Dumpty so they meet and Batman like bro this weed isn't that good then Humpty try's to shoot him with his gun. Then a 2 hour fight then in the end Batman snaps Dumpty's neck than Crazy Quilt comes and gets killed in 2 sec.
3.The soundtrack: It's gonna be One direction and Nickelback.
4.The cast: Superman: Henry Cavill... Batman: Kevin Hart... Humpty Dumpty: Nic Cage... Crazy quilt: George Lopez... Lex Luthor: Steve Harvey... Alfred Pennyworth: Mickey Rourke.