Hope you enjoy my second entry in a series of rap battles! Check out my first one if you haven't yet (Nostalgia Critic vs. Angry Video Game Nerd)!
Da Vinci:
I am Da Vinci, the essential Italian genius
Prepare yourself little turtle, cause I’m about to get furious
My successes are looked upon by many great scholars
You are just praised by fat nerds who desperately need showers
While I’m making paintings, you are living in a sewer
You hang with a yellow-clad whore and you smell like manure
You’ll be served into soup, with a side of cheddar
I’ll rip you to pieces, just call me the Shredder
Leonardo (TMNT):
Cowabunga! It’s Leo! Out of my brothers, I’m the hardest
Watch me brutally own this puny Renaissance artist
It’s funny how you think you can talk trash to me
Cause when this is over, my sword is the last thing you’ll see
I’m a trained ninja master, you just play around with toys
Your trainer Verrocchio most likely had a thing for little boys
My raps will own you, because they come so much faster
Say what you will, Da Vinci, but at least I wasn’t born a bastard
Da Vinci:
That’s it! You’ve gone way too far, you ugly green turd
My disses and rhymes will be the last thing you will have ever heard
I’ll stick the Mona Lisa up your ass, then after that, the Last Supper
After I’m finished, I’ll do the same thing to your three brothers
Leonardo (TMNT):
Sit down and shut up, you lonely bearded Italian prick
Cause your lame ass rhymes are making us all really sick
Why don’t you go back to Italy and get my bros and I a pizza
Master Splinter’s calling for me, so goodbye, see yah!
Who won? You decide!