WAYNE MANOR
The fundraiser for Selina Kyle has begun. Bruce Wayne's helicopter lands outside, and he runs in.
Bruce: "Sorry I'm late everyone. Oh, Selina."
Selina: "Hi Bruce. You know, you're going to be late to your own funeral."
Bruce: "I'll be fighting the guys who did it."
They walked off.
Selina: "So, were you off fighting crime?"
Bruce: "In a way. I had to stop LexCorp from purchasing the company. Having a good time?"
Selina: "Well, if you call raising enough money to put my charity across half of North America in 30 minutes a good time. And you do know that he's gone."
Bruce: "I do. But I didn't want to miss this. I also don't mind it when you willingly speak to me."
Selina: "I wouldn't be mad. For long. I would understand."
Bruce: "After two and a half weeks."
Selina: "I wouldn't be mad that long."
Bruce: "Two weeks and a day. And I wouldn't want Gotham hating me a while either. You know, missing a fundraiser I advised. And promised to host. And that's for my best friend."
Selina: "That would make people mad."
A woman runs up to Bruce.
"Bruce, come quickly! Something terrible happened!"
GOTHAM CITY RAIDIO BUILDING
The Joker is holding everyone inside the building hostage.
Joker: "I'm the one with the gun! Tell me where I can transmit my broadcast!"
Man: "Y-you can do it over there! Down the hall! Second left!"
Joker: "Thanks."
He pulled the trigger. A flag that said BANG! came out. The man sighed with relief. He pulled the trigger again. The pole the flag was on impaled the man.
Joker: "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Oh, hello Gotham! Joker here! But now you can call me master! Lord! Emperor Joker. That has a nice, oh wait. I skipped a bit. Gotham. I am Joker. I will probably be stopped by a man in tights, but if I'm not, then WATCH OUT!!! Because I have taken my blood. Scratch that. My toxic blood. And put in the water line. Sure it's only a little bit, but who cares!?! I don't want to kill you. I just want to make you quiver in fear! To rule you! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! Oh, I'll be back later. Start quivering! -click- Now where is that flying rat?"
WAYNE MANOR
Everyone is standing over a dead body.
Woman: "He went to get some tap water, and he hacked and started choking. His eyes rolled into the back of his head. He gasped in air, and died. I already called the cops."
Bruce: "Good. Don't drink any water. Nothing. I'm going to Commissioner Gordon."
He ran from the kitchen and to the main hall. He set the clock to 10:17, the time his parents died. He pushed a hidden button, and the wall opened. He went in, and down an elevator, leading to the Bat-cave.
Alfred: "I thought you were taking a break."
Bruce: "But since you're here, you must have known I would be back."
Joker: (via radio) "-I don't want to kill you. I just want to make you quiver in fear! To rule you! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! Oh I'll be back later. Start quivering!"
Batman: "He's at the radio building. I'm going there first. Then to Gordon."
Alfred: "But Gotham must know."
Batman: "Alfred, that could be all he transmitted at first. He could give out more, this time, in the city."
Alfred: "But what if it wasn't Master Bruce? Innocent people could die."
Batman: "More people could die if he transmits more. He broke into the GCRB, what if he gets to the main sewer junction?"
Alfred: "But he doesn't want to kill. He wants to rule Gotham."
Batman: "Exactly. So I stop him, and less people die."
Alfred: But what if no one dies at all!?!"
Batman: "Someone already died Alfred! He will kill! He'll kill people. As many people as it takes!"
Alfred: "To do what? Rule Gotham?"
Batman: "To beat me."
He got in the Bat-mobile, and drove to the GCR.
THE GCRB
Everyone is dead.
Batman: "All dead. Where are you?!?"
Joker: "Right here Bats. Say, you look mad. I know this great psychologist. She treated me at an asylum. I had a thing for her. I think. I don't know, it happened more than two months ago. Yeah, I'm just imagining."
Batman punched him.
Joker: "Well, that was just RUDE! In the middle of an intriguing conversation and you just-"
He punched Joker again.
Joker: "Well you just do that! It's mean, doing that to you're best friend."
Batman: "What?"
Joker: "Face it Bats. I'm a costumed freak. You're a costumed freak. People liked it better before me. People liked it better before you. I mean, you did sorta make me, Dad. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Oh, I'm insane. You're insane."
Batman: "No. I'm not."
Joker: "You dress up like a bat. You live in a cave. You aren't afraid of clowns! I'd call that pure insanity right there. We're two sides of the same coin. You're like my least favorite brother."
Batman punched him again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Joker only laughed as cops burst into the room.
WAYNE MANOR
The cops have arrived. The woman is telling them what happened.
Woman: "-and his eyes rolled into the back of his head. After that, he died."
Cop: "Okay. Everyone should leave. Go back to your homes, and don't drink any water. We'll get the word out."
Selina waited until everyone was gone. She went to the Bat-cave.
Alfred: "Hello Miss Kyle. Did you have a good time?"
Selina: "Yes, until someone dropped dead. Where's Bruce?"
Alfred: "Most likely with the Joker. Shall we track him?"
Selina: "Of course we shall. He is on planet Earth. In the USA. Gotham. Arkham. He's at Arkham."
Alfred: "The asylum. It does make sense."
Selina: "But Joker isn't with him."
ARKHAM ASYLUM
Batman is telling the doctors that Joker will be there soon.
Batman: "He's at the GCPD. Being held and staying that way until we know it's safe to- oh no."
Doctor: "What? Something with Joker?"
Batman: "He's gone. I'll be back with him."
He ran out to the Bat-mobile, and drove to the GCPD. He went inside. No one was there. He looked up, and Joker dropped on top of him.
Joker: "Hi Bats! Come to join the party? Gordon is already here! He's having a wild time! Bound, gagged, hung from the ceiling and at gunpoint!"
Batman: "Just kill me then. End this madness."
Joker: "Kill you? Why would I kill you? You're so fun. Life would be so... so boring without you. I don't want you dead. I just want you in a corner. Bleeding. And laughing. Knowing that you lost. That you lost to me. Because I killed Gordon, and everyone you care about. Bleeding, laughing, and crying."
Batman talked him off the railing. He punched him again and again. He slammed his head into the wall. He kept punching Joker. Again and again and again.
Joker: "Go ahead. Kill me. Ha Ha. Do it. DO IT!!!"
Batman: "No. I wouldn't be better than you."
Joker: "That's right."
Batman: "Nothing more than you."
Joker: "It's the truth."
Batman: "But that doesn't mean I won't hurt you. Badly."
Joker: "Are you trying to sound like a bad movie line?"
Joker passed out. Batman brought him to Arkham.
THE BAT-CAVE
Alfred: "So, the Joker is defeated. Thank God."
Batman: "I know. Hopefully I won't have to deal with anymore 'super-criminals' for awhile. Petty theft is fine for now."
Alfred: "Oh, and Mr. Fox is working on putting sound tracing into the tracking device."
Batman: "That should be helpful. I hope Harvey is okay. He'll need all the help he can get at Black-gate."
Selina: "He wasn't moved to Arkham?"
Batman: "He wasn't deemed insane. Somehow got rid of that other 'person' inside him for a little while. I don't know how."
Alfred: "I'm afraid the Bat-signal has been activated, Master Bruce."
Selina: "Can I come with you this time?"
Batman: "How about next time?"
He got into the Bat-mobile, and drove away.
Well, that was the second movie! Hope you enjoyed! From now on, the movies will have subtitles, and may have a trailer! Until next time! Excelsior!