I know that there way too many fancasts of the new MCU spidey but I have brought you the best of the best. This is not another predictable fan cast as most of those areound here (I swear I could see Ryan Gosling as Peter any day now)
Behold, Gandhi's Out-Of-The-Box MCU Spidey fancast:
First, this is imagined as a trilogy since that is so hot these days, I know I have like 12 villains here but that is the way I wanted. You see, 3 villains were not good enough for Spidey 3 so I wanted 4 villains per flick, maybe more!
The staff:
Director(s) - Michael Bay / Night Shyamalan combo
I wanted both, massive explosions and drama filled heart-wrenching WTF twist at the end. The best of two worlds.
Writer - Adam Sandler
Peter Parker is an Awkward guy, like Adam Sandler, he'll know how to write about his love life.
Composer / Music - One Direction / Steven Seagal / Paris hilton
I wanted this soundtrack to be epic, emotional and action-packed at the same time. That's why I picked Paris and Steven for the lead voices. One direction should compose.
Narrator - Morgan Freeman
I wasn't planning on having a narrator at first, but [frick] it! Morgan Freeman
The cast:
RJ Mitte aka Walter Jr as Peter Parker
This guy screams nerdy so he is a fit. Miles Morales supporters you can eat my sandals!
Kate Upton as MJ Watson
Yeah I know that there has been a lot of complains about Shailenee Woodley not being hot enough. Well screw it then! Kate Upton.
Shailenee Woodley as Gwen Stacy
Yeah, I am messing with your mind here.
Sean Bean as Captain Stacy
Spoiler, he dies.
Hagrid as MJ's Dad
I wanted someone who looked creppy enough.
Kristen Stewart as Betty Brant
Yes, I did put her in here.
Miley Cyrus as Felicia Hardy
I want Gusto's support.
Jay Leno as Uncle Ben
Don't freak out, just flashbacks.
Stifler's Mom as Aunt May
She just looks right, next to Leno's Uncle Ben.
Adam Sandler as Richard Parker (Not the tiger)
The guy appears on the movies he writes so it's ok, the man is a genius lets keep him happy.
Sarah Jessica Parker as Mary Parker
She's already a Parker
!
Dbag Kingboy as Harry Osborn
He kills captain Stacy before things get interesting.
Tom Selleck as J Jameson
Just imagine it... "PARKER!!!!! Where are my photos?!"
Mr T as Robbie Robertson
No hair change is needed for the Robbie Robertson imagined in this script.
Jean Reno as random French Cop
Somehow we need one of those.
Steve Buscemi as random Tech Guy
He was born to play this part.
Whoppi Goldberg as random Fortune Teller
Yes, she does share a scene with Mr T.'s Robbie Robertson. There are a few explosions on that scene.
The villains:
Nic Cage as Norman Osborn
He has the gravitas to play a grounded gritted Norman (buzzwords, buzzwords everywhere)... He can be evil schemer and elegant as Norman and at the same time lose his shit as Green Goblin.
Kim Jong Un as Dr Octupus
He could pretty much be building those robotic arms rigth now.
Tony Romo as Alistar Smythe
A choking accident puts him on a wheelchair at the start of the first movie.
Robert whatever as Morbius
Yes, I cast this guy as a vampire. Don't worry though this version is much more manly.
Taylor Lautner as Eddie Brock / Venom
Takes off his shirt at his third scene in the first movie, never puts it back except for one graduation ceremony at some point on the second flick.
Yes he does fight over a girl with Morbius, I won't say which girl.
David Hasselhoff as Kraven the Hunter
Some grey hair here, some floppy skin there... even so I believe he can still pull this one off.
Jeff Goldblum as Dr Curt Connors / Lizard
Seeexy
James Franco as the Hobgoblin
At first I thought about Mick Jagger but he was a little old for this part by a short margin, I ended up with this guy. It's good too since then I can give homeage to the original trilogy (in Star Wars slang)
Jaden Smith as himself
Jaden is very talented and he even writes pretty insightful thoughts. He would knock Ritte's spidey out of his chair. (Man those eyebrows! _---' '---_)
Macauly Culkin as Carnage
He would be an amazing Joker but not a bad Carnage for that matter. He has that actor turned serial killer vibe.
Vladimir Putin as Vulture
This man is both, a viking and stone cold at the same time. You don't mess with mother Russia.
Stonecold Steve Austin as The Scorpion
Talking about being stone cold. We could use an XXL spandex suit for this guy.
Sylvester Stallone as the Rhino
Is there a real difference between Russian accent and Stallone accent?
Cameos:
Stan the Man as Madame Web
Perfect fit, just need to CGI that 'stache out of there.
Chris Evans as Cap America
Spidey's idol.
Cameron Diaz as Miss Marvel
Sandler would surely want Barrymore but one cannot have everything.
So that's it. The end.
Everybody ends their articles with a joke or a funny image so here, a Random spanish joke: