Ultimate Fan Cast & Plot: BIRDEMIC Reboot
Birdemic is one of the most critical acclaimed movies of all time. So a reboot is in inevitable. Here you will find a plot and fan cast for my reinvention of Birdemic!
Birdemic and it's sequel can be considered a hidden classic a movie. How could a simple movie about killer birds can spawn an entire fanbase of over millions. Credit to CBM User Nova for this idea to take on the franchise myself in my special reboot of BIRDEMIC!
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Title: Birdemic: The Invasion
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Director
M. Night Shyamalan: He knows how to direct a movie filled with suspense which is what the tone of the reboot needs.
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Cast of Characters
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Liam Neeson as Dr.Walter Blue: I see Dr.Walter Blue as a magnificence genius with a good kind heart for helping others in need.
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Nicolas Cage as Dr.Ray Nova: Dr.Ray Nova is a tragic character a mad scientist who is plagued by evil and wrong. He has dark abilities that he can not even fathom.
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Aaron Paul as Fred: Fred is a chill guy who thinks he is really cool and likes to act really cool.
Chris Evans as Steve: Steve is the dude who comes to logical reasoning at times when logic is needed.
Steve Carell as Buzz: Buzz is the challenged one of the group who always sees reality in a different light.
Kat Dennings as Alien Bird Chick: Evil villain character who creates a spawn of evil birds that roam the entire Earth.
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Plot
In the small town of Coke Creek the intelligent Dr.Ray Nova drives down a lone desert road travelling over 100 miles per hour in the night. He listens to scriptures about the coming of the apocalypse from a cassette tape. Suddenly Dr.Ray Nova looks over to his right and sees a bright ball of light in the sky in a distance. The light gets closer then suddenly boom a loud crackle in the Earth then a cloud of smoke. Dr.Ray Nova quickly turns his jeep into the desert rushing to the site of impact. He stops at the large crater which was the size of a football field and proceeds out his car. After a mile of walking he finally reaches the center and finds a small chicken sized egg. He grabs the egg and races back to his jeep driving off. Dr.Ray Nova makes a trip back to his laboratory. Once at the laboratory he places the egg in a box under a light trying to see if it could possible hatch. Within a matter of moments to his surprise the egg gives off a strange green glow. Dr.Ray Nova calls up his other scientist partner Dr.Walter Blue to inform him of the discovery. The green glow grows brighter then suddenly a cloud of green smoke forms. The egg then explodes covering the entire laboratory in acid slime. Dr.Ray Nova spits out some slime from his mouth that turns into fire, "It taste like piss". He looks to where the egg was and sees a strange human like figure on the floor except it was not. Dr.Ray Nova cautiously walks towards it to see it was a girl with a large beak and green cat like eyes. She has claws like a bird and hawk like wings.
Dr.Ray Nova checks for breathing then gives mouth to mouth. Then the alien bird chick vomits in his mouth. Dr.Ray Nova proceeds to grab a freeze ray from his desk after tasting the delicious piss vomit. Then suddenly the alien bird chick coughs and dozens of eggs start dropping from her mouth. Then the eggs hatch in an instant turning into large cheap CGI birds. The birds then attack Dr.Ray Nova pecking his entire skin from face off and consuming his soul. Soon the alien bird chick flaps her wings and breaks out the lab while her bird minions follow behind. Dr.Ray Nova then spontaneously blows up into pieces. One hour later Dr.Walter Blue arrives at the lab, "What in the name of candy bacon happened here!", he exclaims. Then he finds Dr.Ray Nova pieces of Dr.Ray Nova all over the room. Dr.Walter Blue finds his arm and starts to eat it."Your damn right", Dr.Walter Blue says while eating Dr.Ray Nova's arm. Then Dr.Walter Blue trips out and imagines rainbows.
Morning comes and news hits about the mysterious crater. A group of dudes travelling in a van decide to take a trip to the site. Their names are Steve, Fred, and Buzz. So like Steve drives into the crater and then all of a sudden these large birds surround their van. Steve gets out the car and runs while the birds chase and throw poop at him. Fred gets out a rocket launcher and blasts all the birds in tiny pieces. Then more birds come out of nowhere. One of the birds grabs the rocket launcher and fires it at the van causing the van to deflect the blast that should have exploded it. Then the van explodes in a few seconds and Fred starts runs to the next town 50 miles away to get another van. While running there he meets a girl named Pepper and they get married. So 10 years later comes and Fred is like I totally forgot about my friends! He opens his door and sees a bunch of explosions and crazy CGI birds flying around. So Fred punches Pepper in the face and grabs the van driving off. He then meets Buzz inside the van who is like what happened.
So Fred explains it's been 10 years and that Buzz has been in deep sleep. Fred finally reaches back at the site and still sees Steve running around crazily. Buzz gets out the van and runs around like a crazy person too. They are wondering what is going on. Then more large birds appear coming towards them. So the dudes drive off on the main road to see they are still being chased by them! Then a red beam of light from the sky behind them hits the Earth and the ground starts to shake, it was an Earthquake! The road starts to collapse. They are about to hit a bridge and need to make it there in time! So Buzz steps outside the moving van and lifts it up throwing it on the next road over the bridge. So they land on the next side of the road. Fred and Steve looks at Buzz thinking he got superpowers from the mysterious crater. "Buzz did start running around crazy back there," Fred says. So the dudes continue to travel on as the skies grow more red. Then the Star Trek Enterprise appears above them and Spock beams into the van and says, "My calculations say this is a weird day," then he beams back onto the Enterprise and disappears.
Soon they find a giant laboratory. Buzz breaks open the doors with his super strength and all of them rush inside. "Wow this is the weird laboratory I heard about in the news," Steve says. So going off to explore they find lots of slime. Suddenly some dude with a laser appears and fires it. Fred, Steve, and Buzz manage to dodge the laser blasts and ducks under a desk. "Dude this guy has killer laser beams!" Buzz says. Then the dude with the laser gun finds them and he is revealed to be Dr.Walter Blue. Dr.Walter Blue explains what happened and about the large alien birds including the alien bird chick. So Fred, Steve, and Buzz agree to help Dr.Walter Blue eliminate the evil in order to save the planet. They take a helicopter and travel to New York where there was news of a large alien bird invasion. So Buzz jumps off the helicopter and wrestles one of the large birds in the sky crashing it down. Dr.Walter Blue gives Fred and Steve laser guns and they start blasting at all of the birds. Then a red beam appears and blows up the helicopter. So Buzz looks up and starts to cry then craps his pants. Then the large alien bird chick appears and attacks Buzz. Buzz fights back with his magical powers. Buzz is soon knocked down to the ground and suddenly looses his super powers. Then out of nowhere another helicopter appears and crashes into the large alien bird girl blowing her up in pieces and the helicopter.
Some dude emerges from the rubble and it's revealed to be Dr.Ray Nova who regenerated himself with a time machine. Then Dr.Walter Blue, Fred, and Steve appear too. Then more alien birds appear in the sky when they thought it was over. Fred who suddenly has superpowers flies into the sky directly at the alien birds and explodes destroying them all. Dr.Walter Blue makes out with Dr.Ray Nova. Suddenly the alien bird chick reappears again and speaks some weird demonic words. Then out of the sky Fred returns and drops down on the alien bird chick and explodes. Buzz goes to Starbucks and grabs a coffee then accidentally spills it on himself causing him to melt. Then an alien bird appears and Steve shows up with a laser gun blasting it.
Then the entire city turns to rubble in a huge action sequence. More alien birds appear. A giant M. Night Shyamalan appears and grabs Steve then the film fades to white as it sees M. Night Shyamalan playing with a Steve action figure. It's all revealed to be one crazy imagination sequence. Then large CGI alien birds crash through his window and carry him away. He boards a spaceship and blasts off into space. Then the film cuts back to Fred punching Pepper in the face. Pepper gets up and transforms into a large CGI alien bird and attacks Fred. Then Steve and Buzz appears with lasers and blast it. Suddenly Buzz eats Steve. Fred runs out the house and a giant bird swoop him away. Fred is taken to space on the Moon. He finds a Spaceship and goes inside it. Then he meets M. Night Shyamalan. Then the Spaceship blows up including the Moon.
So the film cuts to 20 years later in a post apocalyptic Earth crowded by dead alien birds. The Star Trek Enterprise lands in Detroit. Dr.Walter Blue, Dr.Ray Nova, Fred, Pepper, Steve, and Buzz step off the ship.They look around. "It looks just the same!" Buzz says with a laugh. They all laugh along and start to walk off on another journey. Then M. Night Shyamalan steps off the ship and looks to the camera and says,"What a twist!" Then Earth explodes. Then Dr.Ray Nova wakes up at night and decides to take a drive outside. He puts in a Metallica cassette tape, then the tape suddenly switches to scriptures about the apocalypse. Then suddenly a loud boom hits the Earth. The film ends and fades to the credits. The Journey song "Don't Stop Believing" plays.
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