Is Edward Cullen The Ultimate Sexiest Beast? I Hope Not!

Is Edward Cullen The Ultimate Sexiest Beast?  I Hope Not!

After a 64 person tournament full of vampires, werewolves, mutants, and more, EW is down to it's final two for it's Ultimate Sexiest Beast.

By gorgeousgeeks - Aug 18, 2010 09:08 AM EST
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Source: Pop Watch

EW Online has had a 64 person poll tournament going for the past month with all sorts of monsters, vampires, and even mutants. The people voted for all sorts of sci-fi characters such as Dr. Who, Wolverine, and even Ms. Pacman. Well, now after much rabid fandom, it's come down to two contestants. One of them is Edward Cullen of Twilight fame, and the other is Damon Salvator of The Vampire Diaries (which was written before Twlight, thank you very much!).



While Edward Cullen is charming, a sweetheart, a complete gentlemen, and probably protrayed as a much more attractive character in the Twilight books, but to say that he's "a sexy beast" would be a bit much considering that he does sparkle in the sunshine. Edward Cullen is played by Robert Pattison, who just like the rest of the entire Twilight cast, looks better in real life without that "immortal vampire beauty".

So who is his competitor? Enter Damon Salvator! He's not a good guy that you would want your daughter to bring home. Don't even invite him in the house, but he is a vampire that doesn't sparkle and The Vampire Diaries television series just wouldn't be as awesome without his sarcastic sayings and his flirty eyes. He is played by Ian Somerhalder who was also well known as Boone from Lost and he also played Adam Knight on Smallville, one of Lana's pointless relationships. I didn't find him sexy at all as Boone and while on Smallville, I didn't understand how I was supposed to be content with him taking screen time away from Tom Welling, but Ian transformed into a completely different person when he took on the role as Damon. His performance is so good that I found it shocking. He makes you want to root for the bad boy.



But the moral of the story is one of them is a sexy beast and the other is a charming prince from a fan girl's fantasy. So if you can clearly see the difference or if you just despise Twilight and want to stick it to em', I encourage you to vote for The Ultimate Sexiest Beast and I really, really hope the winner doesn't sparkle.

Here is the link: http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/08/17/damon-salvatore-vampire-diaries-edward-cullen-twilight/

P.S. I'm not a Twilight hater.
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soperman
soperman - 8/18/2010, 9:39 AM
anyone but edward, hes a [frick]ing fairy!

FIRST
flames809
flames809 - 8/18/2010, 9:44 AM
this shit is stupid
StrangerX
StrangerX - 8/18/2010, 9:58 AM
LMAO @ teabag-I love Coming to America.
Denn1s
Denn1s - 8/18/2010, 10:37 AM
i am straight but i would choose hugh jackman.
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 8/18/2010, 10:48 AM
HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!! : D
loganoneil
loganoneil - 8/18/2010, 11:07 AM
I've got two words for this - 'True [@#$!-ing] Blood'!!!! ANY of the characters on that show could kick the [excrement] out of these puss-boys! Hell, Sookie and LaFayette could drop-kick these emo suck-heads into next week!
Creature
Creature - 8/18/2010, 11:25 AM
Those wimmens probably know nothing of recent supernatural pop culture that it's just Twilight and X-men.
gorgeousgeeks
gorgeousgeeks - 8/18/2010, 11:39 AM
I only became aware of this poll during the semi finals where Damon beat out that blond vampire from True Blood. I tried to watch True Blood, but it was just too sexual (yes, I am an adult). I'm just not into porn, even if there are vampires and Eric isn't really cute to me either, so I had to go with Damon, who I find to be terribly sexy in Vampire Diaries. Would have never expected such greatness from Boone.

Anyone who rides Damon off as a sissy boy clearly doesn't know much about the show and he's 30+ so unless you're pretty old, he's not a boy. I'm into all the fandom. Damon is actually very sexy.

And I don't think Edward is a punk or anything, but he honestly doesn't fit the phrase "sexy beast" and he would only win due to fan girls too little to even know the difference. I mean, Edward should have NEVER beat out Selene from Underworld. She shoots guns and fights in high heels and leather and she's really pretty.
soperman
soperman - 8/18/2010, 12:39 PM
he beat selene! WHAT THE [frick]!!!! thats blasphemy, and now i hate twilight x 100 because of the stupid fans. selene is so hot it hurts.
Protonite
Protonite - 8/18/2010, 1:07 PM
Blade would kick both their faggy asses to kingdom come.
gorgeousgeeks
gorgeousgeeks - 8/18/2010, 1:38 PM
@soperman She's very beautiful. It doesn't make sense. Underworld is such a great franchise. I hope it never stops. Then to make matters worse, after beating Seline, he beat Jacob (don't care about that), but then he beat Summer Glau to get into the finals.

@Protonite But this is a "sexist beast" poll and though sex appeal is not always about looks, Wesely Snipes is just too ugly! Besides, what is Blade gonna do now that the government kicked his butt? He's in jail for tax evasion.
gorgeousgeeks
gorgeousgeeks - 8/18/2010, 1:43 PM
This is the best picture I've ever found of Robert Pattison:



Yet there's still something wrong with it:



THE SICKEST NIPPLES EVER!!!!
soperman
soperman - 8/18/2010, 1:56 PM
ewww thats discusting, its a [frick]ing triangle!
gorgeousgeeks
gorgeousgeeks - 8/18/2010, 4:22 PM
@grif Well, the entire tournament had comic book movie characters like Storm and Deadpool. Wolverine almost made the finals. But to be honest, I was hoping to get some more people to rise up against Edward. But there are a lot of articles that make it on this site that aren't really comic book movies, like Supernatural, video games, Twilight, and Avatar. I decided to test my luck. That's my honest answer.
InstigatorGIRL
InstigatorGIRL - 8/18/2010, 10:36 PM
@gorgeousgeeks Actually, Twilight now has a comic book series, although Supernatural is not a movie it is a television series that indeed has a comic book series that is produced by Wildstorm. Also a lot of the video games that are on here have had comic book mini series. Avatar is the only one you mentioned that does not have a comic book series.
Protonite
Protonite - 8/19/2010, 12:20 AM
@gorgeousgeeks - lol....do I sense a bit of fangirlism(assuming) there? And why isn't Kate Beckinsale on that list? She's my ultimate sexy beast, for now. Among guys, I have no idea. Maybe Stuart Townsend as Lestat in 'Queen of the Damned'. He looked so cool as a vampire/rocker.

EDIT - Yeah, Kate Beckinsale's on the list. Sorry. :P
gorgeousgeeks
gorgeousgeeks - 8/19/2010, 4:10 PM
@InstigatorGIRL I know Twilight has a manga out now. I was considering getting it for my younger sister but I think she's fading out of the Twilight fad. I think it has something to do with her favorite character hooking up with a baby...

I forgot about the Supernatural comic book.

But hey, since Twilight is now "comic book related" then I guess the article isn't completely out of place.
gorgeousgeeks
gorgeousgeeks - 8/19/2010, 4:14 PM
@Protonite I'm usually not much of a fangirl (at least I'm not the super crazy type) but it just seems so wrong for Edward to take this win. I'm surprised Damon is holding his own, considering Rob's following. That's pretty impressive.

But the Twihards are sick. Either they're all little girls too young to know any better or if they're not, then they're sick for having such crushes on Edward cuz he's technically still underage. I read some of their comments. They're vicious, almost like Miley Cyrus fans.
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