Hi guys! Been a while since I've done one of these (my life's been pretty busy lately haha). Anyway, here's my latest battle!
Bruce Wayne:
I’m big boss Bruce, just call me Mr. Wayne
You think you’ll beat me? Dude, you must be insane
Everything about you is a rip-off of me
I’ll crush you like your house that dropped in the sea
I’ve been in the game since 1939
I’m getting all the ladies while your getting drunk off of wine
Speaking of ladies, I just did one who was quite stellar
What was here name again? Oh, I believe it was Pepper
Tony Stark:
Slow down Brucey boy, the name’s Tony Stark
That whole last verse? It had no bark
I’m the bigger comic book playboy here
I give people laughter and you give them fear
I got a suit of iron and your get-up once had nipples
I’ll do what Bane did to you and leave you as a cripple
You get all the ladies? Man, you gotta be lyin’
Cause we all know what happens between you and Robin
Bruce Wayne:
Are you serious? You’re really trying to bring me down?
Alfred, get me my bat-suit so I can take care of this clown
I got two billion dollar films all on my own
Stan Lee ripped off so much from me, you might as well be my clone
I’m the Dark Knight, and you’re called the Armored Avenger
But that doesn’t really matter, cause my title is better
There’s just no way that you’ll ever top me
Cause your Marvel’s bitch, and I’m the champion of DC
Tony Stark:
Oh, I’m sorry, you were talking? I wasn’t listening
My popularity’s growing, and yours is lessening
That new guy who’ll play you will surely be terrible
That evidence is clear, haven’t you watched “Daredevil”?
I just bought off Wayne Enterprises, you now work for me
You’ll be my new errand boy, so go and get me my coffee
Try and tear me down? Don’t think that you can
Cause you’re the Dork Knight, and I’m Iron Man
Who won? You decide!