You can try to lie and say that you've never dreamed of being a superhero, but I know better. I mean come on! There can't be a single person that visits this site that doesn't secretly want to be a superhero. I don't just mean tie a blanket around your neck and pretend you're flying. I'm asking who's that ONE superhero that you always wanted to be? Guys, was it Superman? Spider-Man? For me it was the one true badass:
Girls? Did you want to be Wonder Woman? Guys? If there are any guys that wanted to be Wonder Woman on here, then peddle your wares elsewhere, tranny. Let it be said that I take my emulation of Batman very seriously. Batman is a mortal man. He risks his life more than almost any other superhero. It's a plus that his costume is friggin' sweet; only The Dark Knight could pull off wearing his briefs over his spandex (sorry, Superman, you look like a queen). So, tell me: Who is the hero that you've always wanted to be. Have no fear of ridicule. I don't care if your favorite superhero is Underdog or Powdered-Toast Man (but the Wonder Woman guys are still forbidden from trannying up the joint).
P.S.: Pictures would be nice