FAN MADE: Trailer For EXPENDABLES 2 Wants You To Man Up & Stop Watching Superhero Movies

FAN MADE: Trailer For EXPENDABLES 2 Wants You To Man Up & Stop Watching Superhero Movies

"The following preview has not been approved for people who hate America and fun". Check out this funny parody of/homage to the recently released second trailer for Sylvester Stallone's geri-actioner..

Feature Opinion
By MarkCassidy - May 24, 2012 06:05 AM EST
Filed Under: Action
Source: The Monocular Group Youtube

This fan trailer for Expendables 2 wants you to drab a big [frick]ing gun and give the men in tights a rest!..



The Expendables are back and this time it’s personal… Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone), Lee Christmas (Jason Statham), Yin Yang (Jet Li), Gunnar Jensen (Dolph Lundgren),Toll Road (Randy Couture) and Hale Caesar (Terry Crews) — with newest members Billy the Kid (Liam Hemsworth) and Maggie (Yu Nan) aboard — are reunited when Mr. Church (Bruce Willis) enlists the Expendables to take on a seemingly simple job. The task looks like an easy paycheck for Barney and his band of old-school mercenaries. But when things go wrong and one of their own is viciously killed, the Expendables are compelled to seek revenge in hostile territory where the odds are stacked against them. Hell-bent on payback, the crew cuts a swath of destruction through opposing forces, wreaking havoc and shutting down an unexpected threat in the nick of time — six pounds of weapons-grade plutonium; enough to change the balance of power in the world. But that’s nothing compared to the justice they serve against the villainous adversary who savagely murdered their brother. That is done the Expendables way…











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Priest
Priest - 5/24/2012, 7:12 AM
That was beyond retarded.
BRandom
BRandom - 5/24/2012, 7:18 AM
I love Van Damme, and damn near everyone in this film.

On another note, wtf is this doing on this site? Did they really think that thumbing their noses at CBMs on a site called ComicBookMovie would make us want to see their movie more?
SuperPickle
SuperPickle - 5/24/2012, 7:19 AM
LOL, that was hilarious! The song sucked, though. Way too poppy. That called for something a bit more metal.
FrankLeeGitnit
FrankLeeGitnit - 5/24/2012, 7:20 AM
The new Legion of Doom theme song:

EastcoastAvenger
EastcoastAvenger - 5/24/2012, 7:32 AM
It was funny... I liked it!
Certainly, there is room in within the American experience to enjoy both kinds of movies.
ManofSteel23
ManofSteel23 - 5/24/2012, 7:35 AM
I laughed..ALOT,the music spoiled it
skyshark03191
skyshark03191 - 5/24/2012, 7:38 AM
Lame.
Greengo
Greengo - 5/24/2012, 7:39 AM
[frick] the New York Times!!!!

And Superhero's are as American as Hamburgers
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 5/24/2012, 7:59 AM
It's called a parody. That means a "piss take", a joke, a satire, poking of fun, sending up, havin a laugh...comprende?
ralfinader
ralfinader - 5/24/2012, 8:00 AM
Not a fan of the music choice, seemed pretty non-manly. Took away from the theme the video maker was going for. Great footage though, I'll be seeing it.
djkpat
djkpat - 5/24/2012, 8:01 AM
Someone should be slapped for making that trailer. It came off as some BS American propaganda, which actually makes no sense, considering all of these shidiots in this shidiot movie have at one time been some ridiculous character from some outlandish movie. Therefore making this trailer well just stupid on so many levels, that it almost seems like a spoof trailer. This movie will bomb in theaters, and Stallone can kiss my left nut, since he hasn't done anything worth watching since the Rocky series.
LAXtremest
LAXtremest - 5/24/2012, 8:04 AM
Only one thing you need to know about this film: CHUCK NORRIS.
HavocPrime
HavocPrime - 5/24/2012, 8:19 AM
Im not an american but after watching that, I want to be one lmao red whit and BOOM!
JatevinM
JatevinM - 5/24/2012, 8:25 AM
Thor and Batman would demolish all of them
LAXtremest
LAXtremest - 5/24/2012, 8:30 AM
I don't think this was meant to be taken litterally.
Spidey91
Spidey91 - 5/24/2012, 8:33 AM
no "America,f*ck yeah!" song? :(
other than that,pretty funny! c'mon guys,this wasn't mean spirited or anything.
big f*cking guns LMAO
RedHeadBruno
RedHeadBruno - 5/24/2012, 8:34 AM
The first one made $274,470,394 on a $80,000,000 budget, this will not bomb. It won't do as well as the CBMs but the first one was awesome and this will be probably even better. I love CBMs but there is always room for traditional action flicks like this.
Gmoney84
Gmoney84 - 5/24/2012, 8:41 AM
You gotta love this "MAN"tality. This movie is full of awesome action stars, huge explosions and lots and lots of guns. Seriously, any movie with Chuck Norris, Sly, Arnie, JCVD and Ivan Drago is the tits, bro!! Opening weekend FTW!!
ralfinader
ralfinader - 5/24/2012, 8:48 AM
"America, [frick] Yeah!" would have been the best song for that vid, agreed Spidey91.
Tainted87
Tainted87 - 5/24/2012, 9:03 AM
RorMachine commands you to laugh!
Laugh! Laugh before Zod.
DukeAcureds
DukeAcureds - 5/24/2012, 9:17 AM
That was the gayest thing ever.
"Don't watch men in tights, watch them with their shirts off". Right.
DEADP0000L
DEADP0000L - 5/24/2012, 9:21 AM
and that is why its PG 13
MARLH
MARLH - 5/24/2012, 9:30 AM
The video was funny, I am sure it was meant as such. I laughed... lol
tron21full
tron21full - 5/24/2012, 9:58 AM
I love it all
Ranger14
Ranger14 - 5/24/2012, 10:53 AM
This film should beat TDK and TDKR in box office because it is a team of action heroes vs. one hero. Perhaps it will beat The Avengers because it has even more action heroes together on screen. :-P just using the same logic some like to use on here. ;-)
AGENTJAY1130
AGENTJAY1130 - 5/24/2012, 10:55 AM
OK.......THAT WAS HOT BUT AFTER THIS MOVIE...... WHATS NEXT?? WHATS WRONG WITH BRING OUR COMIXS TO LIFE!!!
AraxisHT
AraxisHT - 5/24/2012, 10:57 AM
Was this trailer approved for people who hate terrible movies like the first Expendables?
Seriously, this movie is based around a bunch of has-beens.
TheMyth
TheMyth - 5/24/2012, 10:58 AM
I see a bunch of uptight dickheads that need a sense of humor. I also see a bunch of punkass kids who have no love for the Godfathers of Action. Have some respect people!
TheGambitFreak
TheGambitFreak - 5/24/2012, 1:00 PM
I am gonna enjoy this movie, but this is a little over the top, don't you think? Don't forget your past boys before you start lashing out, after all, remember where you came from...


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TheGambitFreak
TheGambitFreak - 5/24/2012, 1:16 PM
Oops! One more...

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TheGambitFreak
TheGambitFreak - 5/24/2012, 1:17 PM
I mean the guy that made this trailer, he had to know about these actor's past films, right? lmao.
maito
maito - 5/24/2012, 2:32 PM
1. More than half of the planet hate America.
2. After weaponry and software I thought superheros came next in exports.
3. Won't pay for this. Maybe watch it in cable when nothing else shows up.
adamcawa
adamcawa - 5/24/2012, 3:39 PM
People do realize this is a fan trailer, and not an official movie trailer, right?

Still, though, despite being a comics and by extension a comic book movie fan, I'm going to see this movie. All of my favorite action heros growing up (well Norris and Sly were a little before my time initially) in one movie!
Ha1frican
Ha1frican - 5/24/2012, 3:56 PM
Too bad the first sucked and this will too...
DukeAcureds
DukeAcureds - 5/24/2012, 4:45 PM
"TheMyth"@ Dude, I didn't respect these guys when they were making movies, in the '80s. I go see 'em and I'd love it, but respect them? You weren't there, were you? All you're really saying is "Sshhh, they're old".
Bartman87
Bartman87 - 5/24/2012, 8:24 PM
First this is a Fan Trailer so I'm assuming most of you can't read and these guys do most of their own stunts at 2-3 times most of the age of most people on this site. As for this movie failing apparently no one realizes this movie was Number 1 at the box office for a couple of weeks when it was released and it made like $200 million.

The point that I think that Stallone has said in the past is that the 90's CBM's kind of killed the action hero movies of the the 80's. These guys are actually action heroes not the wannabes that we have now, I don't need a lot of extra stuff in my movies with action. For those doubting this I bet it does just as well as the first or better and gets a third film.
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