Go Lady Gaga For First Official MACHETE KILLS Trailer

Go Lady Gaga For First Official MACHETE KILLS Trailer

It's taco time! The most handsome actor in Hollywood, Danny Trejo, returns as Agent Machete for Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills. The film boasts an Oscar-caliber cast; with Jessica Alba, Lady Gaga, Amber Heard, Vanessa Hudgens, and Sofia Vergara.

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By nailbiter111 - May 30, 2013 07:05 AM EST
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Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.


See Machete Kills in theaters September 13, 2013 starring DANNY TREJO, MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ, SOFIA VERGARA, AMBER HEARD, CHARLIE SHEEN, LADY GAGA, ANTONIO BANDERAS, JESSICA ALBA, DEMIÁN BICHIR, ALEXA VEGA, VANESSA HUDGENS, CUBA GOODING, JR., WILLIAM SADLER, MARKO ZAROR AND MEL GIBSON!
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sameoldthing
sameoldthing - 5/30/2013, 7:31 AM
Carlos Estevez first movie!
Charlie has been in more than a few.
WaffeX
WaffeX - 5/30/2013, 7:34 AM
horrible trailer
BackwardGalaxy
BackwardGalaxy - 5/30/2013, 7:40 AM
CARLOS ESTEVEZ? Love it.

But seriously. That trailer looked like a fan film.
supercajun
supercajun - 5/30/2013, 7:41 AM
Charlie Sheen is president, please take my money I have to watch this!
blvdnoise
blvdnoise - 5/30/2013, 7:42 AM
Carlos Estevez!
ForMeToPoopOn
ForMeToPoopOn - 5/30/2013, 7:44 AM
Estos cabrones...

This shit is hilarious.
ALegendaryPanda
ALegendaryPanda - 5/30/2013, 7:45 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! What?!
CharlesLord
CharlesLord - 5/30/2013, 7:50 AM
HAHAHAHAHA I actually might see this in theaters now
darkjoker1
darkjoker1 - 5/30/2013, 7:51 AM
haahaaha that was funny XD charlie sheen as president awesome :D
marvelstudios
marvelstudios - 5/30/2013, 7:52 AM
O.o
lucio7lopez
lucio7lopez - 5/30/2013, 7:54 AM
Charlie Sheen president... Mel Gibson is THE BOSS.
Awesome!

Marko Zaror is chilean! Hell yeah!
ralfinader
ralfinader - 5/30/2013, 7:54 AM
God this looks awful....LY Great! Love this grindhouse feel Rodriguez had with Planet terror and the first Machete.

Two words:

Taco Time
Xandera
Xandera - 5/30/2013, 7:55 AM
I knew just from the teaser of the article who wrote this... Nice @Nail... LMAO!!!
QuanZen
QuanZen - 5/30/2013, 7:55 AM
In case none of you have heard...Charlie Sheen legal changed his name to Carlos Estevez.
Goggles
Goggles - 5/30/2013, 8:03 AM
malekithdude
malekithdude - 5/30/2013, 8:05 AM
What the...
Greengo
Greengo - 5/30/2013, 8:06 AM
I saw Danny Trejo last weekend. Seemed like a really cool dude.
ranger75
ranger75 - 5/30/2013, 8:22 AM
LOL
wcwpoet
wcwpoet - 5/30/2013, 8:28 AM
LMBO that definitely falls into looks so bad it's good category. The first one had me rolling I wait for it to hit HBO like I did the first one but it sure looks funny.
wcwpoet
wcwpoet - 5/30/2013, 8:29 AM
And there's not enough CGI in the world to make Lady Gaga look attractive to me.
datNAMEtho
datNAMEtho - 5/30/2013, 8:47 AM
lol
marantaz
marantaz - 5/30/2013, 8:52 AM
That looks so bad that it is probably one of the worst films ever conceived written produced directed acted take your pick ever. And its got lady gagme.
TelaVizion
TelaVizion - 5/30/2013, 9:00 AM
This looks great. Can't wait
PapaEmeritus
PapaEmeritus - 5/30/2013, 9:02 AM
Mel Gibson as villain? Charlie Sheen as the president of USA??? AWESOME!! Need to watch this right now! LOL
FoxForce5
FoxForce5 - 5/30/2013, 9:21 AM
LOL - it actually looks campier and cheesier than the first film -

-which is freaking awesome!

Anyone who doesn't understand the Grindhouse, B-Movie, Cheese-Factor just doesn't get itvand probably never will. So to those I say:
"Enjoy watching your Jane Eyre, Merchant Ivory and Masterpiece Theater while I have fun laughing it up with Robert and Danny for Machete Kills -or hell, maybe there will be a nice Sandra Bullock, chick flick for you to check out in the next theatre over... after all, I try not to judge."
:-P
StealthPWNAGE
StealthPWNAGE - 5/30/2013, 9:36 AM
Oscar caliber and they didn't include Lindsay Lohan and the new and improved Amanda Bynes? DAFUQ is this?! :p
gambgel
gambgel - 5/30/2013, 9:38 AM
what the hell is Sofia doing? lol
Azrael725
Azrael725 - 5/30/2013, 9:38 AM
and that's enough internet for today . . .
Bar20
Bar20 - 5/30/2013, 9:40 AM
They should have let michel bay do this film it would at least looks good
gammabolt17
gammabolt17 - 5/30/2013, 9:47 AM
Holy fvck at "Oscar-caliber cast"
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