1. "The plot is typical, and predictable."
That is just your opinion. Not everything has to be complicated.
2. "The whole thing with the mindcontrolled Hawkeye, and Dr. Erik Selvig was just not handled correctly and little to simple."
That is just your opinion. I feel like it was handled correctly.
3. "Loki was a typical villian who wants to control the human race (like we haven't heard of that before)"
Loki is not a typical villain. He did not want to rule Earth. He wanted to create mischief. He is the God of Mischief after all.
4. "They did not explain how Thor was able to come back to earth, atleast not in detail."
Odin used dark magic to bring Thor to Earth. It will be explained in Thor: TDW.
5. "Loki stayed and watched as Iron-Man, Thor, and Captain America fought and none of them thought it was weird, or perculiar that he did not escape and let them arrest him."
They still needed to interrogate him.
6. "when they did take him in into the helicarrier it took them a good while to finally realize that he was trying to use the hulk as a strong ally."
Actually. Black Widow found out rather quickly.
7. "Captain America smacked a grenade out of the way with his bare hand!!"
Captain America is a Super-Soldier.
8. "Hawkeye was just getting his butt handed to him in the most ridiculous was by black widow, to the point where he just gets knocked out and that just happens to get Loki's mindcontrolled grasp out of his mind."
Hawkeye's head was slammed against a wall. That's pretty painful.
9. "Scarlett Johanson could have been replaced to play Black Widow, her long pauses on screen and her tries of clever jokes are as flat as Anna Hatheway's stomach, and her russian accent is no where to be found (please don't give me that whole lector of how she's a spy and she has to conceal it, because I don't care.)"
Well, she is HOT. She also acts great.
10."Agent Coulson's death was handled in comedic way then a dramatic or emotional way, that it just felt goofy and made me feel as though if I couldn't feel sad when such a good character like Agent Coulson dies then I wouldn't care for any of the Avengers dying either."
I do not think it was quite funny.
11. "The Chituari are the weakest army since the drones in phantom menace, (they even shut down like them to) all they really did was blow up a couple cars, shoot a couple buildings, and wave their fancy weapons at a couple scared citizens, but you never see someone hurt or killed; you never feel as though this army could really do some damage to the world."
They would not show violence in a family movie.
12. "Bruce Banner just happens to get to New York just in time for the alien invasion, on a dirty, old scooter which is probaly one of the most random things in the entire movie."
Bruce came rather late in the battle.
13. "Nick Fury's superiors launch a nuclear misssle to destroy New York, are you serious!!!"
Yes, they were actually serious. They wanted to protect the world from the aliens.
14. "The only way to close the portal is by Loki's skeptor, like they couldn't have thought of something a little more scientific."
In fact, it was very scientific.
15. "Iron-Man leads the bomb into the portal, when somehow his suit doesn't freeze in deep space especially in a suit that just flys onto him (Iron-Man 1 anybody?)"
They explained in Iron Man 1.
16. "Captain America just decides to close the portal on Iron-Man after he basically just saved New York without a second thought."
He wanted to protect New York from any remaining Alien ships.
17. "and lastly The Chitauri just shut down like robots."
They were all connected, because of the Mother Ship.
The Avengers is the BEST CBM OF ALL TIME.
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