5. WE DON'T LET OUR LIFE REVOLVE AROUND COMICS
I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I CLEARLY DON'T LET MY LIFE REVOLVE AROUND COMIC BOOK MOVIES. I ONLY SPENT $400 ON MY CIVIL WAR TICKETS LAST WEEK. IT'S NOT LIKE I DON'T SPEND A MAJORITY OF MY DAYS ARGUING WITH PEOPLE OVER SUPERHERO MOVIES. C'MON.
4. WE DONT PAY MIND TO ANY CRITICS
I don't know about you, but as a comic fan, I don't pay any mind to critics. Especially afte- HAHAAHHA CIVIL WAR GOT BETTER REVIEWS THAN BATMAN V SUPERMAN SUCK IT LOSERS. THIS IS MY LIFE AND DC FANS LOST HAHAHA. THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU PUT YOUR FAITH IN ZACH SNYDER HAHA.
3. WE DONT LET OUR LIFE REVOLVE AROUND COMICS
I feel as if I need to drive this point home. Especially after my mom asked me "where's your girlfriend and my grandkids" She just simply has to know that spending 7 hours arguing on a comic site DOESN'T make me a loser and it DOESN'T mean I let my life revolve around comics. Just because I make 6000 word fanfics on marvel comics doesn't mean I'm a loser, it means I'm creative. I only sent 30 letters to Universal about making Hellboy 3 WHICH IS HAPPENING JUST WAIT FOR PACIFIC RIM 2 AND IT WILL.
2. WE DONT TAKE EVERYTHING TOO SERIOUSLY
As a comic fan, it's good to not always be so serious about things. EXCEPT ZACH SNYDER MAKING BATMAN A MURDERER. HE STABBED AND BLEW PEOPLE UP WHAT A HACK HOW COULD HE DO THIS TO MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. WE NEED REAL SKILLED PEOPLE LIKE PEYTON REED OR GUILLERMO DEL TORO MAKING THESE DC MOVIES COME ON.
I mean, it's no big deal. I talk to girls all the time mom. Just because I talk about BATMAN V SUPERMAN'S DISMAL BOX OFFICE PERFORMANCE, doesn't mean I'm a loser mom. I don't do this all day mom.
1. WE TOTALLY DONT REINFORCE THE LOSER NERD STEREOTYPE
I weigh a chill 311 pounds, 5'5, and mild acne. To put it lightly, I'm a ladykiller. I'm sure all of you losers are as hot as I am too but you wouldn't know. I lead the race in what would be considered hot comic fans. Watch out ladies, I'm coming for ya. Right after I finish my editorial on how Ant-Man 2 and The Valiant Comics cinematic universe are worthy of oscars.