I've seen a lot of folks (like MADDMONK@) lately doing MATCH-UPS with
MARVEL & DC characters, a kind of superhero “FIGHT CLUB”, a “WHO WOULD WIN
THE BATTLE?” scenario. Thus I thought I would post-up this “MARVEL-DC
VILLAINS MATCH-UPS” Fancast for the Holidays.
20-MARVEL & DC VILLAINS who are quite similar to one another.
I started with who I felt were the two baddest bad-guys, THANOS & DARKSEID,
and sort of worked my way down, SORT of—-lol!
CONSIDER THIS FANCAST MY HAPPY HOLIDAYS GREETING CARD TO
EVERYONE ON CBM.COM!
SEASONS GREETINGS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY!!!
I JUST THREW THIS ONE IN FOR MY FRIEND LEEE777!
AND TO BRING ALL THESE SUPER-POWERED PERPS TO JUSTICE....“MR.
I AM 'DA LAW”!
WITHOUT FURTHER FANFARE I PRESENT MY--
MARVEL/DC VILLAINS MATCH-UP FANCAST:
DENNIS HAYSBERT with his deep, powerful voice sprang to my mind when
considering an actor to voice the INSANELY POWERFUL alien, THANOS. Born of
“THE ETERNALS”, he is a mutant of TITAN (A MOON OF SATURN), with purple
skin, he worships “DEATH” and brutally killed his mother when he was only
ten.
He is forever lusting for that damn “INFINITY GAUNTLET”. What a vicious
mutherfrakker! (Yikes!)
MICHAEL IRONSIDE seems to be who the ENTIRE WEB wants for that nasty
alien enemy of SUPERMAN, DARKSEID. I tell you, isn't MR. IRONSIDE so
craggy he barely needs any make-up to play DARKSEID?!? LOL
THANOS—DARKSEID:
DENNIS HAYSBERT—MICHAEL IRONSIDE
JAMES EARL JONES = GALACTUS.....'NUFF SAID!”
PERAXXUS is the new alien baddie from DC'S NEW-52 “JUSTICE LEAGUE
INTERNATIONAL” and he seems very familiar.....can't quite put my finger on
it but.....HMMMM???
GALACTUS—PERAXXUS:
JAMES EARLE JONES—KEITH DAVID
They're both megalomaniacs with gazillions. One owns a country, the other
owns a massive business that's like a small country, “LEXCORP”. They both
just.....WANT TO RULE THE WORLD!
I want a younger, more European VICTOR VON DOOM and MADS is very
EUROPEAN & still quite young.
JON HAMM may have been spoofing when he performed LEX but, DAMN, he was
the epitome of LEX LUTHOR, even in a SPOOF!
DOCTOR DOOM--LEX LUTHOR
(VICTOR VON DOOM—ALEXANDER JOSEPH LUTHOR):
MADS MIKKELSEN—JON HAMM
GARY SINISE just walks right off the comics page as NORMON OSBORN, NORMIE
also owns his own “MONSTER” Mega-Corporation.
THE JOKER is a “MONSTER-MOB-BOSS” super-villain. I like WILLIAM
FITCHNER for my preference, the older, “CLASSIC” “CLOWN PRINCE OF CRIME”.
GREEN GOBLIN—JOKER
(NORMON VIRGIL OSBORN--(UNKNOWN)
GARY SINESE—WILLIAM FITCHNER
LOKI'S casting is set for a long time to come!
And MICHAEL is the ZOD for “MAN OF STEEL” and he's just fine by me.
LOKI--ZOD
(LOKI LAUFEYSON—GENERAL DRU-ZOD)
TOM HIDDLESTON—MICHAEL SHANNON
I want ALAN TUDYK for ANT-MAN/GIANT MAN so naturally I want him for the
voice of ULTRON (Electronically altered, of course!).
MATTHEW GOODE strikes me as very intelligent & fitting for BRAINIAC, the
super-computer robotic-android from SUPERMAN'S destroyed planet KRYPTON.
ULTRON--BRAINIAC
ALAN TUDYK (VOICE)—MATTHEW GOODE
The ridiculously beautiful AMBER HEARD is fantastically fitting for BLACK
CAT & SUPERGIRL.
ROSARIO DAWSON is a little non-traditional for CATWOMAN but I think she's
pur-r-r-fect! She sure is a hell lot more beautiful than ANNE HATHAWAY.
Man that woman's face just doesn't cry SELINA KYLE, that's for sure!
BLACK CAT--CATWOMAN
(FELICIA HARDY—SELINA KYLE)
AMBER HEARD—ROSARIO DAWSON
One wears a red skull, the other one is just OUTTA HIS FRIGGIN' SKULL!
SASHA ROIZ played the scary killer mobster brother on “CAPRICA”...ROMAN
SCIONIS is a role right up his alley.
RED SKULL--BLACK MASK
(JOHANN SCHMIDT-ROMAN SCIONIS)
HUGO WEAVING—SASHA ROIZ
MAGNETO has white hair and can STOP THE WORLD IN IT'S TRACKS!
MR. FREEZE has white SKIN and can FREEZE THE WORLD IN IT'S TRACKS!
MAGNETO—MR. FREEZE
(ERIC MAGNUS LEHNSHERR—VICTOR FRIES)
JEREMY IRONS—RALPH FIENNES
MANDARIN is the mastermind of a worldwide crime-cabal. He wants IRON MAN
dead.
RA'S AL GHUL is the mastermind of a worldwide crime-cabal. He wants BATMAN
dead.
KEN is JAPANESE but he's still perfect for MANDARIN.
RUFUS SEWELL looks exactly like RA'S and would perform him less wooden than
LIAM NEESON unfortunately did (And I like LIAM!).
MANDARIN--RA'S AL GHUL
(KHAN—RA'S AL GHUL)
KEN WATANABE—RUFUS SEWELL
BIG BADASS BULLIES.....one broke DAREDEVIL, the other BROKE THE BAT!
I want a tall scary LATINO-man (like the comics) to play BANE before he pumps-up and
the actor plus CGI for the BIG, HUGE, VENOMED-OUT BANE, who broke BATMAN'S
BACK!
KINGPIN--BANE
(WILSON GRANT FISK--(UNKNOWN)
VINCENT D'ONOFRIO—JAVIER BARDEM
Very TOXIC ladies INDEED!
TYPHOID MARY--POISON IVY
(MARY ALICE WALKER—PAMELA LILLIAN ISLEY)
CASSIDY FREEMAN—EMILY BLUNT
If they get you in their sights, you're as good as DEAD!
BULLSEYE--DEADSHOT
(LESTER POINDEXTER—FLOYD LAWTON)
BEN FOSTER—TIMOTHY OLYPHANT
These actresses fit these very DEADLY girls very well, I'm just not sure if
they would “FIT” into their costumes!
Oh, the BOOBAGE! ALL OF THE BOOBAGE!
LADY BULLSEYE—TALIA AL GHUL
(MAKI MATSUMOTO--TALIA AL GHUL)
NATASHA MALTHE—KELLY BROOK
These guys are highly hazardous to your health and they ain't just
“TOYING” around!
THE PUPPET MASTER—TOYMAN
(PHILLIP MASTERS--WINSLOW PERCIVAL SCHOTT)
DOUG HUTCHISON—TOBY JONES
BAD BIRDS, BAD BIRDS, WHAT YA GONNA DO? WHAT YA GONNA DO WHEN
THEY COME FOR YOU!
VULTURE—PENGUIN
(ADRIAN TOOMES--OSWALD CHESTERFIELD COBBLEPOT)
JOHN MALKOVICH—PAUL GIAMATTI
Watching JON BERNTHAL'S ferocious performance on THE WALKING DEAD,
it HIT me.....he would make one kick-butt crazy JIGSAW!
ADRIAN PASDAR would be a fittingly fantastic HARVEY DENT/TWO-FACE!
JIGSAW—TWO-FACE
(WILLIAM RUSSO—HARVEY DENT)
JON BERNTHAL—ADRIAN PASDAR
RICHARD ARMITAGE would make a very creepy NATHANIEL ESSEX! And he
looks EXACTLY like him!
I want a GREEN LANTERN reboot that's not a frakking JOKE!
I want CHRIS PINE as a tough, serious HAL JORDAN/GL. I DON'T WANT ANYONE
FROM that PIECE of CRAP RYAN REYNOLDS “KIDDIE-COMEDY” GL! Thus I
want a new SINESTRO (Altho' MARK STRONG did a fine GOOD-GUY SINESTRO
'cause he doesn't know how to act badly but I just don't want one single
THING from that damn RYAN REYNOLDS disgrace!). The BOX OFFICE proves I'M
RIGHT! So bring in JASON ISAACS, he would own the role, good SINESTRO and especially BAD.
And, PLEASE, get an actress in here who can KNOCK the role of CAROL FERRIS
OUT OF THE PARK! (Or maybe actually CAN ACT!)
MISTER SINISTER—SINESTRO
(NATHANIEL ESSEX—THAAL SINESTRO)
RICHARD ARMITAGE—JASON ISAACS
The ABOMINATION of the “616” COMIC BOOKS is part REPTILE.
KILLER CROC is part CROCODILE.
Like two peas of a pod (A VERY “UGLY” POD!)! lmao
ABOMINATION--KILLER CROC
(EMIL BLONSKY—WAYLON JONES)
TIM ROTH—KEVIN GREVIOUX
CHRIS BRUNO (from USA'S “THE DEAD ZONE”) has that “air” of BLACK-OPS
soldier to him, perfect for TASKMASTER.
SEAN BEAN, the same “AIR”, just older (lol)!
TASKMASTER—DEATHSTROKE
(TONY MASTERS--SLADE WILSON)
CHRIS BRUNO--SEAN BEAN