So here's my Boondocks fan-cast. Mainly for a movie script for The Boondocks that i'm writing. I'll post some of that later on.
Huey
Jaden Smith
Riley
Jaden Smith
Granddad
John Witherspoon
Jazmine
Jadagrace
Cindy
Elle Fanning
Michael Caesar
Nathan Smith (Lil Jons Son)
Tom Dubois
Will Smith
Sarh Dubois
Cameron Diaz
Uncle Ruckus
Stanley Crouch
Ed Wuncler Sr.
Ed Aner
Ed Wuncler III
Eminem
Gin Rummy
Asher Roth
Thugnificent
Ludacris
Macktastic
Taboo
Gangstalicious
Bow Wow
Well that's it. and i decided to post the first few scene's of my Boondocks movie script.
The Boondocks
Act 1 scene 1
Black screen fades into overhead view of south Chicago to Woodcrest Baltimore. Then shoes Huey in airplane looking out of window next to him is riley playing video games and granddad sleeping.
Huey: (narrating) I am not a prophet, but sometimes I have prophetic dreams, like the one where I was at a garden party.
Shows Huey walking to the podium on the stage at a garden party. He taps the microphone to get the crowd’s attention.
Huey: Excuse me. Everyone, I have a brief announcement to make. Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the Devil, I mean come on his first middle and last name all have six letters in them, get it six six six, and the government was lying about 9/11. Thank you for your time and good night.
The people suddenly erupt into a riot. Huey wakes up, and is immediately smacked by Granddad.
Granddad: Mmm-hmm! You were havin' that dream where you made the white people riot, weren't you?
Huey: But I was telling the truth!
Granddad: How many times have I told you, you better not even dream about tellin' white folk the truth! You understand me? (Walks away) Shoot! Makin' White people riot! You better learn how to lie like me! I'm gonna find me a white man and lie to him right now! Now come on boy the plane is landing
Shows Huey, Riley and Granddad getting out of the then cuts to them getting their luggage. Then cuts to them getting in a taxi. Riley falls asleep in the taxi and starts dreaming.
Act 1 scene 2
Riley: (narrating) I am not a gangsta yet, but I do thank and dream like one, like the one where I was at my office being the crime lord of the world
Riley is wearing a flattop hat that has RF on it (standing for Riley Freeman). He is sitting at a desk that has tons of 100 dollar bills on it. Tons of women only wearing bikinis were standing around him and on the side wall there were huge cases showing different cars. Then 20 thugs come in asking for money Riley Looks at a huge man on his left. The man shoots all of them. All the girl kisses riley everywhere on his face. Riley wakes up, and is immediately smacked by Granddad
Granddad: Mmm-hmm! You were havin' that dream where you was a rich gangbanger and you have tons of cars women and money.
Riley: Man granddad don’t be a killjoy
Granddad: Don’t talk back to ya elders. You should respect us. Without me you wouldn’t be livin fool. Also I have much joy. When I listen to Clarence Carter I get giddy and start dancing and singing
Riley: You were singing and dancing? Oh good. I thought you were having a seizure.
Granddad: boy if you thought I was having a seizure why didn’t you help me?
Riley: So I don’t gotta have a playa hata on my back every 2 seconds. That Dream was about to get to the FUN song.
Granddad: What is that?
Riley: you don’t wanna know
Granddad: Ooh Riley I bet it’s inappropriate. So when I get out this car I’m gonna take off this belt and slap you silly. Boy you also on punishment until September 8th.
Riley: Granddad you trippin that’s a month and 8 days.
Granddad: How can I trip when I’m sitting down?
Riley: *sigh*
ok that was your little preview.
Removing an evil [racial slur] spirit from a negro is as hard as removing stink from a hunk of shit. We must use the tools that white God gave us to fight the [racial slur]. Avoid conversation with the [racial slur]. The [racial slur] will lie, the [racial slur] will make excuses, he will use words he doesn’t know. If he gets really desperate, he may start to rap or dance. OOOOH YES, there’s powerful [racial slur]dry at work here!~Uncle Ruckus