Dear Sue,
Why can't I find a woman like you?
What IS a woman like you ? It's easier to answer that question by stating what kind of woman you're not.
I considered Felicia Hardy- she's sexy and fun and seems good in the sack, and also an exciting companion, but so are you Susie. She's just a little too 'loose' for me- weak on morals, and morals are important to me!
I like strong, independent woman too, so I was crushing on Jennifer Walters for a while. I know she's a close friend and former FF member, so I thought if you liked her , I would too. But her baggage with former partners concerns me, and she doesn't seem like a girl who'd love to have some kids and settle down one day.
Diana of Themyscira caught my eye. I thought her to be beautiful, strong and very family fiduciary. She'd probably make a great mother and supportive wife. I was fairly confident she was the 'one'...until I realized her righteous self-assurance could be a problem if we were to have a disagreement. There'd be no flexibility in the relationship for mutual compromise. After all, how am I going to tell the 'Princess daughter of a 'god' she's wrong!
No Sue, they won't do. You're the one for me.
You're smart- an accomplished biologist.
You're a great mom! You'd destroy entire WORLD'S just to protect your kids from harm!
You're a wonderful wife- supportive and nurturing , but you also think for yourself and aren't hesitent to tell your husband he's wrong in a heartbeat!
A man needs that sometimes- he needs someone loving whom he trusts to give him a 'reality check' when he deserves it!
You're powerful. You could place a series of air bubbles in my arteries and stop the blood flow to my brain, or encase New York in an invisible force field so nothing gets in or out!
Just amazing! You're amazing Sue Richards!
Now I know Reed's a good guy. Hell, I like the guy myself, but he just doesn't understand you like I do- I know your heart!
I'm aware Namor has been trying to woo you away from Reed for years-!, but the poor guy's just too brutish(plus he's a hot-head!) and lacks the innate qualities I do.
So Susie, it's time to trade up! It's time to up-grade . Reed's been your only love...I get that, but you'll never know what your missing if you don't give me chance!
Give Headlopper a chance.
You know what they say about guy's with big beaks!....