Yep, it’s just another funcast of Whedon-people for a movie, THE
AVENGERS roster. Josh@ suggested I do this so I stupidly decided to
go ahead and do it (But do not blame him whatsoever! lol)!
Of course JOSS WHEDON is actually set to rewrite and direct THE
AVENGERS so this is a little different from the X-MEN funcast in that
some of the actors have already been chosen for THE AVENGERS
movie. So remember, again, THIS IS JUST A PARODY! “ONLY
JOKING!” ;D :D ;D
I love THE X-MEN and THE AVENGERS so I’m not doing these
parodies to show disrespect for the wonderful characters or JOSS
WHEDON. I am a fan of WHEDON’S work so there is no way I
want to deride him AT ALL!
I’m one of those GLAD that JOSS WHEDON is directing THE
AVENGERS.
Here’s a change on my silly AVENGER’S POSTER. It’s a variation
of an IRON MAN 1 poster, now with EVANS in for CAPTAIN
AMERICA and NATHAN FILLION as HANK PYM. MORENA
BACCARIN was already JANET VAN DYNE-PYM in my poster.
I think since WHEDON is directing THE AVENGERS he just
might choose these two favorites of his (and mine) as WASP &
YELLOWJACKET.
SO NOW I PRESENT—THE AVENGERS WHEDON-STYLE:
“DON’T MAKE ME GET MY BRIEFCASE!
YOU DON’T WANNA SEE ME WHEN I GET MY BRIEFCASE!”
IRON-MAN/TONY STARK – DAVID BOREANAZ (BUFFY, ANGEL)
“NO, I DIDN’T SAY I WAS HAVIN’ ‘ROID-RAGE!” I SAID, “MY
HEMORRHOIDS ARE RAGIN’! MAN, THEY’RE JUST ‘KILLIN’ ME’!”
CAPTAIN AMERICA – ALAN TUDYK (FIREFLY-SERENITY, DOLLHOUSE)
“NOW, WHO VANTS TO CALL ME ‘STUPID RUSKIE REDHEAD AGAIN?”
BLACK WIDOW – SUMMER GLAU (FIREFLY-SERENITY, DOLLHOUSE)
“DON’T MOCK ME WOMAN! JUST AS SOON AS I CAN GET THIS
DAMM RUBBERY THING OUT OF THIS STUPID WRAPPER, I’LL
SHOW YOU WHO’S ‘THE MIGHTY THUNDER-GOD’!”
THOR – ADAM BALDWIN (ANGEL, FIREFLY-SERENITY)
MAN, THE WORST THING IS, I GO THROUGH SHIRTS LIKE A
BABY GOES THROUGH DIAPERS! BUT ODDLY ENOUGH MY
PANTS SEEM TO SOMEHOW ALWAYS STAY ON!
HULK/BRUCE BANNER – JOHN MAHER (FIREFLY, SERENITY)
HEY, HANKIE-POO! WHAT SAY WE JUST LEAVE THE AVENGING
TO THE OTHER GUYS TODAY AND WE JUST STAY IN AND MINGLE
OUR STINGERS! OK, HANKIE-POO?
WASP – MORENA BACCARIN (FIREFLY-SERENITY)
“HEY, JAN! THAT WAS A HELMET I SAID I NEEDED...A ‘HEL-MET’!”
YELLOWJACKET – NATHAN FILLION (BUFFY, FIREFLY-SERENITY)
“ALL RIGHT SWORDSMAN, I’LL QUIT PONTIN’ YOUR SWORD AT
YOU JUST AS SOON AS YOU PUT MY BOW & ARROWS DOWN
AND STOP POINTING THEM AT ME! DAMM, I JUST PICKED UP
YOUR SWORD AND WAS LOOKIN’ AT IT! GEEZ, TOUCHY OL’
GEEZER...AIN’T YA?”
HAWKEYE – CHRISTIAN KANE (ANGEL)
“VISION, HUBBY, DID YOU JUST CALL ME WITCH? ‘CAUSE IF
YOU CALLED ME SOMETHING ELSE THAT SOUNDS A LITTLE
LIKE “WITCH”, THEN THIS PLACE IS GONNA EXPERIENCE A
‘BAD SPELL’!”
SCARLET WITCH – ELIZA DUSHKU (BUFFY, ANGEL, DOLLHOUSE)
“DID SOMEBODY SAY THEY NEEDED SOMEONE TO PLAY A
ROBO-GUY ‘ROUND HERE? ‘CAUSE I DO A MEAN ROBO-GUY!”
VISION – JAMES MARSTERS (BUFFY, ANGEL)
ENVER’S NAME IS PRONOUNCED: EN-VAIR JOKE-EYE.
MAN, DOESN’T ENVER LOOK LIKE PIETRO HERE? ALL HE
NEEDS IS HIS HAIR DYED SILVER! AND I AIN’T JOK-ING!
QUICKSILVER – ENVER GJOKAJ (DOLLHOUSE)
“HONEY, I’M HO-O-OME!!!”
MS. MARVEL – SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR (BUFFY, ANGEL)
“HEY, GUESS WHAT I GOT FROM MY BOSS FOR MY BIRTHDAY?
I’LL GIVE YOU A HINT...IT RHYMES WITH BFD!”
WAR MACHINE – LEONARD ROBERTS (BUFFY)
WOMAN, HAVE YOU BEEN SHAVIN’ YOUR LEGS WITH MY
RAZOR AGAIN? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO AVENGIN’ WITH
THE AVENGERS WITH THIS SCRUFF ON MY FACE? I DON’T
CARE IF YOU CAN WHIP UP A WHIRLWIND, YOU ARE
STARTIN’ TO SERIOUSLY CRAMP MY STYLE!
BLACK PANTHER – CHIWETEL EJIOFOR (SERENITY)
I DON’T HAVE ANY FUNNY STUFF TO SAY HERE ‘CAUSE
TAHMOH IS MY ACTUAL CHOICE TO PLAY WONDY! ;D
WONDERMAN – TAHMOH PENIKETT (DOLLHOUSE)
YA KNOW IT AIN’T FUNNY BUT IT IS STRANGE BUT ALEXIS’
CHARACTER ON ANGEL WAS ALMOST KIND OF LIKE DR.
STRANGE, WITH HIS KNOWLEDGE OF THE PRACTITION OF
MAGIC AND THE OCCULT, SO NATURALLY I HAD TO CAST
HIM HERE AS “DR. STRANGE”!
DR. STRANGE – ALEXIS DENISOF (BUFFY, ANGEL, DOLLHOUSE)
“NO, MR. STARK, SIR, I DON’T CARE IF HE IS THE SON OF
SATAN, I WILL NOT WEAR THIS ABOMINABLE ENSEMBLE WHILST MR.
HELLSTROM IS VISITING AVENGER’S MANSION!”
EDWIN JARVIS – ANTHONY HEAD (BUFFY)
“Now once again I reiterate, THIS IS JUST A ‘PARODY' FUNCAST!”