First G.I. Joe Movie Review

First G.I. Joe Movie Review

Thank's to LatinoReview for providing the first fan's take of Paramount's G.I. Joe.

By jman1977 - Jul 15, 2009 07:07 AM EST
Filed Under: G.I. Joe
Source: latinoreview.com

Here is the news. The major problem with this movie as far as I can tell is the accelerator suits. They just kinda look cheesy. The obvious Destro issue, and I think people are worried that Paramount went to far away from the source material. With that being said here is Latinoreview's 'P Ben' take on the blockbuster set to explode all over big screens August 7th 2009.

"Just got out of a screening for GI JOE in my hometown of Kansas City. It was at the AMC Mainstreet. They said we were one of the first audiences to ever see it so here’s my review:

I definitely loved GI JOE growing up and I remember playing with the toys and reading the comic. And of course I watched the cartoon show whenever I could. I was excited when I first heard they were making a GI JOE movie. It’s something I would have died to see when I was growing up. However, I was also nervous when I saw some of the images and heard about some of the casting choices. So I went into the screening excited and a bit worried but really had no idea what to expect.

But after seeing the movie tonight all I can say is HOLY SHIT! – this movie blew away my expectations. It's a really good movie. It’s a ton of fun and a great ride. And much closer to the GI JOE I remember than I was expecting. The audience was really into it throughout and they applauded at the end. As we walked out of the theater you could hear how excited people were about having seen the movie. I can honestly say that it’s one of the most entertaining and fun summer movies I have seen.

For one, it has amazing action in it. There are 5 huge action sequences which are as good as anything I’ve ever seen. In particular there is a scene in Paris in the middle of the film that is just mind-blowing. This scene alone would be worth the price of admission. There is also a great ambush scene in the woods, a great training sequence, an attack on the The Pit and a huge underwater sequence at the end. Also we get to see Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow have some great sword fights, which I loved.

Also the characters are great in the film and it has all the main ones I remember like Duke, Scarlett, Hawk, Baroness, Zartan, Destro and Cobra Commander at the end. And of course Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow, who were my two favorite characters growing up. We also learn a lot about these characters in flashbacks, which was great to see. And one of the biggest surprises for me was Marlon Wayans as Ripcord. I was expecting him to be too over-the-top but instead he is great in the movie and adds just the right amount of humor, which the audience loved. He’s not goofy. Instead he’s a good soldier and is incredibly heroic in the film.

I think the biggest surprise for me is how much I loved the story in the movie. It was a great action-adventure story with characters and relationships that I really cared about. There are also several story surprises in the film that I wasn’t expecting. Especially the last scene in the movie, which has a great twist.

I would really place this movie right up there with STAR TREK and UP as the movies I have liked most this summer. And I can’t wait until I can see it again. It’s that much fun."

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delpoi
delpoi - 7/15/2009, 7:27 AM

Am really looking forward to watching this movie its gonna kick ass and sounds like it does :-P
starscream4president
starscream4president - 7/15/2009, 7:39 AM
Ha!!! This is for the haters, [frick] yall! G.I.joe rocks.
Shaman
Shaman - 7/15/2009, 7:50 AM
Actually starscream... it's as good as ..."UP".
Tobuttica
Tobuttica - 7/15/2009, 7:53 AM
I'll believe it when I see it. I've gone by peoples reviews before and been disappointed. I'm glad he enjoyed it though.
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 7/15/2009, 7:56 AM
Isn't Up great? I heard its a class movie...

starscream4president
starscream4president - 7/15/2009, 8:05 AM
UP DESERVES AN OSCAR!
vonstallin
vonstallin - 7/15/2009, 8:07 AM
he had my until he said it was up there with Star Trek and up....
now im skeptical of his review...

But amped to hear something good...
also he mentioned some scenes we havent seen yet so thats good.
superdog
superdog - 7/15/2009, 8:12 AM
this guy is a studio plant, no question. anyone who says this movie is as good as star trek and up is a big LIAR!!!!!!!! the guy probably thought transformers was the movie of the decade
Shaman
Shaman - 7/15/2009, 8:15 AM
Yes it does starscream and apparently.. so does Gi Joe.
Stumblin
Stumblin - 7/15/2009, 8:16 AM
Ok this is bullshit, this critic had to be paid off. For one he doesn't site any specific examples for his claims of how great this film is, he just notes "...it has amazing action in it." Yeah, we figured that. It's way too one sided to be a serious or honest critique, because you give both good and the bad.

F^ck this reviewer, comparing it to Star Wars and UP? Like I'm going to fall for that shit.

SpideyWidey
SpideyWidey - 7/15/2009, 8:18 AM
I'm with the dog. This movie is gonna sweep the Razzies next award season.
starscream4president
starscream4president - 7/15/2009, 8:20 AM
Lolllll! Shaman you are retarded
Hellmont
Hellmont - 7/15/2009, 8:26 AM
Wow its funny how Jmann has loved almost every movie that has come out for the summer....

He loved Terminator Salvation ....which is a piece of shit
He loved Wolverine which was yet another piece of shit
He loved Transformers ROTF which was yet another disapointment?

Jman either you are very easily amused and satisfied with mindless stories, cheap scripts and bad acting or you are very ignorant when it comes to good films?

GI-Joe is a movie destined for the garbage heap because its a Steven Sommers film............so now that you know what to look out for you wont make the mistake of watching this movie and knowing is half the battle .....NO-JOE
superdog
superdog - 7/15/2009, 8:34 AM
deep rising was great......famke jensen gave me a deep rising right in the theatre
Stumblin
Stumblin - 7/15/2009, 8:40 AM
Hellmont this isn't Jmann's review, this is an actual critic's (though I use that term loosely because he really isn't even that).
jman1977
jman1977 - 7/15/2009, 8:47 AM
hellmont: you need to go over the reviews Johnny and I did and LISTEN. Besides what thread are you on anyway? REALITY CHECK for Hellmont this is Comicbookmovie.com not Hollywoodmovie.com, Iv got to work with what is out there. Wolverine, a good movie for what it was, the kids loved it, the CBM fans are not going to like it, thats a quote from our first review. Terminator Salvation had obvious plot holes but the action was there kinda sorta, and Transformers ROTF was a mindless summer blockbuster action flick. Hellmont must have liked Star Trek cuz he didnt put anyone on blast about that one.
Hellmont you get good and you get bad in life, nothings like the fairy tales you use to read as a infant child, nothings perfect, if you could go into a movie and learn to take the good with the bad, just like in real life, you would enjoy it alot more.
Like Jim said us Editors are held to a higher journalistic standard, meaning, just cuz we dont like one aspect of a film does not mean we have the right to beat the hell out of it and drag it through the street.
RolandOfGilead
RolandOfGilead - 7/15/2009, 8:55 AM
This doesn't change shit...this movie is still going to suck worse then Supermike! I mean come on guys...the Joe's can f***ing FLY!!!! Remember?!? Not to mention the horrible acting to fallow that. That's enough for me to boycott this movie...who's with me?
CorndogBurglar
CorndogBurglar - 7/15/2009, 8:55 AM
@ superdog

LMAO
Bandrews1
Bandrews1 - 7/15/2009, 9:03 AM
That's a relief, cause I really thought might end up being bad.
TurdFergunson
TurdFergunson - 7/15/2009, 9:03 AM
so what happens if GI Joe is better than Transformers 2? i think we maybe overlooking the outcome of that scenario's end results
Lanceloco
Lanceloco - 7/15/2009, 9:05 AM
What the hell? Two Semi Positive reviews on AICN and a really positive review here for G.I JOE!!!? odd...very odd indeed....
RolandOfGilead
RolandOfGilead - 7/15/2009, 9:16 AM
If they would be fighting this guy in the movie, I would go see it!

Shaman
Shaman - 7/15/2009, 9:18 AM
I'm just gonna go ahead and uh... throw "UP" an oscar there.
droopy1317
droopy1317 - 7/15/2009, 9:24 AM
lol @ keven. we don't want leee to rip off his tick costume. lol. the trailers do make it look cheesy but i'll still go watch it wit good or bad reviews out. and salvation had great action scenes and so did orgins for whoever was bashing at them somewhere up there
CorndogBurglar
CorndogBurglar - 7/15/2009, 9:26 AM
i want a jihad joe!
Raiden
Raiden - 7/15/2009, 9:40 AM
latino review has a link to 2 other reviews and those arent bad as well
Shaman
Shaman - 7/15/2009, 9:52 AM
Are there any GI Jews???
RolandOfGilead
RolandOfGilead - 7/15/2009, 9:53 AM
YOU CALL DEEZ BEAGLES?!?
@ Shaman...classic Family Guy reference! Lmao!
RolandOfGilead
RolandOfGilead - 7/15/2009, 9:53 AM
I'M GLAD HE'S ON OUR SIDE!
TurdFergunson
TurdFergunson - 7/15/2009, 10:26 AM
here is a good one...but not a movie..just a toy

TurdFergunson
TurdFergunson - 7/15/2009, 10:28 AM
hahaha

RolandOfGilead
RolandOfGilead - 7/15/2009, 10:33 AM
@ TurdFergunson...where did you find those?!? They are hilarious! Thor-John? Really? What a f***ing name! Lmao!
Inohaku
Inohaku - 7/15/2009, 10:34 AM
OMG Jihad Joe, hilarious!!!!
SHHH
SHHH - 7/15/2009, 10:34 AM
where is leee to hear this some are putting it with star trek?
Shaman
Shaman - 7/15/2009, 10:41 AM
Thor-John huh? Sounds like someone i could have a beer with! GO BLOW... thor-john.

RolandOfGilead:

LEEE777
LEEE777 - 7/15/2009, 10:45 AM


SHHH @!!! ; D

Heh heh heh!

Yep GI JOE = DARK HORSE OF THE SUMMER!!!

An HELLMONT @ W*NKERINES might be a piece of sh!te lol, but TERMINATOR SALVATION was friggin' excellent!

YOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE!!! ; )

KEV @ DROOPY @ Hehehehhehehehhee
TurdFergunson
TurdFergunson - 7/15/2009, 10:46 AM
found some more! this is getting better and better!!

TurdFergunson
TurdFergunson - 7/15/2009, 10:47 AM
im seriously laughing as i post these. this dude comes with 2 swords!

LEEE777
LEEE777 - 7/15/2009, 10:48 AM
Aint that BEACH HEAD @ TURD???
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