145 Reasons That Spider-Man 3 Sucks: Video

145 Reasons That Spider-Man 3 Sucks: Video

Spider-Man 3 was a painful experience for the majority of people who saw it, and despite the adage that time heals all wounds, apparently some people still haven't recovered, as this video demonstrates.

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By EdGross - Nov 18, 2010 10:11 AM EST
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LEEE777
LEEE777 - 11/18/2010, 11:07 AM
What is this sh1T @ ED lol?

We know a lot of it sucked... but so did BORIGINS, WH@REZONE, X3, ELEKTRA and so on... wheres their videos? ; p


SPIDER-MAN 1 & 2 are all time classics, can never be touched!
ScottScottScott
ScottScottScott - 11/18/2010, 11:20 AM
Yeah Sandman was the only thing in 3 worth while Venom sucked.
nuck82
nuck82 - 11/18/2010, 11:23 AM
what the real Intruder said! lol
SuperSpiderMan5778
SuperSpiderMan5778 - 11/18/2010, 11:25 AM
even though this is old news there should only be one reason why this movie sucked. FAWKIN SONY!!! they pressured raimi to put venom in the movie. i love venom but why the hell did they put him in for 3 they should've waited for a spidey 4 or 5. they should have left it at GG 2 and sandman for spidey 3 then maybe leave a cliffhanger for the lizard for 4 then since jj jonah jameson's son is an astronaut he should've brought back the symbiote on a shuttle w/him to introduce black spidey and venom in 5. then if they had a 6th one introduce the sinister 6 respectively. but that's what happens when sony doesn't give a fawk about what the fans want. F you in the ass sony!!!!
Rango
Rango - 11/18/2010, 11:29 AM
2 was the best.
Creature
Creature - 11/18/2010, 11:33 AM
Funny, I don't remember seeing this film at all. The fights were bad ass gems, though.
WolvieCBM
WolvieCBM - 11/18/2010, 11:34 AM
Hahaha...So funny. Nice find @Ed!
StrangerX
StrangerX - 11/18/2010, 11:48 AM
@ Intruder- Sandman was the best part about 3 his appearance was perfect imo
StuckInPanels
StuckInPanels - 11/18/2010, 11:51 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH THAT WAS GREAT!!! so many problems. I like to see many more of these
lowflams
lowflams - 11/18/2010, 11:52 AM
I literally made this near exact list after i saw the movie.

Thank you for making this.

F^*K you for reminding me of this movie's miserable existance.
Remixxx
Remixxx - 11/18/2010, 11:54 AM
My main problem was Venom being treated as a 2nd tier character to Sandman. If they were going to treat the character that wasy then just have Sandman as the main villian. Either one of these characters could carry a movie by themselves. I always thought that if they were going to intro Venom it should have been spanned over 2 movies and in the third Venom would be the sole villian.
ManThing
ManThing - 11/18/2010, 11:55 AM
!!! WHAT AN AWESOME VID!! LMAO! I totaly agree!



Great article ED!
BetaRayB
BetaRayB - 11/18/2010, 11:56 AM
Classic! That movie is so painstakingly bad that I can't even bring myself to watch it for a laugh. That and X-Men 3. For shame!
dudemanjac
dudemanjac - 11/18/2010, 11:58 AM
This fell victim to the same thing all these super hero movie. Stop raising the number of villains in the movie. The evidence is there and yet they keep doing it. Like with the first movie that got ppl to care about your franchise, take the time and dedicate a movie to ONE villain. The more you add the more it sucks.
ManThing
ManThing - 11/18/2010, 12:01 PM
@ LEEE77: Maybe all those should have videos too!
ElBeaster
ElBeaster - 11/18/2010, 12:18 PM
"Eric Forman." haha

There was so much wrong with this movie that taking out Venom wouldn't have saved it. There were horrible things like Venom, Gwen Stacy?, Emo Parker, and Hover Board Gobby.

This guys picked out a 145 things wrong with this movie and some may be nit picky, but he's right. All those little things add up. Raimi just completely screwed the pooch this time around.
ElBeaster
ElBeaster - 11/18/2010, 12:20 PM
@Gambit

I love those movies so much, but I couldn't agree more. Mostly awful casting.

Hopefully the next stays truer to the characters
Shaman
Shaman - 11/18/2010, 12:26 PM
I think they had a perfect casting choice for Sandman and the effects to pull him off nicely, but then they made him Ben's really real killer. FAIL!!! Venom was decent, the only problem was that Topher should have been Peter Parker all along while someone such as Dominic Purcell would have been a better fit for Eddie Brock. Oh and the disco dance i won't even get into. Of course Harry was a fail. Completely unnecessary for him to "hero up" or else, what would Spidey have done alone against the Sinister Six??? Seriously, they really didn't know how to flesh out Spider-man's character. It's like they based him off the pictures from the books but didn't read to know how he dealt with his foes every time. The spidey we know would have been smart enought to come out on top alone, like he does in the books. He didn't even seem to be the star of his own film in the third. He was merely... an "aspect". Mega Fail!
spiderneil
spiderneil - 11/18/2010, 12:32 PM
spider-man 2 is f**king awesome. imho on TDK is a better superhero movie and I watch SM2 way more than TDK.
spiderneil
spiderneil - 11/18/2010, 12:34 PM
it's also worth pointing out more than half those reason were nothing more than nit picks.
TDK (for example) is filled with daft moments if you go over it with a fine tooth comb.
spiderneil
spiderneil - 11/18/2010, 12:37 PM
lastly that youtube club actually reminded me how entertaining SM3 actually is and a lot of scenes in the youtube clip had me laughing (in a good way). I can definately watch SM3 now and be entertained by it.
cyclopstb
cyclopstb - 11/18/2010, 12:55 PM
These reasons are lame. The "No Spider-Sense" and "Venom never call himself Venom" made sense.
Rhys
Rhys - 11/18/2010, 12:56 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha, I laughed!
frigidgiantinthe716
frigidgiantinthe716 - 11/18/2010, 12:58 PM
My favorite part in the movie is when the waitress asks Harry how the the pie is and he responds " sooo good"
Bandrews1
Bandrews1 - 11/18/2010, 1:02 PM
Why does everybody make it seem like Spider-Man 3 was that bad, I still thought it was good for what it was, it ain't like it was the worst peace of shit out there, we all know that there are worst comic book movies than this.
deathoncredit
deathoncredit - 11/18/2010, 1:09 PM
In my opinion, the problem with Spider-Man 3 was NOT that they included Venom, the problem was that Raimi bent Venom over a bench and raped him. The Sandman was a lame villain, and his "just a good intentioned man who fell on rough times" back story was tired. The movie could have been epic if they had done Venom right instead of putting the focus on Sandman and Peter having a really dull and embarrassing existential crisis.
Rhys
Rhys - 11/18/2010, 1:14 PM
@Intruder,

Sandman is an awesome villain!! Better than that overrated punk Venom....




I liked his portrayal is SM3....could been ALLOT better, but it was decent. The 'sentimental father' thing sucked though...

Ryden
Ryden - 11/18/2010, 1:15 PM
Spider-Man 3 wasn't THAT bad. The problrm was that it had to best the 2nd film which is very hard to do, and so they tried to put everything in it and it backfired. It wasn't even a BAD movie, it was just okay....but because it's Spider-Man nd because he first two were so good then it had to be great or it was shit. Well no, it was decent.
eleven59
eleven59 - 11/18/2010, 1:22 PM
you know i seem to recall two-face only being in TDK near the end and for only a short time too... even worse: as though the joker needed a 2nd villain to help carry the movie... but everyone seems to overlook that when complaining about venom and SM3 in general...
Destroyer14
Destroyer14 - 11/18/2010, 1:25 PM
Heh, I still think it's the best movie of all time.
XmutantX
XmutantX - 11/18/2010, 1:25 PM
sandman was the only thing worth watchin in this movie...the cgi used on him was baddass....EVERYTHING else was f**kin terrible!..id rather watch X3 than this pile of crap!
IronicMan
IronicMan - 11/18/2010, 1:26 PM
This is just nitpicking.
DukeAcureds
DukeAcureds - 11/18/2010, 1:30 PM
Actually, I thought that Spider-Man 3 was the best in the trilogy. If you look at those reasons, they are mostly continuity mistakes and cheesy humour or moments of sentimentality. The previous two Spider-Man movies had a lot more continuity mistakes, much cheesier bad humour and a hell of a lot more Frank Capra moments of sentimentality (actually that's an insult to Capra, Raimi's sentimentality is excruciating to watch and lacks any real emotion). And that first reason -Pete is a creepy dick in this scene? He's supposed to be. Apparantly, everybody missed the subtext of the movie. It's about pride. At the start Pete's ego is going overboard, he's taking everything for granted and getting wrapped up in himself too much. The symbiote costume represents the pride as a very creative symbolic device. Raimi didn't want Venom, but when he was forced to use him, he came out with some of his best work. Truly, Spider-Man 3 is Raimi's most serious and artistic work to date. And that includes both The Gift and A Simple Plan. Am I really the only person to see how ballsy and ahead of it's time this movie was?
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