VIDEO: Everything Wrong With SUPERMAN RETURNS In 6 Minutes Or Less

VIDEO: Everything Wrong With SUPERMAN RETURNS In 6 Minutes Or Less

These "Everything Wrong With" vids usually get a mixed reaction here on CBM, but I'm pretty sure this one will be very popular! Get your anti-Singer gifs ready and click on to watch Cinema Sins' nit-pickey breakdown of Superman Returns.

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By MarkCassidy - Jun 04, 2013 08:06 AM EST
Filed Under: Superman
Source: Cinema Sins



The Man of Steel returns to the big screen with this continuation of the icon's film legacy that picks up after the events of the first two Christopher Reeve films. Some time has passed since the events of Superman II and the world has gotten used to life without Superman (Brandon Routh) ever since his puzzling disappearance years earlier. Upon his return, he finds a Metropolis that doesn't need him anymore, while Lois Lane (Kate Bosworth) has moved on with another young suitor Richard White (James Marsden) in the meantime. As the hero begins to tackle the fact that life on Earth has continued without him, he is forced to face his old arch-nemesis Lex Luthor (Kevin Spacey) and restore the life that was once his.



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MidNightWind
MidNightWind - 6/4/2013, 8:58 AM
Thanks to this, I remember why Superman wasn't really important to me because his movies were boring and he had one weakness. good thing Zack Snyder's here to give us the real superman.
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 6/4/2013, 9:01 AM
76% on RT. I guess a lot of professional "idiots" thought is was just as decent as Iron Man 3:)
norseman79
norseman79 - 6/4/2013, 9:03 AM
Both films are over 76% shit. :p

I liked the plane rescue scenes in both though.
thewonderer
thewonderer - 6/4/2013, 9:07 AM
Good Movie

Shitty Superman movie
Logan5
Logan5 - 6/4/2013, 9:08 AM
Quentin Tarantino loved Superman Returns!
PosingKyle
PosingKyle - 6/4/2013, 9:09 AM
Everything wrong in 6 minutes? Pfft they could have just showed the trailer.
Funny shit though.
Logan5
Logan5 - 6/4/2013, 9:10 AM
@d-mort

You didn't have a girlfriend in '06.

You didn't have a girlfriend in '06 that you "made" watch Routh in spandex.
Logan5
Logan5 - 6/4/2013, 9:12 AM
Lee Bermejo's Luthor was worth it.
rbfn04
rbfn04 - 6/4/2013, 9:13 AM
If I remember correctly the opening sequence was a perfect fast forward through the origin. Krypton blowing up rocket going to Earth...
Logan5
Logan5 - 6/4/2013, 9:13 AM
*art on
Facade
Facade - 6/4/2013, 9:13 AM
I thought that there was 154 mins worth of wrong in SR, but it's funny how SO MANY thought Routh and SR was great and now....
PsyGuy
PsyGuy - 6/4/2013, 9:14 AM
Just 6 minutes??? That's impressive.
rbfn04
rbfn04 - 6/4/2013, 9:15 AM
I thought Routh good be very good with a better script. Than I saw his other acting gigs and... Dude is stoic like a brick
TheWolverine08
TheWolverine08 - 6/4/2013, 9:22 AM
DC fanboys always brag about how DC/WB movies have more "substance" and are more "mature" than Marvel Studios Movies, I guess this is an example of it.
TheClemster
TheClemster - 6/4/2013, 9:29 AM
@ Gus

I had to think about you man when I clicked on the GL one, the end if so funny man with the sets and props bonus count :)

Also...
BRUINS 6 - CROSBY AND CO 1 :) :) :)
TheClemster
TheClemster - 6/4/2013, 9:30 AM
LOL Nomis

Your love for Singer has no boundaries :)
Logan5
Logan5 - 6/4/2013, 9:32 AM
@dellamorte1872

Lighten up lil' man! It was a joke. Was under the impression "FUN" was what this site was about, eh?
TheClemster
TheClemster - 6/4/2013, 9:32 AM
@ Gus

Everything Wrong With GREEN LANTERN In 6 Minutes Or Less, you have to watch it man, it broke my heart but I had to laugh :)
Donekin
Donekin - 6/4/2013, 9:33 AM
It's time to get over this, people. Still complaining about Michael Dukakis losing the election, too?
ScarletJack
ScarletJack - 6/4/2013, 9:46 AM
This is the only movie I ever fell asleep during, while @ a movie theatre. I got to the airplane scene i think and then Routh was lifting a small continent...then I'm pretty sure I dozed off again. :)
supermarioworldE
supermarioworldE - 6/4/2013, 9:47 AM
He missed the one about Lois thinking superman date raped her, since she has no memory of getting laid in part 2.

Also superman acknowledging that he has a kid, then never addressing it to Lois.

Yeah, pretty creepy flick.
thewolfx
thewolfx - 6/4/2013, 9:49 AM
I like routh but [frick] you singer you made the man of steel a stalker with a kid
Highflyer
Highflyer - 6/4/2013, 9:51 AM
I actually thought this movie wasn't as bad as people are making out to be.
NeoBaggins
NeoBaggins - 6/4/2013, 9:52 AM
Awwwe, we're kicking Superman Returns in the wake of Man of Steel.
Logan5
Logan5 - 6/4/2013, 9:53 AM
Oh my little D-Mort.., seeing statements as insults. Pretty much sums up everything right there.
marvel72
marvel72 - 6/4/2013, 9:56 AM
the best scene of superman returns & one of the best comic book movie scenes ever!
Highflyer
Highflyer - 6/4/2013, 9:56 AM
Some people are just overreacting.
Highflyer
Highflyer - 6/4/2013, 9:58 AM
@Marvelphycho79, Movie trailers can always be great. The actual movie can always suck.
AC1
AC1 - 6/4/2013, 10:00 AM
I thought it was decent, I mean it's a much better movie (and a much better Superman movie) than Superman 3 or Superman 4, probably on a par with Superman II considering all the silly stuff in that film (cellophane 'S' thrown at Non, Superman wiping Lois' memory with a kiss, giving up his powers and responsibility). There was a lot of silly stuff, and stupid stuff, cliches and even a couple of plot holes (like the very uneven way kryptonite functioned), and I can't say I liked the cast because I'm sure there were more suited actors to almost every role (except Perry White and this interpretation of Lex Luthor, which was a slightly darker version of Gene Hackman's take on the character), but I like it for what it achieved, which was an homage to the original Superman movies, but one which managed to do so in a more serious, less tongue-in-cheek way.

I think it was a decent movie, but a mediocre Superman movie.

And while I laughed at this video, particularly the bit about people not putting Clark and Superman's five year disappearances together and figuring out they were the same, I just realised the same thing happened with Bruce Wayne and Batman 3 times in The Dark Knight trilogy, 2 of those occasions being in The Dark Knight Rises (plus Bruce and Batman both apparently dying at the same time, so maybe 3 and a half times altogether).

Anyway, looking forward to Man of Steel
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