POLL: What Did You Think Of TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES?

@CuddlyCereal

What. The. [frick]. Is. That?!?

Awful. That Rotten Tomatoes Score Isn't Low Enough!

thank f*ck i didn't pay for it,i would of been well pissed off if i had.

@Cuddly

Ah. I wasn't aware that the cartoon followed them into middle age!

i liked it just fine, but i think my kids got a bigger kick out of it.

POTENTIAL SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






To anyone that's seen the film please clear something up for me. I have heard from two friends that Ralph turns out to be gay in this film.....what? That can't be accurate, right? Have they misconstrued something, or have they actually just done whatever they could to be disrespectful to the source material?

Where is the I'm tired a DlAMONDZ option?

@koolaidbag

WHA-HUH?!? I didn't notice anything like that!

shake that soup spoon Loki, they grapple hard, little [frick]ers ;)

Where's the "I Didn't See It Because I'm Not That Interested/My Asshole Itches But People Are Looking" option?

-Cons

-Megan Fox as April (Her acting is so dull and unbelievable at times) lol
-Cgi (I guess because of the budget there wasn't enough cash to go full out, it looked like a video game at times.)
-Turtles got beaten too easily by Shredder at times. (For the sequel they need to improve their fighting skills and costumes as well)
-Already knew how the antagonists master plan would go to waste just from watching the trailers.

Pros

-The turtles had a LOT of character and you could easily tell what made each one of them different from one another
-You could actually believe why Master Spkinter is an actual "Master" in his craft when it came down to fighting.
-Background story of how the turtles developed and etc was a great addition.
-Mikey (LOL! He kept the theater cracking up)

Overall

Despite some of it's easily noticable flaws I think that it's an alright set up for more to come from out of their universe. With a better budget, cgi and hopefully acting from Fox next go around their could be some vast improvements for this franchise. I was pretty surprised to hear the crowd applauding the film after it wrapped up. (I know right? lol) one person "booed" when Michael Bay's name came up in the credits but everyone else was just chillen waiting for an after credits scene (sadly there wasn't one) Hopefully they'll get A$AP Rocky to do the next theme for the film!

Glad I didn't pay to see this garbage.

@ Nubase

:/ ?!

I don't get why Marvel Fans should be mad. GTOG made 95 mil on its first week and fell by 56 percent its second week. That's a normal second week drop.

not even the fights with the shredder are good. and they are short as [frick] and interrupted by scenes with megan fox. raph at the end talking about how much of an ass he is and how much he loves the others had me laughing my [frick]ing ass off.

the movie is god awful. bet the sequel will start off with mikey jerking it to april

What did people really expect from a Nickelodeon movie? They haven't been good since the first Rugrats.

we got our money back. it was god awful. the turtles reminded me of the Hulk Dogs. im sorry but Raph being able to toss around cargo bins like footballs was horrid. leo and raph were like 6'5, and weighed a ton. hard to not be seen, when you're the size of a volkswagen beetle