TheRedCondom
Username: TheRedCondom
Member Since: 2/10/2014
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Perfect date: I pick you up. You get in. There's candles everywhere. You go.. "Isn't this dangerous?" I go.. "Yes, but I like danger." We go to your favorite restaurant. And we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car on fire. You go, "Condom, your car is on fire! Aren't you upset?" I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say "no, I knew this would happen." And then I kiss you in front of my burning car.
Wait... this is a dating site right?