Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Sora vs. Link

Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Sora vs. Link

Kingdom Hearts series protagonist Sora faces off with Link of the Legend of Zelda series in a battle of rhymes to decide who is the better fantasy game hero. Who wins? You decide!

By rockerdude22 - Nov 23, 2013 04:11 PM EST
Filed Under: Video Games



Sora:
Straight from Destiny Islands, it’s the one true Keyblade Master
This green elf against me? It’s gonna end in disaster
That effeminate outfit of yours makes you look like Peter Pan
That’s quite ironic, because your disses never land
How are you gonna rap when you can’t even talk?
Any insults you throw at me I’m gonna block
This pansy little fairy is even weaker than a Heartless
Not only that, but your whole library of games is totally worthless



Link:
Oh really? I can’t talk or rap? I beg to differ
Like on your home world, my rhymes will throw you in a twister
Your two companions are a cartoon duck and a dog
I’ll cut you with my Master Sword and then I’ll squash you like a frog
I may look like an elf, but you take orders from a mouse
Just like a Goron, I’m gonna rock this house
You wouldn’t last a day trying to survive in Hyrule
Just call me teacher, Sora, cause you’re gonna get schooled



Sora:
I’ve defeated so many villains, it’s hard to keep count
Will you fight anyone other than Ganon? That I’m starting to doubt
I’ve got my buddy Riku, and you have an annoying fairy named Navi
Last night, Zelda made a Tri-Force with me and Kairi
The land of Hyrule? More like the land of Hy-fool
I’ll use my water spells and throw you in a verbal whirlpool
Between the two of us, I’m the one true heroic warrior
You’ll forever regret ever trying to step up to Sora



Link:
That’s it, you’ve gone too far you spikey-haired little creep
Just like the beauty, I’m now gonna put you to sleep
The truth is putting you against me just isn’t fair
I’m the champion of Nintendo, and you’re the biggest mistake of Square
I’m one fantasy game hero that you’ll never get past
I’ll rip that giant key out of your hands and shove it straight up your ass
I don’t need my weapons, I can cut you down with rhymes
Cause you’re Disney’s little bitch, and I’m the Hero of Time

Who won? You decide!
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QuinlanVos
QuinlanVos - 11/23/2013, 10:00 PM
Link for the win!!! The last verse was SICK!!!
NovaCorpsFan
NovaCorpsFan - 11/25/2013, 2:44 PM
Link powned with the last verse!
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