Just in case you're at work and can't watch this new trailer for Sylvester Stallone's testosterone-fueled action epic The Expendables, here's your "call to arms," men:
GENTLEMEN
WHILE YOU'VE BEEN AT HOME
NOOB TUBING TOTAL STRANGERS
DUCT TAPING 40s TO YOUR HANDS
YOU'VE BEEN HANDING THE KEYS TO HOLLYWOOD
TO TEENAGE GIRLS
AND G.N.O.
JULIA ROBERTS MAY BE THE FINAL BLOW
EAT, PRAY, LOVE
WOMEN ADORE THE BOOK
OPRAH SWEARS BY IT
AUGUST 13TH THE MOVIE ARRIVES
AUGUST 13TH IS OUR LAST CHANCE
AUGUST 13TH WE TAKE BACK WHAT'S OURS
THIS SUMMER
THE ONLY MEN
YOU'RE ALLOWED TO LOVE
ARE TOGETHER AT LAST
SLY
BRUCE
ARNOLD
ROURKE
STATHAM
DOLPH
JET
COUTURE
ROBERTS
AUSTIN
CREWS
AUGUST 13TH
YOU WILL SEE THIS MOVIE
NOT OFF YOUR TORRENTS
IN A F*CKING THEATER
WHERE VIOLENCE BELONGS
IF WE DON'T?
IF THIS LOSES TO EAT, PRAY, LOVE?
YOU DON'T
DESERVE
TO BE
A
MAN
It was down briefly, but you can't stop man-power for long! Here it is again!
Music: Andrew W.K.'s "I Get Wet"
The Expendables opens August 13th! (Just in case you didn't get that part).
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