My name is MisterDitkovich. For five years, I made the people in my apartment pay the rent, until I found the man who wouldn't pay the rent. When I caught Peter, my daughter hit on him and he always had trouble opening the door. To this day, I still bother him about it. I am... RENTMAN.
*cue Arrow theme*
DC's latest film involves Batman and Superman going at it. And I thought it was GOOD. Not great, but good. And... I liked it. Yeah, I didn't love it. But I didn't hate it either. I thought it was an entertaining watch. BUT...
THERE WAS ONE MASSIVE PROBLEM WITH IT.
There was a scene involving Diana looking through the LexCorp files, and she sees footage of a few members of the Justice League. One is Aquaman, one is The Flash, and the other one is Cyborg. BUT they left out one EXTREMELY important detail...
ME!
Yes! Yours truly! Why wasn't I in this movie? Yeah, I may be a Sony property, but I mean, look at me, how is this not... Ugh...
HOW IS THIS NOT SUITABLE FOR THE JUSTICE LEAGUE?!?! C'MON, ZACK SNYDER... THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
You owe me four months rent, now, ya jerk.