PLOT:
When master assassin Deadpool and his best friend Bob are hired by Hollywood to go assassinate actor Nicolas Cage, Deadpool must learn the importance of friendship, guns, boobs and chimichungas.
CAST:
WADE WILSON/DEADPOOL: CHARLIE DAY
Bio: Wade Wilson has very little back story. While not being the smartest 'superhero' out there, Wade is a badass (if he says so himself). When Deadpool is called in to go assassinate his idol Nic Cage, He will need the help of best friends Bob and Ben Affleck.
BOB AGENT OF HYDRA: JAY BARUCHEL
Bob is Deadpool's best friend. After waking up after a wild night out, he gets a text message from girlfriend Domino, the text message says she is dumping Bob. Deadpool must help his best friend move on from being dumped and get back out there. In the words of Wade Wilson "There are plenty more fish to [frick]"
DOMINO: AUDREY PLAZA
After dumping Bob, Domino is called in by another Hollywood studio to go kill Nic Cage aswell. Domino then meets Bob and Deadpool and Bob and Domino make up and become boyfriend and girlfriend at the end of the movie, while Deadpool shares a beer with Obi Wan Kenobi
NIC CAGE: NICOLAS CAGE
Playing himself, is actor Nicolas Cage. Nicolas Cage is taking all the roles in Hollywood. He is shooting 5 movies in the space of 7 days, In order for other actors to get a job, Deadpool and Bob must go assassinate this criminal. Before one new Nic Cage film comes out.
HOLLYWOOD EXECUTIVES: TERRENCE STAMP, TINA FEY
When Terrence Stamp and Tina Fey get angry there client Brandon Routh is not in any more movies thanks to Nic Cage, they hire Deadpool to go assassinate Nic Cage. Terrence admits "Brandon would have played a killer Ghost Rider".
BEN AFFLECK/DAREDEVIL: BEN AFFLECK
When Deadpool and Bob are called in, Ben Affleck cannot control his excitement, he is given the task to look after the two. But he cannot do it without a costume, going to his wardrobe and pulling out his old Dardevil costume Ben Affleck fights agaisnt Nic Cage alongside Bob and Deadpool.
PARKER ROBBINS/THE HOOD: STEVE CARRELL
Nicolas Cage's right hand man, The Hood. The Hood has been named as Marvel's least useful character ever. Parker Robbins becomes Nic Cage's assistant and best friend, The two will stop at nothing to bring crappy movies to the big screen.
J.JONAH JAMESON: STAN LEE
Stan Lee is just a legend. How could i not put him in this movie? Stan has always wanted to play JJJ so now i want him to play him but in a comedy film.
I think this is the only way Deadpool would ever work on the big screen, if you make it a comedy with action in it, like Austin Powers or Fanboys. I would have tons of cameos in the film from Lonely Island all the way to Chuck Norris.
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